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A riddle: What’s yellow and smells like vodka?

See, it’s funny because it looks just like Russian hooker urine… or so I hope.

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Pancakes, the hooker with a tender, flaky, heart of gold… and man, is she stacked!!!

Okay, it is a terrible title for a post, and has almost nothing to do with what I have been up too… but it still cracks me up. Yesterday, my wife and I drove up to Los Angeles… very near … Continue reading

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Politicians…

They put on makeup and clothes that make them look good, then they stand around in a group and try to get you to pick them over all the others. Then you give them a bunch of money, and they screw you. … Continue reading

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Every freekin’ Photoshop I ever did of Trump, because I am that pissed off… special late night edition… part 54…

Remember when I sent one of my intrepid reporters… who also happened to be one of the crack squirrels that live inside my head… out with a night vision camera to find out what Trump does in the darkness of … Continue reading

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City Dreams… part 6… for my classy English blog buddy, Trenton Babbage…

Okay, this isn’t really fair to Las Vegas… I mean, hookers aren’t allowed within the city limits… and crack cocaine might actually be illegal in the whole state…  

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Silly elephant… part 14…

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Politicians…

They put on makeup and clothes that make them look good, then they stand around in a group and try to get you to pick them over all the others. Then you give them a bunch of money, and they screw you. … Continue reading

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The dark side… Part 8…

While I am waiting for you to vote on the name and theme of our movie project, here is another picture to set the mood… because once you start tearing down cartoon icons, it is very hard to stop… I knew … Continue reading

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