Water + color = watercolor…

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Believe it or not, between all the other stuff I have been doing while visiting my mom in the Bay Area, I actually did some watercolor painting. That is a picture I started about 10 or 12 years ago, on a family trip to Morro Bay, on the coast of California. I was trying to get my mom to take up watercolor painting as a hobby. I know, it isn’t anything to rave about, but I like it.

You may recall that I have done other posts about this very painting…

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There is what it looked like the last time I did a post about it. But then, I did a post about what I did with it… or to it…

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I put it in Photoshop, and started working on it there. So now, I have two versions. The top picture in this post, which has become decidedly darker, and this one, which is much less gloomy. It just goes to show you that art is never truly finished.

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As a side note, I got the watercolors out because I needed to make a sign. My mom, who is my biggest fan, sells a lot of my books, to church and choir friends, and whatnot. Admittedly, a lot of these people knew me when I was a kid, so they might be buying them out of guilt. The thing is… hey, another thing!… that my mom is in her nineties, and so are most of her friends… so…

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Sometimes they forget to pay… or my mom forgets to get the money… and my mom is having a big party this weekend, with 60 people. Hey, I can’t afford to give the books away. I have to pay for them too. They don’t give them to me for free. And I only make a few dollars from each copy I sell. This is the downside of self-publishing.

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In which I attempt to take that one, perfect picture of a dog, using nothing but my mad skillz as a photographer… and, you know, the fact that I have a good zoom lens, and because my camera is digital, I can take as many photos as I want and just delete the bad ones, oh, and also because of the huge size the photos are saved in, I can just crop them how I want, and remove the bad parts… the final chapter…

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These are the last… and the best… of the photos I took the other day.

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I know, I am rushing these posts together, but I am falling behind…

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So I will probably do one more weird art post before I rush off to my San Francisco adventure.

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And that will take a long time, and I might be more than a little drunk when I get home, so I doubt I will post again tonight.

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Okay, that one is awesome. That dog is in the middle of shaking off water. One of these days, I will get a shot like that, where the dog is facing me, and his jowls are flopping around, and the sun hits all those little drops just right. But that isn’t bad.

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Oh yeah, I am heading that way soon.

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I am going to the city to see my godson, and drink some beers… no… not with him… he is a kid, for cryin’ out loud… with his dad… and I might even have to ride a bus! And not a touristy, double-decker London city bus, or even a cable car… a, good, old-fashioned, gritty, public transportation kind of a bus. Yeah, I don’t miss those days… but I have no designated driver… sigh

 

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Hey look, it’s a completely different sunset!

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Well, obviously, all sunsets are completely different… that is what is so cool about them. But I did drive to a new spot to take that photo.

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It started, as so many things do, with a plan… and like most of my plans, it did not go off as planned. I had this idea of driving up to my old elementary school, to take photos of the sunset. And I brought my tripod, the one I found at a rummage sale for four dollars.

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My plan was to wait until after dark, and then take pictures of San Francisco using the tripod to hold the camera steady, so we didn’t end up with those bouncing light photos I tend to get, once it is dark, and the camera shutter takes longer to close.

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And I did get some good shots of the Golden Gate and the city.

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But the thing is… hello, thing, it’s been a while… that, no matter where I moved, there were trees in the way of the sunset. I know, I took good pictures of the sunset from the same place at Christmas. I guess the sun moved.

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I had to choose between getting my pictures of the lights in San Francisco, or taking some sunset pictures.

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But it looked like a nice sunset… what I could see of it… so… I panicked.

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And I drove over to where my junior high school used to be… and I pretty much missed most of the sunset anyway.

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In which I attempt to take that one, perfect picture of a dog, using nothing but my mad skillz as a photographer… and, you know, the fact that I have a good zoom lens, and because my camera is digital, I can take as many photos as I want and just delete the bad ones, oh, and also because of the huge size the photos are saved in, I can just crop them how I want, and remove the bad parts… part 3…

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Yup, still looking to capture that perfect moment in a dog’s day… like when my new friend Romeo suddenly realized that his human wasn’t holding on to the leash.

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They took the leash off, and he met some doggie friends… hey, that is exactly what I was doing!

