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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 13…

Invest your money in wall-building materials, taco trucks, and giant, gold letter T’s… but don’t actually drive around in the truck… that might get you deported… hire some Trump supporters to do that.

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 12…

Learn to breathe underwater… or grow gills… because, you know… unrestricted corporations, a gutted EPA run by climate change deniers, no oversight or ethics at all when it comes to the things that are causing global warming… I am in … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 11…

Get healthy… now… because, you know… no health care…

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 10…

Learn to overlook stuff. Here is a short list of things you should start with: Ethics violations Racial slurs Random vagina grabbing Abuse of power Corporate greed Melting icecaps Higher taxes… unless you are rich Poor air quality Violent attacks … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 9…

I suggest investing in a good quality air mask. Once the regulations for the big corporations go away, you will be lucky if you can even see through the air anymore.  

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 8…

Disguise yourself as a Trump supporter. I know, this is… unpalatable… but you don’t actually have to shoot anyone or anything, or yell racial or sexual slurs, or punch your wife or grab a stranger’s vagina. You just have to … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 7…

Fake your own death. I am sure this will be fairly complicated. I just come up with these brilliant ideas… I don’t pretend to be able to provide all the details. I can’t do everything. And we can’t all move … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 6…

If you are not white and male, I strongly suggest you get some white makeup and a fake mustache. I know, I feel bad about this too, but, in case you haven’t noticed, the guy is a racist and a … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 4…

Find a famous person to hang around with… preferably a British one… especially a funny British one. (Like, for example, Eric Idle of Monty Python fame)… I think you are a lot less likely to be hassled by… whatever Trump … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 3…

Find some friends, snuggle up together, and sleep for four years. I am still banking on the fact that America couldn’t possibly be stupid enough to elect Trump twice… on the other hand, I didn’t think they would be stupid … Continue reading

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