Okay, I am still randomly visiting blogs and stealing pictures to mess with in Photoshop. Technically I guess it is no longer quite as random as it was because I notice than I am doing the people who like the idea sooner… This does not mean that those of you who hate the idea are off the hook, just so you know…
Today’s victim… uh… I mean ‘contestant’… has volunteered willingly. In fact she almost insisted. And she isn’t one of you shy types either. She puts pictures of herself up on her blog almost every day.
So meet my friend Hastywords;
http://hastywords.wordpress.com/
She writes some awesome poetry and she writes with people a lot. She has even done a couple of poems with me. So go check her out. Go on. I will wait…
She seems to have a fairly normal home life… despite being a blogger…
Awwwww… what a cute kid. I am sorry that their life is so colorless, but hey, them’s the breaks, kid. Like any modern family, this couple share responsibilities. There is no ‘head’ of the family…
They share that too.
Ha!
Hasty is famous for her big eyes…
Okay, that is just weird… why does she have a button on her mouth…?
Okay, that’s much better.
So to be honest, I don’t think that first picture is a flattering picture of Mr. Hastywords at all. I mean, it isn’t bad. But he looks like a science teacher or something. I found another picture of him… I hope it’s him, I went through those pictures pretty fast… and this picture I really like because he looks like Ricky Gervais! And I got mentioned in a Tweet by Ricky Gervais. So I like Ricky Gervais…
He seems to be daydreaming about his wife’s eyes… How sweet. Hastwords loves her husband. She writes steamy poetry about him. She has even tried to pervert him… ummmm… I mean ‘convert’ him into being a blogger too. Because the family that blogs together snogs together, that’s what I always say!
There is a rumor going around that Hastywords loves her husband so much she has a tattoo of his name or something…
But I am in no position to say whether or not this is true. I can, however, tell you that I really enjoyed working on than last picture in Photoshop. I just love Photoshop.
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Simply brilliant 🙂
awwww shucks
Hastywords needs to find that picture of you in the footy pajamas. That’s ripe for parody if you ask me. I wish I had the patience to learn photoshop.
I do parodies of myself to save you the trouble. Parodys? Parrot-tees?
Perogies! Yum!
yeah yum.
UMMM YOU HAVE A PICK IN FOOTIE PJ’S….. I’m taking my time with this one 🙂
You think you can embarass me more than I have? You haven’t seen all of my posts obviously.
Oh I am not aiming to embarrass you….I am aiming to impress the hell out of you!
If I had a dime for every time a woman said that to me…
hmffff
ha…?
Lips for every facial feature? Sell that to Cover Girl!
That is the way husbands see their wives, just so you know… Ha. Funny on many levels.
I had a thought, pay backs are always a bitch…
Can’t Wait?
chris jensen
I will try to put you on the list before I get bored and start something else.
These were great, I especially liked the blonde with three sets of lips on her face – such a complimentary shade of lipstick!
I didn’t pick the shade. I just work with what I can find.
I am laughing so hard, I don’t even know where to begin! But, I have to say, “the family that blogs together, snogs together…” Loved this post! Your photoshop talents were very well displayed. 😉
I do a lot of other stuff here too, but thanks very much.
Yes, you do! And I have been derelict about commenting, until yesterday.
But I am such a nice guy…
🙂
Ha!
PS could put on a toad?
You want me to toad you???
I like what you are doing, great how a simple photo manipulation get under someone skin.
toad (chris jensen)
Thanks. I mean, that isn’t all I do here, but you came in at an iteresting time.
May water heater ruptured yesterday and when i could finally get back on line…I looked for this series for the first chuckle in multiple hours….I love the lips one, it really looks good
Thanks. If you ever have a real disaster hit you,l let me know so I can be extra funny!
40 gallons of water ruining my finished basement was in the scheme of things just an annoyance, a pretty big one, but annoyance nonetheless….but thanks for the good cheer
But think how much cheering up you would need after an earth quake or typhoon or tornado or tidal wave or whatever they have where you live!
we get all of those plus blizzards….(as they say in New England, if you don’t like the weather, just wait a minute.)
We don’t get too many of those.
WAY TOO FUNNY!!!!!! hahaha
Thank you.
Such a trouble maker you are!
Not at all.
you’ can’t even type that with a straight face…
True, but then I don’t really need to, do I?
i guess not, but i can hear your smirk…
I am a loud smirker
yes you are
And I am good at it.
what was that again?
Everything…
cool
indeed
Oh so creepy LOL the lips on the eyes(shutters)
xo
B.
She is a freak, what can I say?
Reblogged this on hastywords and commented:
So….I got my face stolen! Pay backs are gonna be ohhhhh so fun!!!! Stay tuned for my REVENGE
Bring on the revenge! He need to be revenged…lol
You are just stirring up trouble.
me? ummm…who did the pics?
I have no idea. Little fairies just show up on my blog… some of them look a little like me.
true
ha
Outstanding!
Thanks. I am outstanding in my field. Or I am out standing in my field.
pft
How can you object to that???
a better question…how can i not?
ummmmmmmmmmm
are you stuck?
nnnnnnnnnnnno
i think you might be…
wwwwwwwwhy?
a certain clue has led me to believe this…
wwwwwwwhat?
LOL- that last photo!!
You want in on this or what?
Oh, ummmmmmm, well…….I’m afraid a little bit, I think ;o) And you can’t use my ‘no make up’ photo, so good luck digging into the archives for a, ahem, suitable photo of me!
Too many rules… I don’t want to play anymore. I am taking my balls and going home!
OMG literally every picture made me laugh….especially the last one!!!! haha I can’t wait to blog yours!!!!!!!
Hope I got the facts right.
lol I love it….watch out….yours is coming 🙂 I don’t have as many pictures to work with but I will make doooo
Are you… pooping me? My blog is full of pictures of me. I am the most self-centered person ever. You haven’t been going back far enough. I suggest you start at the beginning and read every word!
I did lol. And all I get are straight on face shots. Lol
It is my best side.