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Not all dogs like water, but Romeo does. My dog, Shiloh, will only go in half way up her rib cage.

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I don’t know that dog’s name. I never got close enough to ask.

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Tomorrow, I am going over there… and I am going to be all up in San Francisco’s business… district… oh, yeah.

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If you look to the left of Alcatraz, you will see, among the trees, a big, beige dome. That is close to where I am going tomorrow, to see my godson, William, and his parents. We will have some adventures. And then, his dad, Big Johnny, and I, are going to go on an adventure of our own. Drinking might be involved. Just letting you know.

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Considering that I have spent so much of the time at my mom’s house since I got here helping with the oak tree and editing my newest novel, it is weird that I am falling behind on posting the photos, but I am.

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In fact, I have some new sunset pictures… taken from a new spot, just an hour ago… and some art stuff to share… and more dog pictures, but it is already the end of the day, and I doubt I will get to all this stuff before I have a bunch of new photos of tomorrow’s adventures.

Oh well.

 

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In which I attempt to take that one, perfect picture of a dog, using nothing but my mad skillz as a photographer… and, you know, the fact that I have a good zoom lens, and because my camera is digital, I can take as many photos as I want and just delete the bad ones, oh, and also because of the huge size the photos are saved in, I can just crop them how I want, and remove the bad parts… part 2…

***WARNING***  This post is written partially from a dog’s point of view, and some of the words are supposed to represent what the dogs are thinking. I know, I have done ‘advice for new bloggers’ posts where I condemn this practice, calling it annoying. But, if you go back to one of those posts, you will see that I was merely suggesting that new bloggers do not try to make an entire blog that is all done as if their cat was typing the words, or their dog could actually post selfies. I still maintain that the world does not need any more blogs like that. Also, I am a trained, professional writer, and I once petted and made friends with more than 80 dogs in one day. On top of all that, I have crack squirrels in my head, so my followers give me a lot of leeway. Please, do not try this at home… ***WARNING***

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Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball!

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Get the ball! Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!Get the ball!

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Where’s the ball? Where’s the ball? Where’s the ball? Where’s the ball? Where’s the ball? Where’s the ball? Where’s the ball? Where’s the ball? Where’s the ball?

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I am going to get that ball next time.

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Wait… wasn’t the ball red in the last picture? (Sorry, that wasn’t a dog, that was me, but I bet the dog was thinking it too… I really need to do these in order instead of mixing them all up for artistic reasons)…

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Run!

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RUN!!!!!

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I got the ball! I got the ball!I got the ball!I got the ball!I got the ball!I got the ball!I got the ball!I got the ball!I got the ball!I got the ball!I got the ball!I got the ball!I got the ball!

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Actually, as much as I enjoy chasing the ball, my favorite part is shaking the water off onto as many humans as possible. I love the looks on their faces. That always cracks me up.

 

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In which I attempt to take that one, perfect picture of a dog, using nothing but my mad skillz as a photographer… and, you know, the fact that I have a good zoom lens, and because my camera is digital, I can take as many photos as I want and just delete the bad ones, oh, and also because of the huge size the photos are saved in, I can just crop them how I want, and remove the bad parts… part 1…

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Well, we all know that after a day or two of chopping wood and editing novels and whatever else I happen to be doing at my mom’s house in the Bay Area, I start to miss my dog, Shiloh.

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So I hop in the car and drive for five minutes, and end up at this cool dog park by the bay. That is my new buddy, Romeo, the puppy. I couldn’t help asking his owner if, when she lost sight of him, she ever found herself yelling: “Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?”

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I love Point Isabel for many reasons. It is near by, and it is full of dogs I can pet. And I love trying to capture the perfect pictures of dogs having fun. I like the action ones, especially in the water. I like the splashing.

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I also run into old friends, like this guy. I love Bernese Mountain dogs!!!

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And yes, you get to see San Francisco, over across the bay.

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And the good old Golden Gate bridge.

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But mostly it is just the dogs. Maybe, next time I am here on a holiday again, I will try to beat my record for ‘most dogs petted by me in a single day’ . I did a post about it, but I don’t remember the title of it. I do remember that it was more than 80 dogs. Somebody use the search bar and try typing in combinations of the words: pet, petted, dogs, record, and then tell me what that post was called, so I can repost it.

