We’re going to need a bigger planet…

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A blog with no followers is like a kick in the ball…

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See, I did it again… instead of just adding this post to my series of posts where I am teaching you the value of visiting PhotoFunia.com and adding funny… and cool… pictures to your blogs, I did an example of how you can use the pictures and tie them in with your clever title in order to lure new victims… uh… followers… to your blog… because those topic walls are full of choices, and you need to stand out.

I will give you a break for a while, and then I am going to show you the kinds of things you can do if you upload your own photos to the website… which is free… and easy to use…

 

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More tips to make your blog awesome… uh… not that it isn’t… part 9…

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I get it… you are a serious writer, and your blog reflects that… I consider myself a writer too. But pictures attract visitors to your blog… and PhotoFunia.com lets you do awesome things easily… for free… Even me… the guy with a head full of crack squirrels… can’t post all the cool stuff there… so give it a try. Hey, I am just trying to help.

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More tips to make your blog awesome… uh… not that it isn’t… part 8…

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Light up your blog with free photo effects form PhotoFunia.com… You can type whatever you want in there… and tie it into your blog post… And there are more background photos to use with just this one effect.

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More tips to make your blog awesome… uh… not that it isn’t… part 7…

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Remember, kids, sexy sells! I know, I pride myself on having a mostly family-friendly blog… despite the best efforts of some of my minions… I’m looking at you, Trent… and the fact that I occasionally tag my posts… randomly… with tags like: ‘free porn’ and ‘big boobs… look, don’t judge me… I explained all that… it is a public service… I figure if I can get those people who spend all day on the internet looking at porn sites to spend a little time here, I am doing us a all a service… and at least they get to rest for a few minutes… in fact, I think I will tag this post that way, just to prove my point… and boost my stats… HA!

Anyway, remember that a lot of people find your blog while scrolling down the endless topic board wall things where our posts go when we tag them… (I once tagged a post ‘sitting on the toilet’, and, while a post tagged as ‘humor’ will get bumped way down in minutes, my post sat on that wall at the top for weeks… and the post was about sitting on the toilet… sort of… maybe you should type ‘sitting on the toilet’ in my search bar)

A sexy picture on the topic walls will almost certainly draw the curious… and horny… visitors to your blog… what you do with them after that is up to you…

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YAY! I got 3,456 followers… don’t unfollow me…

Because that is an awesomely cool number… on the other hand, new people can still follow… we will just shoot for 4,567…

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More tips to make your blog awesome… uh… not that it isn’t… part 6…

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Even if your blog is about food… I mean, maybe it is even about cakes and pastries… it still doesn’t hurt to sweeten it up with some custom pictures. You could bake a cake and write your blog name on it, take a picture and put that in your post… or buy Photoshop and do this yourself… (good luck with that)… or…

You could just go to PhotoFunia.com, click on the picture of the cake, type the name of your blog, hit the button, then save it to your downloads, open the download folder on your computer, click the image, then start a blog post… with a really clever title… and then add media just like you always do…

I figured it out, and I am a computer moron with crack squirrels living in my freekin’ head!

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Hey! My blog is up here!

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You caught me… this post is really part of the series I am doing now… but this is the perfect example of what I am talking about. Use funny pictures and a clever title that ties in with it, to lure people to your blog! Of course, content is what keeps them there… and that is why I am telling you all to go to PhotoFunia.com and try doing some funny pictures for your next post.

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More tips to make your blog awesome… uh… not that it isn’t… part 5…

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Adding pictures like this to your posts might help you get lucky with some new followers… and you can do it for free on PhotoFunia.com

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More tips to make your blog awesome… uh… not that it isn’t… part 4…

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Your blog should never be full of just hot air… and funny photos help liven it up! Try PhotoFunia.com, and add some zest and some color to your blog posts. See, I spend thousands of hours a year in Photoshop doing pictures like these, and now you can do them in minutes… with no skill… for free.

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