Out of kilter filter… part 4… more fun with digital filters…

I won’t deny that this is just a photo I took in my mom’s back garden, when I went up and visited her recently in the Bay Area. Yes, I used my misting spray bottle to enhance the photo… but what if my photo was then painted by Vincent Van Gogh?

What if Andy Warhol got his hands on it?

What if my wet leaf was made of smoke?

What if… well… I forget what that filter was called… pen?

What if it was made of stars?

Ooooh… that one looks like ice.

Leaf, cubed.

Moist Neon Leaf… my favorite progressive punk/ska/bagpipe band of all time!

And my all-time favorite magic digital filter… groovy rainbow!

Well done, little leaf!

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Out of kilter filter… part 3… more fun with digital filters…

Oh, I know what that is, I hear you saying…

You aren’t fooling me this time, you go on to say, or so I imagine…

You and your silly digital magic filters, you scoff…

But these are not magic enough, you boldly proclaim!!!

Neon, schmeon! You know that isn’t a colony of virus cells in a lab culture…

That isn’t raindrops in a vortex!

And that isn’t a far off galaxy…

These are all just enhanced versions of one of those photos you took where you sprayed water from a mister bottle on some poor spider’s web.

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Things tRump… and, presumably many of his supports… do NOT believe in or support… in emoji form…

🧪 Science

🥵 Climate change

👨‍❤️‍👨 Same gender love

👩🏻‍⚕️ Medical advice

🧑🏾 People of other skin tones

🥕 Vegetables

🕌 Other countries or religions

📚 Books

🦠 Vaccines

🩺 Affordable health care

⚔️ History

⛽️ Clean air and water

🥒 Birth control

🦖 Dinosaurs

😇 The parts of religion where you don’t lie, cheat, steal, sleep with porn stars while married or judge other people

😷 Wearing masks

🤡 Distancing yourself from white supremacists

🖕 Being nice to people who do not share your point of view

👨‍🎓 Education

👩‍⚖️The law

🗽 Liberty for all

📩 Voting by mail

📜 The constitution

I could go on. This is sort of fun, but you get the idea.

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Out of kilter filter… part 2… more fun with digital filters…

Fiery eyes…

Wavey eyes…

Neon eyes…

Artey eyes…

Foldey eyes…

Smokey eyes…

Colorey eyes…

All just some random image I found when I looked in Google images for ‘eyes’, did a quick Photoshop mirror-image effect, and then added some digital filter magic.

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Out of kilter filter… part 1… more fun with digital filters…

What is that… a ghostly village?

Some crazy vision of the netherworld?

A neon mindscape?

An alien shopping mall?

Surrealist waterfalls?

An acid flashback?

Nope. None of those things.

It is a parking lot, shot at night, while I wiggled the camera around.

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Yes, now you can rent crack squirrels and have them move into your head and be more like me!!!

An audio of an advertisement from my podcast.

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Sorry, that last one was too depressing… let’s try this again… Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!!!

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Happy Thanksgiving 2020, everybody!!!


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What’s to become of them now… a look into the future of ‘the tRump gang’… the final chapter…

I am not sure if Donald’s particular types of charm will stand him in good stead in prison or not. I hope it works out for him.

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What’s to become of them now… a look into the future of ‘the tRump gang’… part 9…

The older Trump boys will actually star in a wildly popular musical production of a stage show based on Elvis Presley’s Jail House Rock song and the movie. Ironically, they will begin the show’s run while they are actually doing time in a federal penitentiary. Even more ironically, the boys will be forcefully separated from their parents during their time behind bars, with their father serving his sentence in another facility. Taking kids from their parents and putting them in cages… this is so wrong.

The show will continue its run for seven to ten years. After being released, the boys will try to return to their former lives by going on a big-game hunting trip to Africa. Unfortunately, without their father’s money, they will not be able to hire a professional guide to drug an animal beforehand, and, well, it won’t end well…

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