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I am going to not talk about the book by talking about the book…

Did you get that? If you really love me, you would know what I meant… (See, ladies, that sentence looks a little crazy when you see it typed out) Hey! That was a joke. I am trying to stir up … Continue reading

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I did it!

I went for an entire day without boring you by talking about my hilarious science fiction book… SALOON AT THE EDGE OF EVERYWHERE Book One of THE OTHERWHERE CHRONICLES Available in paperback now at; Thebookpatch.com and on Kindle at; Amazon.com (Coming soon … Continue reading

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I haven’t had time to do an audio book version of my book yet…

But if you want, I will come to your house and read it out loud to you. Heck, I will even act it out for you. With hand puppets. All you need to do is order a copy of my … Continue reading

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Why should you read my book?

I mean besides the obvious reasons such as making me rich and famous. Well, let me see if I can convince you. The main character is me. It is just me in another dimension, another reality. And who doesn’t want to … Continue reading

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I have sold my first book…

And I am now a professional paid author. Special thanks to my friend Bats at  http://http://bats0711.wordpress.com/ She was the very first to buy my book in actual dead tree form. I have now promised to write a character based on her … Continue reading

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You can now buy an actual copy of my book made out of real dead trees!!!

Or at least I hope you can. I am a computer moron, so maybe the link will not even work. But if you could try it out and let me know, that would be awesome… http://www.thebookpatch.com/BookStoreDetails.aspx?BookID=17032&ID=c7bc5700-1c71-49da-8e34-92b095fc8b17 So this is it. The … Continue reading

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I am the proud father of a book…

I doubt you can even see it, but the book on the bottom left is the first book in my series. It is called: The Saloon At The Edge Of Everywhere book one of The Otherwhere Chronicles. It is funny. … Continue reading

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I haz been published!!!…

My awesome daughter has put the first part of my novel up. Thank you Jessica. Now I need to read the email she sent so I can tell you how to find it. I guess I don’t need to tell … Continue reading

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh… (pause to breathe)… hhhhhhhhhhhh….

I just sent Jessica the first whole draft of the first part of the novel. That is my extremely funny science fiction novel, if you haven’t been following along. I don’t know how long it will take her to format … Continue reading

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I am publishing my novel…

Yes, I am freaking out. Yes, I need you help and support and advice. The thing is, my daughter, who was editing my book, decided that she doesn’t need to. Did you read that? Did you hear that? I have … Continue reading

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