Sorry… you deserve better than that. That was a shallow, self-serving attempt to lure more hits to my blog by catering to perverts who spend all day looking for pictures of scantily clad women. I am so shameless that even this despicable trick is not beneath me. On the other hand, if I lure even one pervert to my blog, and he spends a few minutes reading some words instead of looking at dirty pictures, isn’t that a victory for all of us?
Here you go, perverts, one sexy pole dancing picture just for you…
Glad we got that out of the way. And look how good I look. The new gym membership is really paying off. But why is my head so big? I should look into that. Might be a side effect of the exercise.
The title of this post was supposed to be; Poll dancing…
Because I am taking a poll.
From all of you.
I am not one of those people who is ever going to do a post that starts off with: ‘I don’t really have anything to talk about today’, or some variation of that. I have too many ideas. I have often said that my brain is just a small cage full of squirrels on crack. And they are going crazy in there.
I have reached a point on this blog where I can take a break from some of my regular antics. I have bombarded you with pleas to buy my action/comedy science fiction novel. I have done endless Photoshop pictures making fun of Dick Cheney and life in general. I have written you poems, told stories from my life, shared photos of my adventures, and acted the fool for your entertainment. I have shown you my art, and played you my songs.
So where should we go from here?
I can take off in an entirely new direction if that is what you wish. Or I can just continue on in my own crazy and unfocused way. So go ahead, scroll through my old posts. Click on something that catches your eye. Tell me what strikes you as funny. What’s the worst that can happen? You waste a few minutes of your life? You were probably going to do that anyway.
I know what you are thinking. That this is just another of my shameless attempts to get more hits on my blog by having you spend more time here and click on a few more posts. And you are absolutely right.
But that doesn’t mean that I don’t want to hear what you have to say.
And now, one more sexy pole dancing picture for my loyal perverts…
Oh man… I kill me…
Pouring My Art Out 
Do you have an extra pair of sunglasses…MY EYES!!! ahhhh!
I have one suggestion…More of your art! I love your art! (Hey that’s in part your name!)
Nothing slips past you, does it?
nope!
I will try to do some more art. One suggestion on this post is that I do a doodle every day for a month…
that’s cool!!
ok then
I love the pole dancing puppy! You on a pole, not so much. Just keep doing what you’re doing now, after all you have us all eating out of the palm of your hand, don’t you?
That would explain the saliva… but thanks.
PUPPY!!!! Awwwwww……
I knew that would work.
You are shameless. But it’s what gives you your charm.
So I’m not charmless…
Charming, daring, artful….whoops, I think I created a pun with that last word. *groans*
I am an artyfact of the 70’s.
Maybe sing your songs while pole dancing? Love your writing and admire your style…
Thanks… have you listened to any of my songs? They are under the button on the top bar. I never thought about it, but my songs would be awesome to pole dance to.
Lessons Learned…I can see it.
Sorry… my shameless self-promotion knob seems to be stuck on 11 today…
It works, don’t resist it.
To be honest, I threw the knob away years ago…
Wait… lessons learned… one of my songs is called ‘Lessons Never Learned’. Was that just you being clever, or one of those synchronicity things that mean we will be together forever???
Oops. Short term memory loss, LOL Loved the song though.
Thanks…
I think you should just keep going the way you are because this is YOU! see my reply to justaregularcrazyspiritualhuman. i think I spelled that right… LOL
I did see it… and I will let you in on a secret… I always do exactly what I was going to do. But I do get some good crazy ideas from people now and then. I just do my own particular take on them.
Is it possible to follow same blog twice???
You know by now I deserve a visit for cleverness….
call me desperate!!!!
And every once in a while, desperation pays off…
Ha, yes, it did.
You were rather cheap. lol…. I was not even beginning yet. Wished you had dared me more. Hehehehehe.
Your visit was indeed acknowledged.
Like you are the first person to ever call me cheap…
Like I’m the first person to fall cheaply to your tricks also. You tricked me into falling in love with you before I paid you back in your coin.
Love is funny that way.
damn it… I wasn’t really looking for more blogs to follow…
It must be your same bewitching eyes… they were bewitched possibly, and saw what you weren’t looking for.
