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The worst porno movies ever… and yes, I feel bad about this… part 3…

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The worst porno movies ever… and yes, I feel bad about this… part 2…

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The worst porno movies ever… and yes, I feel bad about this… part 1…

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Let’s analyze some spam, shall we?

The spam folder in your comments section is an often overlooked source of humor. Here are some of my favorite spams from this week… along with a totally unnecessary but well thought-out reply from me. **************************** Spam: Your means of … Continue reading

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If you want to be an evil dictator… part 2…

Nobody ever looked good in a 1970’s adult film-star mustache… Not even adult film stars… In the 1970s… Avoid this look at all costs… Believe me, I am a student of history, and Adolf would have been lucky to get … Continue reading

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We went camping… part 1… (or); Dragonfly porn!!!

Yes, thanks to the magic of the telephoto lens, you all get to see some hot dragonfly on dragonfly action… Cue the cheezy porn movie music track… boom-chikka-wah wah…

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Best spam comment of the week…

All it said was; “There will be no extended outcomes for you.” Unfortunately, I deleted it before seeing what they were trying to sell me. Viagra? Vitamins? Pills that make my junk bigger? Porn? Super-sized adult diapers? Bladder control medication? … Continue reading

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What I have learned from trying to get you all to help me write an action/adventure/comedy/romance/educational/thriller/parody/science fiction/western/docudrama/historical/horror/adult movie…

I have learned that writing a porno script must be a little like making an actual porno movie. I can get thousands of you to watch… but not many of you are willing to strip naked and star in it. I still … Continue reading

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Mind Sex… An Orgy Of Words…

An adult movie: Opening Scene; William Shakespeare, the Cat in the Hat, and Captain Jack Sparrow ride their horses into the dusty main street of an old Western town. Imperial storm troopers and droids watch them as they tie up … Continue reading

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Yay! We are writing a porno script…

I am done waiting for people to vote on the title and theme, so I am going to make up a title… and use all the themes. Our adult movie is called: Mind Sex, an Orgy of Words. And the … Continue reading

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