Tag Archives: philosophy

Well now I have begun to wonder…

Posted on November 24, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Am I really as clever as I think I am? Or am I even as clever as you think I am? For that matter, who gets to decide how clever I am? Do we need to take a vote and … Continue reading →

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Uh, no, I am most certainly not going to drink it all up…

Posted on November 23, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Lime and coconut is a horrible taste combination!

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The transmagrification of primistical semicoagistants in modernestic societacationary combolaries…

Posted on November 23, 2014 by pouringmyartout

The reclusiatory disassocistical gradificlusion of tempramenial resurgenist mypography has preclined the decleromitron inductricle in favor of passticulate crossovafication. We must contabulize this trend before interfection and destabification result in exprediciously contruded nullifacsiatroy repopulisicidial and perhaps even quantifornicational frominiance thus leading … Continue reading →

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Oh, darn…

Posted on November 22, 2014 by pouringmyartout

I think I might actually be letting the sound of my own wheels drive me crazy…

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I don’t really give a crap how many pickled peppers Peter Piper picked…

Posted on November 8, 2014 by pouringmyartout

What I want to know is: Were they organically grown peppers, with no genetic modifications, and were they picked under the proper conditions… I mean, was Peter Piper exploited in any way? Did he earn a living wage? Did he get … Continue reading →

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Twit Wit… part 31…

Posted on November 7, 2014 by pouringmyartout

*I have a crazy idea! What if we all just DON’T KILL ANYBODY TODAY!!! *Have a dream… carry it with you… they don’t weigh much… *The river meets the sea, and neither is ever alone again… *Has anyone ever started … Continue reading →

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, let me tell you…

Posted on October 28, 2014 by pouringmyartout

I hate these fake questions. This is like the chicken and the egg question, which I answered here on my blog, thank you… but this is even worse. It implies that one chicken crossed one road for some very specific … Continue reading →

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Please join the global war against stupidity…

Posted on October 27, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Stupidity… an enemy that we can all agree has to be stopped! I mean, seriously, even if you are stupid, you do agree that stupidity should be eliminated, right? Nobody could be stupid enough to disagree with that statement, could … Continue reading →

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Here is another one of my crazy ideas: If you are going to kill someone, can you at least come up with a good reason?

Posted on October 21, 2014 by pouringmyartout

I don’t mean to nitpick… but it just seems like people kill other people too easily these days. I mean, I can see how killing another human being might be necessary. I can see how it might come up. I … Continue reading →

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When you zip past me on the freeway, it just makes you look insane…

Posted on September 23, 2014 by pouringmyartout

… because… you know… I’m already speeding…

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