Tag Archives: religion

I am going to invent a toaster that toasts a picture of Jesus on each slice of toast…

Posted on June 5, 2014 by pouringmyartout

… because… you know… it would be funny…

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Dear religious gay-haters of Arizona, ***warning, this post contains sarcasm and irony, and may offend some stupid people… if I did it right***

Posted on February 27, 2014 by pouringmyartout

I just want you to know that I fully support your right to express your opinions… no matter how stupid and hateful and bigoted and evil they are… because that is what makes our country great. We let stupid people … Continue reading →

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War on Christmas… the final chapter… maybe…

Posted on December 21, 2013 by pouringmyartout

There is no war on Christmas… It is a made-up thing… Stop acting like you are being persecuted because we want to include everybody. Nobody is really even telling you to say ‘happy holidays’ instead of ‘Merry Christmas’. But let … Continue reading →

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Let’s think about stuff, shall we?

Posted on December 6, 2013 by pouringmyartout

Nothing too heavy… just war, disaster, politics, religion, life, death, the answer to everything, that kind of stuff. Oh, I know it wont be easy, but I thought about them enough to do this post, and I am not that … Continue reading →

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I might offend some of you today… Part 4…

Posted on November 18, 2013 by pouringmyartout

This will be the last post making fun of organized religion… I swear on a stack of bi… uh… I promise. This one isn’t a poem. It is just a few notes I jotted down for a religion-based theme park… … Continue reading →

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I might offend some of you today… Part 3…

Posted on November 18, 2013 by pouringmyartout

Here is another little poem I wrote based on biblical references. I was actually asked to teach the bible study class at my wife’s church for a while. I guess they wanted an outsider’s opinion, and they knew I would … Continue reading →

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I might offend some of you today… Part 2…

Posted on November 18, 2013 by pouringmyartout

Okay… this one will offend not only the overly religious amongst you, but the hardcore fans of the Beatles as well. There really is a part in the Bible where a guy named David, a future king, is trying to marry … Continue reading →

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I might offend some of you today…

Posted on November 18, 2013 by pouringmyartout

And I do apologize. But I am going to do a few posts today that will piss some people off.  If you are extremely religious and don’t have a sense of humor about it, do not read my next few … Continue reading →

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On further reflection…

Posted on August 23, 2013 by pouringmyartout

or: That ain’t Jesus on your toast… A follow-up post to that post with the clouds. Why do we sometimes see faces when we look at clouds? Did you know that your eyes are bombarding your brain with millions of bits … Continue reading →

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Maybe the stupidest thing I ever heard…

Posted on May 23, 2013 by pouringmyartout

This deals with the subject of gay marriage, but whatever your stand on this issue, I think you will agree that this is some seriously warped logic. I was having a discussion with a guy… just a guy I know, I … Continue reading →

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