They do that a lot.
I gotta say with sincerity that I might be falling for you. Your insanity is genuine…. and it cries out to a soft spot in me. Trent and I are happy to be in same asylum with you.
I am touched, honored, and not a little aroused…
hmmm…you really are clever with your responses …methinks we got chemistry and synchrony!!!
Don’t overdo it… you already got me…
I haven’t even started. But, who’s to say you are not enjoying this. You are possibly of the variety that say “stop” when they are approaching the cliff edge and actually want you to drive them off…not really that you STOP.
Oh… you have no idea…
I am afraid I have no idea if I have any idea…
That gives me an idea… that never happened before.
I agree! he has the same effect on me too.
I promised myself I wasn’t going to cry… and I’m not… but I might…
Oh my! What shall we do now?
Death match!
Lolllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!
I am afraid I’m only in the life-saving business. Death shall not be related to me in any context.
Not even to say I save people from death. You may say I give them life.
So, you may say let’s have a life-sucking match.
I find myself overwhelmed by the many jokes that I could make at this point…
The like button is broken.
A lot of times they don’t work for me unless I go into the actual post.
I was in the actual post. Looooaaaaaaddddddiiiiiinnnnngggggggggg.
Is wordpress messing with me again… because I will… do nothing… sigh…
It seems to be a problem for other people too. We can’t like too much too fast or they think we’re insincere just indiscriminately liking everything we see, in the hope that someone will like us back. I’m not that needy WP really, I’m just very decisive.
There are people who just like as fast as they can.
good! lol
Where is the button that says I don’t like that my like button is broken…?
non exsistant
See… this is why you need me to run your silly little universe.
It’s your blog, man. Write about what you want to write about.
I know… I will… but I like to make people feel that they have input. And I might get some ideas. You never know. I already have one vote for more sexy pole dancing animal pictures… so…
Um…yeah. I’ll be skipping those…
But I will do them tastefully…
I don’t think there’s a way for that to happen.
But the little animal at the bottom of this post is just adorable… and he is pole dancing… sort of… and monkeys do it all the time…
I think I’m walking away from this conversation now. At a brisk pace.
Okay… see you later… I will… wont I?
*leaves cloud of dust*
Oh… you will return to me one day…
God my eyes hurt. Now as for your previous posts, I like them pretty much all, and now I have to say that I think you need a post of odd animals and other freaks pole dancing. Sadly, I’m a little hooked at this point.
One vote for sexy animal pole dancing pictures. Got it.
I can’t believe I just did that.
I can.
You’re going to create a monster here…lol
Way too late.
damn lol
Step back… my skin is turning green and my clothes are getting ready to rip… Ha!
pft
You wouldn’t like me when I’m silly
moi
ha
That’s what I said… now please excuse me, I have to go destroy Tokyo…
Well, animals pole dancing would be one thing. Godzilla manning the pole would be epic.
I could see that.
I swear you never sleep.
Sleep is for whimps.
No argument there.
Well there should be.
Too late!
i feared that
As long as you don’t live in Tokyo, you should be fine.
hmmm
Clever. Maybe I should post a link here in hopes of getting some of those hits you get 🙂
Here is how that works. You make clever comments until you catch my eye. I am captivated by your brilliance. I find myself drawn to your blog, floating on wind like a love-struck teenager, and I just can’t believe my luck to have stumbled on such a place of beauty and mystery. So I rush back over to my blog and do a whole post about my marvelous new discovery… with a link…
And YET another shameless, albeit witty, attempt at getting more comments on your post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, you gotta admit my comment above was pretty clever.
You mean I have to admit you are clever for agreeing with me? Okay… you got me on that one.
you really have no limits do you???????
What are these limits of which you speak??? Are you just making up words…
I thought we were writers.
What else do we do?
Oh crap… was I just hoisted by my own petard???
I am afraid so.
But, let the crap out. The shit only stains/stings for a mo. There, fell better!?! Here I’ll clean your shitty wounds and give you anaesthetic… whilst still hoisted.
Okay, but let’s keep it clean… this is a family show.