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A riddle: What’s yellow and smells like vodka?

See, it’s funny because it looks just like Russian hooker urine… or so I hope. Advertisements

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Pancakes, the hooker with a tender, flaky, heart of gold… and man, is she stacked!!!

Okay, it is a terrible title for a post, and has almost nothing to do with what I have been up too… but it still cracks me up. Yesterday, my wife and I drove up to Los Angeles… very near … Continue reading

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Politicians…

They put on makeup and clothes that make them look good, then they stand around in a group and try to get you to pick them over all the others. Then you give them a bunch of money, and they screw you. … Continue reading

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Every freekin’ Photoshop I ever did of Trump, because I am that pissed off… special late night edition… part 54…

Remember when I sent one of my intrepid reporters… who also happened to be one of the crack squirrels that live inside my head… out with a night vision camera to find out what Trump does in the darkness of … Continue reading

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City Dreams… part 6… for my classy English blog buddy, Trenton Babbage…

Okay, this isn’t really fair to Las Vegas… I mean, hookers aren’t allowed within the city limits… and crack cocaine might actually be illegal in the whole state…  

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Silly elephant… part 14…

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Politicians…

They put on makeup and clothes that make them look good, then they stand around in a group and try to get you to pick them over all the others. Then you give them a bunch of money, and they screw you. … Continue reading

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