Monthly Archives: November 2014

Guys! If you do not respect and listen to the women in your life, you are not living up to your full potential… and you are not that good in bed…

The thing is… and guys, this is a thing that is partially about your ‘thing’, so pay attention… that life and sex have one very important thing… okay, turns out this is about at least two things… in common: You … Continue reading

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Whatever, WordPress…

Don’t think I didn’t notice that my ‘reader’ button got moved over from the left side of my top bar to the other side of the big button with the name of my blog on it that takes me to … Continue reading

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Weird things I do to entertain myself… because I’m weird… part 6…

I like to sing ‘He’s Got The Whole World In His Hands’… really loudly… when I am using the urinal in a public restroom. Because it’s funny.

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Weird things I do to entertain myself… because I’m weird… special ‘when I am depressed’ edition…

When I feel a little down in the dumps, here is a funny thing I do to cheer myself up. I take a random love song and replace all the word ‘you’ with either ‘I’ or ‘me’. Yes, I sing … Continue reading

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Okay, I really need your help on this one…

I need to write a letter to send out to literary agents so I can take my book publishing to the next level… which I guess would be being picked up by an actual publishing house, followed soon after by … Continue reading

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Make sure you have the right kind of teeth for your face…

Because if you are already scary, scary teeth will just make it worse. And even if you are more or less harmless, people will worry about you if you have sharp teeth. They just send the wrong message. It doesn’t … Continue reading

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Another conundrum… say that five times fast…

So I must admit, I am very curious about all these ‘daily prompts’ things floating around out there. I want to try them, but I am a natural non-joiner. They seem fun, but are they a needless distraction? I mean, … Continue reading

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Great white teeth… without going to the dentist…

This is yet another post more or less inspired by something that was going on over at: http://gibberjabberin.wordpress.com/   which you would already know about… if you ever visited there… but we were talking about animals… and which kind of animal … Continue reading

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Why yes, I will be your life coach… for a nominal fee…

I have decided that my idea to get you to pay me to keep hounding you to write that great novel… you know, if the NaNoWriMo people aren’t up to the task… was thinking too small on my part. So … Continue reading

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Instead of doing the NaNoWriMo thing, here is a crazy thought… just pay me to motivate you…

I am still a little vague on exactly how simultaneously writing a novel in an unrealistic timeframe with a bunch of other people helps to keep you focused on writing. It isn’t like they email you and tell you to get … Continue reading

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