Oh, I know what that is, I hear you saying…

You aren’t fooling me this time, you go on to say, or so I imagine…

You and your silly digital magic filters, you scoff…

But these are not magic enough, you boldly proclaim!!!

Neon, schmeon! You know that isn’t a colony of virus cells in a lab culture…

That isn’t raindrops in a vortex!

And that isn’t a far off galaxy…

These are all just enhanced versions of one of those photos you took where you sprayed water from a mister bottle on some poor spider’s web.