What do you know… it turns out the pen really is mightier than the sword…

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Thank you, Mr. President…

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Vlad, I know you are a fan… but stop being such a dickski…

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Thank you for this tribute… sniff… stupid allergies…

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I would like to thank the folks at Goodnitrous Inc. here in San Diego, California, makers of medical, commercial and personal-grade nitrous oxide, for this glowing tribute to my blog… ha… see what I did there… glowing… because it’s lights… ha…

I know this took a lot of work and planning, and I really don’t know how you talked the executives into this, especially after you have all had your pay cut for spending too much time on my blog when you were supposed to be working… wait… you did clear this with the bosses… right???

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Sometimes, I feel really close to you…

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Oh man… I kill me… also, I should totally market this dress… you would buy it, right?

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More tips to make your blog awesome… special ‘messing with Trump’ edition… the big finish…

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Is this the world we want to live in???

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A world of scary art galleries…

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A world where our children have to bow down to this guy???

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A world where our money has that smug, pompous face on it?

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And so does our beer?

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A world where you can’t take a walk without seeing that orange dimwit?

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Or you can’t open a magazine without seeing him again?

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Yeah, I am not sticking around for the end of that movie…

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So please… don’t gamble with our future.

Okay, I did all those pictures… by uploading a single image of you know who… over and over again… to PhotoFunia.com, and then, for absolutely free, and with very little effort, I made all these pictures. You can do it too. You should do it too… but not with his face…

 

 

 

 

 

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A vision of the future…

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Technically, this post belongs with the series of posts I am doing where I suggest that you all visit PhotoFunia.com and use their picture changing magic to add some artwork to your posts… Now, in fairness, I did have to do some extra Photoshop work to finish this picture… like adding his name to the building… and the eagle on top… and the red borders on the banners… and the pseudo-Nazi emblems… but I did use PhotoFunia.com to stick his face on three big banners… on a building that is not actually in America…

But I hope that you can see how, with a little patience, and some imagination, a picture will certainly cause people to stop when they are scrolling down wordpress topic walls full of blog posts and maybe drop by your blog to see what other kind of weird stuff you are up to.

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This is totally true, by the way…

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Yes, I am still trying to show you the incredible benefits of adding amusing art to your blog posts to attract visitors and stand out from the crowd… I just wanted to put this one up above my last post… making fun of the size of Trump’s penis… to show how a clever title, combined with some eye-catching graphics, can make people who are scrolling down the topic walls where wordpress sticks our ‘tagged’ posts, notice you.

So go to PhotoFunia.com and try one of these amusing pictures yourself.

And it is true… I do have a blog post where we are trying to set the record for most comments on a wordpress blog post not run by a celebrity or a corporation… And it does indeed have 44,326 comments. You can find it over there—–> on the right—–> at the top of the sidebar—>… just click on the blue words and a link will take you there. If you are new, and haven’t left a comment yet, become a part of history by leaving a quick comment… or go in there and vent, or do stand up comedy, or reply to old comments… and meet some really interesting people.

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More tips to make your blog awesome… special ‘messing with Trump’ edition… part 2…

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Oh come on… if that picture doesn’t make you want to try PhotoFunia.com for spicing up your blog posts, then nothing will. I didn’t spend hours in Photoshop doing that… like I do for lots of my posts… I uploaded a photo of Trump from Google images. Then, I even got to pick the news network and the banner headline… just by typing them in a box… and they did all the work!

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More tips to make your blog awesome… special ‘messing with Trump’ edition… part 1…

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So, in my continuing effort to try to convince you to use the photo editing magic of Lunapic.com and PhotoFunia.com… which is where I did this picture… I have decided to branch off, and stop using this series as just another excuse to pimp my blog and put up even more pictures of my face… we will get back to that later… HA!

Plus, who doesn’t love it when we make fun of Trump???

But say you want to do a post called: ‘Trump is a fathead!!!’ Why the heck not add a picture of Trump… with a big fat head? You can do that, for free, with almost no effort… at PhotoFunia.com

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