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Getting in the mood for Christmas… Old, recycled posts of the holiday season… part 10…

Can we stop doing sexy Christmas songs? Can we, huh?… I hate that ‘Santa Baby’ song. Don’t sing sexy-time to Santa. That is just wrong. But not as wrong as saying you want a car, a mink coat and a … Continue reading

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Getting in the mood for Christmas… Old, recycled posts of the holiday season… part 9…

All I want for Christmas is a new president… seriously… anybody else will do…

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Uh… there is an alien hiding in my fence… and no, I don’t know what he is eating…

I have the kind of brain that sees shapes in clouds and fences and other things… so far, I haven’t seen Jesus anywhere. But I will keep making toast, just in case. The knotholes in my fence have always reminded … Continue reading

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Getting in the mood for Christmas… Old, recycled posts of the holiday season… part 8…

Some thoughts on the ‘war on Christmas’… There is no war on Christmas… It is a made-up thing… Stop acting like you are being persecuted because we want to include everybody. Nobody is really even telling you to say ‘happy … Continue reading

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When you can do the ‘dad thing’ in your sleep…

We went over to hang out with out friends last night… yes, the ones that have the two new twin boys, and my buddy, Olivia, who just turned three… The ones I babysit. I mean, any dad can fall asleep … Continue reading

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Getting in the mood for Christmas… Old, recycled posts of the holiday season… part 7…

How about if one year, we try being NICE to each other and visit each other and buy presents for each other, and wear festive colors, and sing silly songs, and decorate things and hang colored lights for 11 months, … Continue reading

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Otherwheres Collide… (A humorous science fiction thriller)… Chapter 10…

(Author’s note)… We are going to be meeting a lot of new alien races in this chapter, as well as some new members of races you would already know about… you know… if you have read the first three novels … Continue reading

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Making Art’s art even more arty… part 8…

I know, you have no idea what that is… except that it is awesome! There is a reason that you can’t tell what it is. I mean, yeah, obviously it is more of those special, digital effects I like to … Continue reading

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The real reason Roy Moore likes to dress like a cowboy…

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Getting in the mood for Christmas… Old, recycled posts of the holiday season… part 6…

A poem… yeah, I know, many of you see the word ‘poem’ and you run screaming… but this one is funny… and it is about Christmas… and why I might be way too obsessed with this blogging thing… Family gathered for … Continue reading

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