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I mean, that just looks so cool.
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I don’t really remember but I think I was having some health problems at the time.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Nice!
thanks… I invented Canada you know…
Take off, eh, I did not know that aboot you.
It was a surprise to me too…
are the mounties minions?
some of them are… my loyal royal mounted minion patrol
they’re under the opinion that to a be a minion is counted as being mounted and a loyally royal bounty, as a mounty
dude… Danny Kaye would have loved that line… so would Ogden Nash… and probably Groucho Marx.
That’s an awesome compliment, *hits reply with a larger ego than moments ago*
It was, even if you didn’t know who they all were or why it was so awesome
Nope, I know them, and I understand why it’s awesome.
good…
thanks
wheee
I take back my Mountie joke… Trent has abandoned me… my Canadians are absent… Turkey has more view today than Canada
what about Bostonians?
We have a lot in common… ha… Boston Common… wait… isn’t that a place… or a thing… or something
yep it’s the beloved park, I took Hasty there
oh… right… I knew I heard about that somewhere other than history books
walking distance to Cheers of course
I haven’t been to Boston since I was a teenager.
I’ve traveled across the states a bit and I found Boston to be the most beautiful city. However, believe it or not, I’ve never been to California. I have a cousin in San Francisco, but I’ve never had the chance to visit him.
then we can’t really have this argument, can we. I have been all over the world, and San Francisco is on my top 3 or 5 most beautiful list.
Yeah, I can’t say until I’ve been there. Outside of the states, I’ve been to Mexico, Scotland, Quebec, Bahamas, and then back in the states Hawaii, which since it’s an island it’s kind of not like in the states. There was a lot about Scotland and Montreal that reminded me of Boston. I’m told it’s very European, which makes sense since it was settled early. St. Augustine, FL, is on my list too, also settled early, I think it was the 1st settled city. The cobblestone and byways and old architecture do it for me.
I do like old architecture. and ruins…
yep, me too
cool
right on
dig that
spot on
bloody well right
righto
top o’ the mornin’
tally ho
cricky
nosterovia
I am learning some Russian… my daughter’s friend that I drive home from school with my daughter speaks it.
that’s a beautiful language
not easy though
Yeah it hurts my head to imagine trying to read it
yeah… Cyrillic… what are you gonna do?
it’s the way of the west
the wild wild west
I’m on my way with a fistful of dollars
this ain’t that kind of a saloon…
then I will holster my weapon
I have a good joke for that… but I ain’t gonna do it
that’s probably a good idea
yay
smart
e-pants
hmm so many places to go with that:
smarty pants
smart phone / e-pants
very deep
very deep pants?
um…yeah
not to be confused with deep pockets
good point, I want to restate that I have deep pants but I can’t decide if that would be a compliment to myself or an insult
Depends on whether you really need them to be deep or not…
yeah, that’s a good way of looking at it, so I’ll just say they’re deep
good plan
good that’s settled
like dust
yep, but not on my pants
so you say… ha
hahaa nope, no dust settles here
I believe you
thanks for the faith
blind faith
yeah, since I’m only two dimensional and everything 😉
you do look a little thin… have you been eating well?
I did lose a whole dimension recently
I hate it when that happens
Yeah, I’m also kind of lost in time and space
It happens
ground control to major art
now that song is in my head
let’s dance
I already am
put on your red shoes and dance the blues
I will put on my blue shoes and dance the reds
you’re a rebel without a clause
or pause… or paws…
an elf without a claus
or laws…
a lawless elf? be afraid, be very afraid
a flawless, lawless elf
that’s like a mythological sociopath
a socio-illogical mythopath…
Good one! a demobiochemical mythollusive aristopath
can I be a squirrelogical artopath?
dream big, my friend, and make it happen
I will
well all right then
yup
buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks
Oh,,, a cheap date, huh?
well not if we really are at the old ball game, those tickets can get expensive, but otherwise yeah
Good point
I tend to make a good point from time to time
Even a broken clock is right twice a day
I am better than a broken clock then, yeah!
Better than three broken clocks
yeah!
Like clockwork
I’m the clock of the wok
ha… the sock of the smock
the shock of the block
The crock of the nock of the lock of the hock
the flock of the dock rockin’ the block
Spock shockin’ the crock
spock hocked the frock
and knocked the crock
and baraked the sock
and Barack the Obama…
and baram the obacka
and Bam Bam the Oglala
and bam bam the pebbles
…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
In my fourth sci-fi book, we almost get invaded from another dimension…
I can’t wait to read your books, I will get to that, I assure you
I am re-reading number three as I edit it with three blog friends. The action is heating up. The humor still works.
awesome
yeah it is
that needs to be a tweet of some sort
which comment?
the e-pants
yeah tweet it man
Oh… I did… diddle diddley… did I mention that I have been drinking? I am going onto the comment post and just ranting… that is my plan.
