Tag Archives: jokes

Reflecting upon mortality… part 8…

Posted on October 22, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Uh… I don’t have any clever new thoughts on death… but I did just notice that this one sort of ended up making it look like the skeleton is washing his… uh… I want to say ‘boner’, because that would … Continue reading →

Posted in my weird moving pictures | Tagged art, boner, death, digital art, humor, jokes, photography, puns, skeletons | Leave a comment

Dogs and ducks…

Posted on March 7, 2016 by pouringmyartout

That isn’t actually a dog or a duck… those are my two daughters… just so you know. These are the last photos of our family get-together up at my wife’s aunt and uncle’s house, where we celebrated both my daughters … Continue reading →

Posted in dogs and other animals, Stories of my life | Tagged animals, dogs, ducks, family, humor, jokes, masks, photography | 6 Comments

Speaking of spam, remember when I did the bad spam joke and got kicked off wordpress for five days?

Posted on March 2, 2016 by pouringmyartout

So… yeah… I once thought it would be funny to type up a fake spam paragraph full of the prerequisite bad grammar and spelling, and then paste it into hundreds of random blogs… I mean, yeah, I pasted it into a … Continue reading →

Posted in stuff about blogging | Tagged art, bloggers, blogging, blogs, humor, jokes, spam, wordpress | 4 Comments

Driving Miss Crazy… the reblog… part 5… (Or); The dead body in the dumpster…

Posted on October 16, 2015 by pouringmyartout

You will notice, as I continue to repost my adventures as a delivery driver for a lithograph company, that they get more and more exciting and funny. That is because I know how to build to a climax… and I mean … Continue reading →

Posted in Stories of my life | Tagged adventure, art, current-events, dead body, fun, humor, job, jokes, legs, practical jokes, style, work | 4 Comments

Driving Miss Crazy… the reblog… part 3…

Posted on October 14, 2015 by pouringmyartout

The continuing sagas of my 5-year-stint as a delivery driver… which, I believe, is the longest I ever held one job… ***************************************************** The thing about my job as a delivery driver was that secretaries and receptionists all over San Diego … Continue reading →

Posted in Stories of my life | Tagged driving, humor, jobs, jokes, monsters, work | 5 Comments

Weird things I do to entertain myself… because I’m weird… part 4…

Posted on October 15, 2014 by pouringmyartout

I am not proud to admit this, but when I wash my hands, I squish them together to make wet farty sounds… and I have a little electronic fart noise-making machine… and I use it… because… I am like a … Continue reading →

Posted in Stories of my life, thinking about stuff | Tagged current-events, fart sounds, farts, grow up, humor, immature, immaturity, jokes, lifestyle, social-media | 12 Comments

Weird things I do to entertain myself… because I’m weird… part 3…

Posted on October 14, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Whenever I am out and about during the summer in San Diego, whether at the beach or in any crowded space, I like to whistle Christmas songs. I like the way people are just ignoring the rude guy who walks … Continue reading →

Posted in Pictures of me, thinking about stuff | Tagged christmas, christmas songs, current-events, humor, jokes, music, san diego, social-media, summer, weird | 8 Comments

My evil… and funny… plan to mess with people at my wife’s high school reunion went really well, thanks for asking.

Posted on July 19, 2014 by pouringmyartout

They tried to give me a name tag, but I turned the card over, and signed it like this… HA! That is so generic it could be any name at all. Then, I just waited for people to ask me who I … Continue reading →

Posted in Stories of my life | Tagged high school reunion, humor, jokes, messing with people, practical jokes | 18 Comments

Willie is coming to town… and I am as happy as a clam… whatever the heck that really means…

Posted on July 16, 2014 by pouringmyartout

It is going to be a busy weekend. It is my wife’s high school reunion. And some of you may remember that Big Johnny, Willie’s dad, is an old school friend of my wife. So we are going to see … Continue reading →

Posted in Pictures of me, Stories of my life | Tagged clams, current-events, high school reunion, humor, jokes, Photoshop, practical jokes, sea food | 45 Comments

Twit wit…Part 27…

Posted on June 20, 2014 by pouringmyartout

*** Warning, might contain naughty words*** ———————————– *And now you have walked on the rice paper of wisdom without leaving the footprints of ignorance… you may leave the temple, Grasshopper. *So a picture is worth a thousand words, but love … Continue reading →