Monthly Archives: March 2016

Next, you will be telling me the tooth fairy isn’t real…

So yeah, Jessica and I went for a walk in the desert after I got to Scottsdale… just so you know, that isn’t a place where they wash lost dogs… a wash, in Arizona, is one of those dry river beds … Continue reading

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Well, I been through the desert in a car with no name…

First off, let me just say that I hate that song… you are riding a horse through the desert… I think you have time to name your freekin’ horse… (Also, my car [which is only mine because my wife drives … Continue reading

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So, I’ve decided to become a monk…

You know how I went off to some mysterious location this weekend that I couldn’t tell you about? Well, I was out in the desert at a monastery… The Brothers of the Perpetual Self-Castigation and Whinery Winery, near Gila Bend, … Continue reading

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Ted Cruz, why are you pointing at that vajayjay… (or): This picture needs a caption, and you should make one up… a contest… sort of…

This is the post I was going to do before I left… on that adventure… that I haven’t told you about yet… but I’m home now… but I’m also too tired from driving to do a post with any pictures from … Continue reading

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I will be home in about 12 hours…

I will have photos and stories to share, but in the meantime, here is a topic to discuss: When the government fines big corporations for… I don’t know, a huge oil spill or dumping toxic waste into our groundwater system … Continue reading

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Okay, I totally lied to you….

I told you I was going to do one last funny post before I left… To go to where I am now… Which I still don’t want to tell you about yet… But my wife had to use the computer… … Continue reading

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I am going away…

No… sorry… didn’t mean to panic you… I am just going on a little adventure… all by myself… sort of… I will try to check in if I can, but I might be more or less MIA for the next three … Continue reading

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Well, I was going to show you more pictures of little Olivia and my babysitting adventures…

But I left my camera over there… so…

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Sitting pretty… part 2…

Oh yeah, me and my buddy, Olivia, hangin’ out… She really is as sweet as she looks like she is… Oh man, it melts your heart when she looks at you like that. She really likes to point at airplanes. … Continue reading

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The Seven Kingdoms… chapter 17…

(Author’s commentary): Yes, you can read the whole story… so far… by clicking the button on my top bar, and thereby avoid these commentaries… Well, I have a pretty good start on the beginnings of the army of resistance. My cast … Continue reading

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