Tag Archives: humor

Polar bears are cool… and you better keep them cool… or they get lazy…

I like polar bears, but San Diego might not have the best climate for happy polar bears. When it’s getting close to Christmas and it is still 80 degrees outside, the polar bears get lazy. Maybe wild polar bears spend most … Continue reading →

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Hey, did you know they have animals at the zoo???

I am not making this stuff up… What I did make up was a really funny chapter about how zoos came about, not only on this planet, but on most alien planets that have advanced life forms as well. I … Continue reading →

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If lovin’ me is wrong, I don’t want to be right… but this is so wrong… on so many levels…

I know… believe me, I know… none of us will ever get the image of me leaning in and planting a sloppy, wet kiss… on my own bad self. And the really sick part is that I tried to slip … Continue reading →

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Oh yeah!!! We have over 35,000 comments on one post!!!

I want to thank my loyal friend and minion, the mysterious X from over at: http://listofx.com/   I mean, technically, I want to thank all of you, even the people who only left a comment or two, but X stuck around … Continue reading →

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Oh yeah… we did it… 33,333 comments on one freakin’ post, people!!!

I would like to thank my loyal minions: Julie, Al, Cordeliasmom2012, Doobster418, and the rest of you, with a special shout out to our newest minion, Idiotwriter, whom I now name as official Head Minion in charge of showing up … Continue reading →

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Attention all loyal minions… and the rest of you too… Let’s get to 33,333!!!

As much as I love the fact that you are all commenting on the post I did about the big dog… or the one where I insulted the big oil companies… can we talk about dogs and greedy bastards on … Continue reading →

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I met a cool dog yesterday…

He was really big… that stick he is chewing on is really a large branch. We went to a little music festival. We brought our dog, and I met a lot of nice dogs. But this one was special. I … Continue reading →

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You know that post where we are trying to break the record for the most comments on a single post… yeah, the one that has 32,514 comments on it… yeah, the one that WordPress still can’t or won’t tell us what the actual record is… yeah, the one that has more comments than the few we could find that have anywhere near that many comments, and they only have that many because they wrote something horrible or stupid, and went viral, and people commented just to tell them how much they suck… well I just submitted our post to the Guinness Book Of World Records… so remember when I told you to leave a comment on our post because it might go down in history? Well, it really might… and if we haven’t broken that record, maybe I will get one for the longest title of a post ever… and if that doesn’t do the trick, how about the fact that one of the comments on our record-breaking post was typed by a cat… yes, I know, cats type on blogs all the time, but has a cat ever typed a comment on a post with more than 30,000 comments??? I doubt it.

List of X says: September 7, 2014 at 6:18 pm (Edit) n k,jjmkxkjmjmjmjmjmjmjm uj ;/ddcffffffffff Reply List of X says: September 7, 2014 at 6:18 pm (Edit) that comment was actually typed by my cat. ********************** Yes, we might actually … Continue reading →

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Oh yeah, I carved that…

Big Johnny… that’s Willie’s dad for those of you not following along… put this picture of the tiki I carved for him up on Facebook. I must admit, I like the hat.

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Wait… If I get a shirt made with a picture of me on it, then have someone take a picture of me wearing the shirt, and then have that picture put on a shirt and so on and so on, and then walk around with the same goofy look on my face as the pictures on the shirts, how is that not the coolest thing ever???

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