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Until then, I have more pictures of dogs… hence the title, where it says: part 1…

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You got the stick… good boy… who’s a good boy… you are… yes you are…

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Oh for cryin’ out loud… more sunset photos? Seriously?

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I know, I know…

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But if you read the post about the oak tree and the wires, you would know why you see this same view of sunsets so often, when I visit my mom in the Bay Area.

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And if you ever wondered why my sunset photo posts don’t seem to be in order, they aren’t. I always put the best picture at the top of the post, where it will show on the reader walls. I suck in more victims that way. Clever, right?

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Oh yeah, I am a sneaky varmint!

 

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Why can’t I find a shirt that does this???

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About a tree, and some wires, and travel and home and stuff… and this will all make sense and clear up a lot of questions you might have… if you actually read all the words…

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Okay, I hear you asking, why are we looking at a bunch of firewood and some clippers and an electric chainsaw on a picnic table, exactly? Well, I warned you, in an earlier post, that we were going to talk about a view… or lack thereof… and why I am at my mom’s house in the Bay Area again so soon.

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Well, a lot of it has to do with this splendid old oak tree… which was a small thing when I was little… which, I guess, means I am old too.

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To put that tree into perspective, there it is from the street view. That house, on the left of the tree, is the house where I grew up. And the deck you can sort of see, is where I take a lot of the photos of the sunsets I always show you. Now, look at the wires in front of the tree.

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So, it is bad enough that this tree is now growing around the phone and power lines going to my mom’s house and our neighbor’s house, but it is even growing around the ones way out above the street now.

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So my brother and I… that’s the one that lives with my mom to help her out… are trying to remove some of the tree before we spend thousands of dollars letting professional tree trimmers finish the job. You can also see, in the photo above, the huge redwood tree, to the left, that we used to climb when we were crazy little kids.

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Anyway, back to the oak tree… When you are way up in those branches, trying to cut other branches off, all without falling to your death or getting electrocuted by the power lines, it is scary. We also can’t afford to drop huge branches that might bring the wires down with them.

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I have mixed feelings about all this. I love the tree, and we are going to try to save it. On the other hand, as you can see by this photo taken out of the window of my mother’s living room, and showing part of the deck, it does block the view quite a bit.

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There is another photo, taken from the corner of the deck… which, if you bear with me for a moment, may look vaguely familiar to you. The tree, as you can see, is in the way. Notice the huge Cecil Brunner rose bush growing in the branches. Let me change the angle just a little bit…

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That, right there, is the view I usually use for my sunset pictures from my mom’s house, unless I go into the backyard, which isn’t much better, when I am too lazy or busy to drive or walk somewhere with a better view. This is where the wires come in. They are in the way too. So I put the zoom lens on, and shoot under the wires…

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I also, if I want to mix it up, can shoot under the wires, over the roof across the street, and past the oak tree.

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This is what it looks like, if I am not zoomed all the way in. I hope this has cleared things up for you. If you are interested, I could put that photo in Photoshop, and remove the wires. I did that once, in a post, long ago.

Let me know if that sounds fun.

This will also prove to me who reads the words all the way through.

HA!

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Oh yeah, beginning the editing process on my newest novel…

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One of the things I am going to do while I am in the Bay Area vising my mom, is to start editing my newest novel: The Seven Kingdoms. (You can read a large portion of it, unedited, under the button in my top bar with the same name, and if you are interested in helping me edit it, let me know… I can’t afford to pay you, but I would send you a signed copy of the book when it is published, and do some awesome blog posts for you, as well as naming a character after you in my next book!)…

There are so many characters doing so many things in so many places, that I not only need to look for typos and bad spelling and punctuation, but make sure that I didn’t send somebody somewhere in one chapter just to have them pop up in the wrong place later.

This is why I describe writing novels thusly: All you have to do is take a few thousand mile-long strings… (plot threads)… and hold them neatly by one end in a bundle. Then, you give the other end of each of those thousands of strands to a squirrel that is on crack, and send him into the forest. Now, all you have to do is walk around the forest to the other side, and find the ends of each of those strings, so you can form them into a neat bundle once again.

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