Category Archives: Everything Else

Making the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 2…

Posted on February 18, 2018 by pouringmyartout

Because curling really needs to be a little more exciting… All we need are a bunch of fuses that burn for random lengths of time.

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Making the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 1…

Posted on February 18, 2018 by pouringmyartout

Anybody can jump off a big ramp on skis going a hundred miles an hour… But what if they had to slalom around pits filled with burning gasoline afterwards? I would watch that.

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Eat shit and die… (or);Happy Valentines Day!!!

Posted on February 14, 2018 by pouringmyartout

One thing my wife got me for Valentines Day is this little plastic toilet filled with sour, purple candy. To eat it, you lick one of those two little plungers, and then plunge them into the candy dust. Then, you … Continue reading →

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The dancing moon…

Posted on January 31, 2018 by pouringmyartout

I tried to take some pictures of that cool moon this morning… the thing is… (hey, thing, nice of you to show up)… that the dog kept me up all night, and I was too lazy to get the tripod … Continue reading →

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Trump’s first year; a multiple-choice test…

Posted on January 27, 2018 by pouringmyartout

Please choose one or more of the following answers to this question: Is Donald Trump…? A. Woefully unintelligent! B. Wondrously ignorant! C. Weirdly dense! D. Wearily foolish! E. Wickedly dull-witted! F. Wildly simpleminded! G. Wantonly obtuse! H. Willfully idiotic! I. … Continue reading →

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I found one more thing hiding in my fence…

Posted on January 20, 2018 by pouringmyartout

I think it is a space parrot… eating a space turtle… maybe…

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My toilet bowl now changes color… best Christmas gift ever!

Posted on January 19, 2018 by pouringmyartout

Although I will admit that the first night, I forgot it was there, and when the light automatically came on, I thought I was having some kind of flashback… and that my pee was glowing green like nuclear fallout. But, … Continue reading →

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Even more stuff hiding in my dang fence…

Posted on January 19, 2018 by pouringmyartout

Every time I look at the fence in my backyard, I see more things hiding there. This duck-billed alien thought he could escape my notice.

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The Washington D.C. Hillbillies… a rewritten song…

Posted on January 11, 2018 by pouringmyartout

Once upon a time there was a guy named Trump The kind of ignoramus that needs help to take a dump Had a cancelled TV show, and some failing real estate Then he tapped into a big, deep-seated vein of … Continue reading →

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More stuff I see hiding in my fence… part 3…

Posted on December 24, 2017 by pouringmyartout

I almost didn’t see the cute little fish hiding in there. But the baby elephant, I didn’t even need to squint. Okay, it is only his eye and part of his wrinkly little trunk, but still…

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