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That wasn’t an election…

It was a four month-long kick in the nuts. I am just glad it is over so the country can heal… and the swelling can begin to go down… I can finally stop doing posts about politics and go back … Continue reading

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Climate change… part 5…

Headline News: Mitt Romney today toured the areas devastated by the recent super storm. He gave a very moving and impassioned speech insisting that climate change is a hoax, and even if it isn’t, the God that he loves must have … Continue reading

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I have a dream… Part 6…

Last night I dreamed that I joined the Republican party… The thing about that party is that it isn’t really much of a party at all. I didn’t really fit in. The music was lame. And the snacks were all … Continue reading

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I have a dream… Part 5…

Why can’t my brain just behave like normal people’s brains? Even when I have an ordinary run-of-the-mill dream, things just go askew somehow. Everybody dreams that they can fly now and then. I have these dreams. I dream that I have … Continue reading

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I have a dream… Part 4…

This is a new dream… I had a dream that Mitt Romney kept changing his point of view so fast that the friction caused his head to spontaneously combust. To my way of thinking, this was not a nightmare.

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I have a dream… Part 1…

In fact, I have a lot of dreams, and what with the way my brain works, some of them are just a little crazy… Not long ago I had a dream about Romney and Cheney stepping into the boxing ring. I … Continue reading

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I am me, and I approve this message…

His third grade teacher never noticed him sitting in her classroom… His mother often forgot to buy him Christmas presents… Mosquitos bite him and then feel hungry two minutes later… When he reads bedtime stories to his kids, they fall … Continue reading

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An open letter to the Tea Party…

You gave yourself that name because in your minds it evokes the struggle of our forebears against British oppression. Those patriots dressed themselves up and dumped tea in Boston Harbor as a protest against unfair taxation. But you are voting … Continue reading

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Sorry Mitt, I just don’t see it…

I know this is the way you see yourself, all Founding Fathery and stuff. You have even somehow managed to convince almost half of the people in the nation to see you this way. But when I look at this … Continue reading

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Simmer down people…

I am still getting a lot of hits on search terms involving the words ‘big’ and ‘boobs’… It was just a joke. It was just a photo of Romney and Ryan. There are no pictures of big boobs here. I … Continue reading

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