Tag Archives: current-events

Are either or both of these characters lesbians, and if so, how will that destroy the sanctity of mariage, undermine our society, and make god so angry that he causes global warming to destroy the world… and please answer in the form of an essay…

***WARNING*** This is a test, and the answer you give might very well permanently alter the way I think of you. ***NO CHEATING*** I will give the correct answers… the only correct answers… at the bottom of the page after … Continue reading

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Here it is… the finished cover for my new novel…

I hope it works… I hope it fits on the book and everything lines up like it is supposed to… I will order the first copy soon, and in a week or two, I will let you know… and show … Continue reading

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British tabloids are mean!!!

They are even worse than the American ones! Nobody would believe this tripe, would they? That’s not even good Photoshop work… heck, I could do better than that. Okay, well, that one might be true…

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I am going to ask you for technical help… so feel free to leave me on hold for a few hours… and then be really condescending… or maybe talk with an Indian accent…

So… how do I remove one of the menu buttons from my top bar thing? I tried doing it by myself, and it didn’t work. I don’t want to mess anything else up, but that Heirloom story is no longer … Continue reading

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How the god of the old testament reminds me of an irresponsible gun owner, and why that made it impossible for me to take religion seriously… seriously…

You know how, every once in a while, and way more often than you think it could or should happen, some idiot leaves a gun lying around, and then some kid ends up shooting either another kid or themselves? The … Continue reading

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Please… just put me in charge of this crazy planet… for a year or two…

I started a Facebook campaign recently, running for the position of Supreme Leader of all the Universes. And I won. There has been some suggestion that my victory was due mostly to low voter turnout. But if you do not … Continue reading

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I don’t know why my blog got 202 hits from Italy today, but mille gratzie, Italia!

Either I have suddenly become popular in Italy, or one Italian person got caught up in my humor and went on a binge-reading rampage… but either way, I am happy.

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My new book is now available… the one for kids… about the lonely little wizard… oh, yeah…

You watched me make this book. You watched as I took an old comic I drew way back in the day and turned it into a book that all children will love. I showed you the new watercolor paintings I did, … Continue reading

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Because… Eric ‘Freekin’ Idle…

I know Idle isn’t spelled right for this context, but that isn’t really my fault, now is it?

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Grateful Dead bear… yeah… I did that…

Back in the day, I had a custom t-shirt business. I never made any money at it. My stuff was all too weird. And I suck at marketing. I was going through the garage and I found this… it is … Continue reading

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