yeah I’ve been drinking, but I’m a lightweight these days
I was an alcoholic when I was 14, but I hardly ever do it now
I started drinking when I was 11 and now if I drank in a day what I used to be able to, not at 11 but later, I’d freakin’ die. I hardly ever drink now, and it hits me hard
exactly
But we’re healthy now, huh
yes
mhm
spam… but I fixed all these… I have no idea where they will show up in the order of the conversations.
hahaha yeah that might be interesting
I bet
I have lost the acumen, what might be interesting? hmmm
this one I really need context for
yeah, eh nm
that cleared it up
I’ll take your word for it
you might as well
In fact, I’ll take all of your words, what do you have to say about that? Nothing!
0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o
ok that’s not a word, clever guy
pretty sure it is
yes sir
oh
aye aye captain
thar she blows
where?
don’t watch… how rude
I shall avert my eyes
alert the avert
avert the advert
be alert… the world needs more lerts
I want to be a red lert
those are the rarest of the lerts
yeah: Sage Doyle red alert
rad alart
radial art
reciprocal aorta
dystopian ventricals
dinosaur vehicles
minotaur verticals
Minas Tirith vort cycles
magna banger ilk
Mamma and her milk
I have no response to that
Phew
don’t start feeling too safe
I never do
smart
trams
tarms
Animal tarm
manimal barn
mammal born
mammal born identity
Minimal barn indemnity
model beer intensity
There has been a lot of that… Modest boar industry
modular bare illusory
mandatory bier allegory
mandible bear analogy
monosodium-glutamate boor apology
sodium chloride core theology
core blimey nicklelodian loogie
cranial limey accordion luger
Ok… And I hope this doesn’t hurt your feelings because I enjoy our repartee immensely…. But I have decided that there are a lot of old posts that are going to end up with a thousand comments just because we never let these go. So every now and then, I think that we should be able to make a sign saying: I surrender on this post. My sign will be …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… And so on… I had to push each of those one at a time, no hold down repeat on the iPad.. But if you ever see like a whole bunch of periods it means either I am moving on so the number of running gags doesn’t overwhelm me, or that all the mental cycles of all the women on the planet have synced up and men are doomed to extinction. Ha, see what I did there.
That being said… Crystallized Limburger actuation lunges
you hurt my feelings tremendously
nah, I agree, as I said before, there were some I just didn’t respond to, so my signal, is no response, and neither of us will probably notice when various threads disappear. But I’ll always respond to the comments on your “comment here” post. I was sure to do that.
We do have too many going at once on too many posts sometimes… Gotta know when to hold them When to fold them, etc…
when to walk away, when to run…
I gotta give you a hand
I just thought of when I’d play cards with my dad when I was a kid, when he’d have a bad hand, he’d say, “this isn’t a hand, it’s a foot”
nice
Is Namibia a real place? Isn’t that where talking lions live??
sheesh… yes… it is a real place…
Great stats. Give the people what they want and they will read. Good job.
I can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time…
They’re in Canada.
Those sneaky varmints!
Woooot! Nice stats! And well deserved.
Thank you
It’s been snot freezing cold up here so we may all be under warm blankets in our beds.
And probably all those Internet wires have been frozen and electrons can’t pass through anymore.
It’s extremely possible!
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
You’re not kidding. It was -49 a few days ago.
wait… what???
Yep it was
holy crappin’ moly
I know it was cold. We had the coldest city in all of Canda for a couple of days. Even above the north west territories and Yukon.
Yukon feel the cold…
ba doom boom..
oh yeah
I never thought of that
Standing around the flaming beavers trying to melt your snot…
No we don’t roast beavers..
I mean Trent’s flaming commando beavers
Oh no!
yup
We are celebrating the running of the polar bears. You have surely heard of this momentous event, eh?
Is that the one where you ride across the tundra on a beaver pulled by twelve polar bears???
Pretty numbers all lined up neatly in a row.
They are my bitches… oh yeah…
Don’t pay the ransom – I escaped! 🙂
YAY!!
HA
I have no idea how all those stat things work but they do look cool
Maybe a beaver or moose kidnapped the Canadians and they’re being held for ransom?
I knew we couldn’t trust those animals.
No it’s the snot freezing cold!
Well if it’s snot freezing, what is it?
Teeth chattering..
ouch
Yep!
yorp
snot freezing.. Is that colder than a witches t???
Yes!
ha
oooohhhhh… that’s cold sister! Here’s a warm hug from me to you! OOO (or 3 of em!)
don’t sweat or you will freeze together,,, I doubt the guys could handle that… you know how immature they are
Depends… if the milk froze… I guess…
I just heard another good one for describing how cold it is. Turrets cold! That’s when you step outside and start saying bad words! Might be colder than snot freezing…
I like it