Tag Archives: advice

In answer to your questions…

Posted on May 8, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Yes. Yes. Probably. No. Not as often as I used to. You wish. Yes. Now and then. If I could do it myself, I wouldn’t need to ask, would I? Three. I don’t think so. I would, but I wouldn’t … Continue reading →

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The English language is evolving… and not in a good way…

Posted on April 10, 2015 by pouringmyartout

So as soon as you, my loyal minions, and I take over this planet… by the clever and diabolical use of this seemingly harmless humor blog… here are some words that I plan to bring back into common usage. Perfectly … Continue reading →

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Why yes, I will be your life coach… for a nominal fee…

Posted on November 10, 2014 by pouringmyartout

I have decided that my idea to get you to pay me to keep hounding you to write that great novel… you know, if the NaNoWriMo people aren’t up to the task… was thinking too small on my part. So … Continue reading →

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Twit Wit… part 31…

Posted on November 7, 2014 by pouringmyartout

*I have a crazy idea! What if we all just DON’T KILL ANYBODY TODAY!!! *Have a dream… carry it with you… they don’t weigh much… *The river meets the sea, and neither is ever alone again… *Has anyone ever started … Continue reading →

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Twit wit… part 30…

Posted on October 16, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Here are some more of my clever little tweets, just in case you aren’t following me on Twitter. No sense wasting them… ***WARNING*** I try to keep the blog family friendly, but some tweets might contain adult words or stuff … Continue reading →

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Well, I don’t usually give advice to crack dealers… but here’s an idea…

Posted on September 15, 2014 by pouringmyartout

When you go to the park to sell your crack… you know… like you do… try following these simple steps. 1. Dress like a clown. 2. Get some helium balloons. 3. Tie the little bags of crack to the strings … Continue reading →

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Never let anyone tell you what to do… uh… except for me… telling you this…

Posted on August 30, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Ha! See what I did there?

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What is it about getting into the driver’s seat of a vehicle that makes so many people turn into complete jerks???

Posted on August 24, 2014 by pouringmyartout

You aren’t putting on a suit of armor… or an invisibility cloak… So why do you suddenly become a rude, aggressive idiot? You would never walk up behind some little old lady and yell at her to get out of … Continue reading →

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Twit Wit… Part 29…

Posted on July 15, 2014 by pouringmyartout

More crazy stuff the crack squirrels living in my head make me type on Twitter… because a well-crafted tweet is a sweet treat to eat… —————————————– *Is this where we sign up for the free mental health evaluation? *Hey, if … Continue reading →

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Twit wit… Part 28…

Posted on July 9, 2014 by pouringmyartout

More silly tweets… for those of you who don’t do Twitter… brought to you by the crack squirrels that live in my big fat head… *special Christmas edition* ———————————–   *I like Twitter… it makes stupid people shorten the things … Continue reading →

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