Category Archives: Conan the barbarian

Here is an old post that might blow your mind… if you are new and have not yet figured out that I am an all-art-side-of-the-brain freak of nature who does hundreds of kinds of art… but has no real life skills…

I did this post when I was still new at this blogging thing, and I was… as I still am… a computer moron… which means that the pictures in this post, which are painted on t-shirts and then scanned, are … Continue reading

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A map of my blog… and some good reasons why you should come and visit me rather than just read random posts that show up on the topic pages in the reader…

Yes, I did make it look like a treasure map… because there is treasure to be found when you visit my weird little slice of nonreality… AKA ‘my blog’. I have gone to great lengths to make my blog easy … Continue reading

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Ahhhh… stop telling me how badass Chuck Norris is…

The only reason you think that is because he never went up against my buddy, Conan the Barbarian!

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In which I explain why Conan the barbarian is really a very good role model, and why we should all keep a little barbarian inside ourselves, just to keep our inner child company, and also show off my mad drawing skills by doing my own Conan comic book… and stuff…

(Yes, that is indeed my face in there, even if it’s too small to tell). I mentioned, in an early post, that I have a slight fascination with Conan the barbarian. Give me a chance to explain why this is … Continue reading

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The dark side… Part 16…

Conan… not really a ‘take them alive and throw them into prison so they can just escape again’ kind of a guy…

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Shades… the final chapter… of babies and barbarians…

This is the end of my silly pictures of my sunglasses in weird places. I am going to finish up with a gratuitous picture of my friend Willie… Because you knew he would look good in my shades. You know … Continue reading

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How Photoshop keeps my head from exploding… Part 7…

I am now deep into my attempt to explain to you how Photoshop lets me exorcise the demons in my head. You may, by now, have surmised that this is really just a clever trick to recycle a bunch of … Continue reading

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Feety Jammies… Part 3…

Well, you knew Conan would make an appearance, didn’t you? Okay, I admit this picture makes him look a little less well-muscled than usual, but hey, I have lost almost 50 pounds, so it could be worse. Trust me… it … Continue reading

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A Christmas story from long ago… featuring Conan the barbarian…

We interrupt the story of our Christmas in the Bay Area to bring you a short story about my old friend Conan the barbarian. When my daughter Jessica was about 5 or 6, she had a Christmas where she got … Continue reading

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I promised you a party… part 2…

I also promised you that if I got my 30,000 views, Conan would do the happy dance… Am I a man of my word or what? To be honest, I thought Conan would be a better dancer than that, but if … Continue reading

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