Monthly Archives: January 2017

An open letter to the ‘good’ people who voted for tRump…

You decided to overlook his racist comments and followers, even though you aren’t a racist. You ignored his statements about women, even though you aren’t a sexist. You ignored his mocking of a disabled reporter, even though you have empathy … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… the final solution… uh… I mean chapter…

I know I already made the joke about disguising yourself as a tRump supporter in order to make it through the next four years, but I could never do that. I was going to finish this series with the joke … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 15…

I think the best way to make it through the next four years of the tRump presidency is to lock yourself away in a comfy room somewhere, and read my blog… all of it… from the very beginning.

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 14…

I honestly don’t have any good Trump-era survival tips for my female readers. I wish I did… I have two daughters… and a wife… and a mom. Despite Trump’s claims that he promotes women in his companies and treats them … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 13…

Invest your money in wall-building materials, taco trucks, and giant, gold letter T’s… but don’t actually drive around in the truck… that might get you deported… hire some Trump supporters to do that.

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 12…

Learn to breathe underwater… or grow gills… because, you know… unrestricted corporations, a gutted EPA run by climate change deniers, no oversight or ethics at all when it comes to the things that are causing global warming… I am in … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 11…

Get healthy… now… because, you know… no health care…

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 10…

Learn to overlook stuff. Here is a short list of things you should start with: Ethics violations Racial slurs Random vagina grabbing Abuse of power Corporate greed Melting icecaps Higher taxes… unless you are rich Poor air quality Violent attacks … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 9…

I suggest investing in a good quality air mask. Once the regulations for the big corporations go away, you will be lucky if you can even see through the air anymore.  

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 8…

Disguise yourself as a Trump supporter. I know, this is… unpalatable… but you don’t actually have to shoot anyone or anything, or yell racial or sexual slurs, or punch your wife or grab a stranger’s vagina. You just have to … Continue reading

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