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Buy my book, or the alien blows my head off…

Help, I am being held hostage on an alien space station by a Wasp Whip space pirate. He says if you don’t buy my book, he is going to kill me… Hey, look at that. He already bought a copy. … Continue reading →

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Why my novel is better than the best sex you ever had…

A novel, like sex, is a two person enterprise. You need an author and a reader, and done right it should leave both people exhausted and happy. And like sex, I end up doing most of the work… Bear with … Continue reading →

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Eric Idle still loves me…

Yes, Eric Idle has now sent me three Tweets on Twitter. Sorry, I had to delete the first post I did about this, because when I copied the Twitter conversation into this window it did some weird stuff. Now go … Continue reading →

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Straight up name dropping…

Let’s talk about some famous people I have managed to run across in my rather weird life. I already mentioned the two Tweets I got from Eric Idle. I was also mentioned in a Tweet by Ricky Gervais. I told … Continue reading →

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Arizona movin’… Part 5…

If you like statues of horses, or sculptures of horses, or any kind of horse-related art, Scottsdale Arizona is your kind of town… We were only there for three days… And we were pretty busy helping Jessica and Jason get … Continue reading →

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The best Easter ever…

Any day you meet a baby horse is a good day. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww… Okay, so in my attempt to keep myself busy so I do not drive you all crazy talking about how my book got published, I am going to tell you … Continue reading →

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I have sold my first book…

And I am now a professional paid author. Special thanks to my friend Bats at  http://http://bats0711.wordpress.com/ She was the very first to buy my book in actual dead tree form. I have now promised to write a character based on her … Continue reading →

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You can now buy an actual copy of my book made out of real dead trees!!!

Or at least I hope you can. I am a computer moron, so maybe the link will not even work. But if you could try it out and let me know, that would be awesome… http://www.thebookpatch.com/BookStoreDetails.aspx?BookID=17032&ID=c7bc5700-1c71-49da-8e34-92b095fc8b17 So this is it. The … Continue reading →

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I am the proud father of a book…

I doubt you can even see it, but the book on the bottom left is the first book in my series. It is called: The Saloon At The Edge Of Everywhere book one of The Otherwhere Chronicles. It is funny. … Continue reading →

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I had a Twitter conversation with Eric Idle of Monty Python and now my oldest daughter said that I am cool… right of Facebook…

So I did a post weeks ago in which I stated that I only started to do Twitter because I was going to try to get someone famous to tweet back to me. And then I was going to make … Continue reading →

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