Category Archives: thinking about stuff

Versailles… part 2… Lifestyles of the rich and French…

Posted on July 30, 2015 by pouringmyartout

If you want to live like a French king, there are certain standards that you have to meet, and certain steps that you must take… Step 1. Commission a famous artist to make a statue of you dressed as an … Continue reading →

Posted in My travels, Stories of my life, thinking about stuff | Tagged current-events, France, humor, king of france, paris, photography, rich people, style, travel, versailles | 18 Comments

Versailles… part 1… (or); There is a reason it it pronounced ‘ver-sigh’…

Posted on July 29, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Our second day in Paris and my wife, daughter and I took a day trip to Versailles… another stop on Mollie’s well-thought-out dream list. I had never been to Versailles before… wait… wow… my nostrils are really uneven, aren’t they? … Continue reading →

Posted in My travels, Pictures of me, Stories of my life, thinking about stuff | Tagged current-events, France, french revolution, humor, paris, politics, revolution, style, travel, versailles | 12 Comments

Have you ever considered…?

Posted on July 27, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Have you ever considered the fact that if we cured all diseases, then the larger population would cause food shortages that would lead untold numbers of people to die of starvation? If we stopped all kinds of violence against one … Continue reading →

Posted in thinking about stuff | Tagged advice, animals, cows, current-events, humor, life, meat, vegetarians, war | 56 Comments

A poem for Donald Trump… and I should probably apologize for this one right here at the top…

Posted on July 24, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Donald, may I call you Don? Or would you prefer Mr. Trump? Into the primaries you have been drawn You say America is in a slump As much as I would love to end up as your pawn I’m afraid … Continue reading →

Posted in thinking about stuff | Tagged advice, america, art, celebrities, current-events, donald trump, humor, poem, poetry, politics, social-media | 16 Comments

A story… about a guy… with some pictures thrown in…

Posted on July 22, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Once there was a guy who had a dream, a dream of conquering the world… with nothing more dangerous than a silly blog… He was sure that people would follow him… But he began to have doubts. What if his head was … Continue reading →

Posted in My art, Pictures of me, thinking about stuff | Tagged art, bloggers, blogging, blogs, celebrities, current-events, digital art, fame, fiction, humor, Photoshop, social-media, wordpress | 12 Comments

Let’s talk about Kim Kardashian’s butt… (or); Hey, you know what would really be sexy? A girl with a hugely overdeveloped brain!

Posted on July 17, 2015 by pouringmyartout

But this post isn’t about brains. It is about butts. Once again, I am not setting myself up as a judge of what is ‘right’ or ‘good’ or ‘normal’… That being said, I would like to have a serious discussion … Continue reading →

Posted in funny famous people pictures, My art, thinking about stuff | Tagged art, big butts, butts, current-events, digital art, fashion, humor, kim kardashian, social-media, style | 50 Comments

We have ended up with the politicians… and the elections… we deserve…

Posted on June 4, 2015 by pouringmyartout

My joke for the last presidential election was; If you experience an election lasting more than four months, consult your physician immediately. But as much fun as it is to make jokes about electile dysfunction… and to rant about how … Continue reading →

Posted in thinking about stuff | Tagged current-events, election, humor, politicians, politics | 12 Comments

And about that whole ‘you have to call me Lord Arthur’ thing…

Posted on April 17, 2015 by pouringmyartout

My official papers have arrived… There is the master title deed to my land in Scotland… There is my official declaration of Lordship… There is my official ID card that doth proclaim me to be a Lord! And if that … Continue reading →

Posted in Stories of my life, thinking about stuff | Tagged current-events, humor, I'm a lord, Lord, royalty, scotland, social-media | 18 Comments

Yeah… because what I needed was another silly art project to get involved with… but I have now decided that Eric Idle is so nice to help me with my book, that I am going to make a silly picture for him and send it to him in Twitter everyday… since he is now following me on Twitter… and keep doing it until the crack squirrels in my head get bored or he begs me to stop…

Posted on March 27, 2015 by pouringmyartout

I call this one; The Queen’s new earrings… It’s funny if you anything about the Monty Python movie; The Life Of Brian… Always look on the bright side of life.

Posted in My art, thinking about stuff | Tagged art, current-events, digital art, eric idle, humor, life of brian, monty python, Photoshop, social-media | 6 Comments

The long and sordid tale of how and why I started stalking celebrities on Twitter and how it led to me being followed by Eric Idle of Monty Python fame and Dana Carvey from Saturday Night Live…

Posted on March 26, 2015 by pouringmyartout

It all started, as a surprising number of things in my life do, as a harmless joke. A little more than a year ago, when my older daughter Jessica was still in college, I found out that she was on Twitter. … Continue reading →