The older Trump boys will actually star in a wildly popular musical production of a stage show based on Elvis Presley’s Jail House Rock song and the movie. Ironically, they will begin the show’s run while they are actually doing time in a federal penitentiary. Even more ironically, the boys will be forcefully separated from their parents during their time behind bars, with their father serving his sentence in another facility. Taking kids from their parents and putting them in cages… this is so wrong.
The show will continue its run for seven to ten years. After being released, the boys will try to return to their former lives by going on a big-game hunting trip to Africa. Unfortunately, without their father’s money, they will not be able to hire a professional guide to drug an animal beforehand, and, well, it won’t end well…
Pouring My Art Out 
I doubt they’re going to hunt lions without a guide. I think they’re going to go hunting at a chicken farm somewhere.
For dad’s Christmas gift?
They give him Christmas presents? I’m surprised.
He pays for them, on credit, then doesn’t pay for them.