This week according to my phone…

San Diego.

I guess it is an okay place to live.

If you like water and sunshine and palm trees.

Whatever man.

The last of my potato crop, but maybe I will plant a few of those.

Our little potted lemon tree is making lemons and flowers.

More of my wildflowers I planted are blooming.

And it turns out that our cat relaxes by reading and watching tv.

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Another amusing fake advertisement from my podcast, this time with a video of water falling in slow motion for you to watch while you listen to me and The Grim Reaper singing about our knock-off Lady Gaa Gaa’s house of style…

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This week in my life, according to my cellphone…

Take me to your leader!

I glanced into a small dumpster in a dark corner of a warehouse at work, and was startled by a screaming ghost.

I grew an actual potato-sized potato!

I mean, it still isn’t that big, but more on that next week.

The first of those wildflowers I planted are blooming!

I am very excited.

Is this a waiting room, or am I on The Dating Game tv show from the 70’s???

That is a pretty nice elevated view of the San Diego dump… sorry… landfill.

So, this dog right here…

Barfed up this rock.

Yeah, this dog.

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A last look back; (or): I swear, these really are the very last pictures I took on that trip from San Diego to New Mexico to see my daughter start her nursing college… except for a few that I am going to do weird stuff with in Photoshop…

I learned a lot during that long, lonely drive across one corner of America.

I learned that horses still love me.

I learned that riding horses by the Rio Grande makes you feel like a real cowboy, but that as much as I love riding horses, I feel guilty about it, like I am making a new friend carry me around for no particular reason.

I learned that I have not lost my knack for horseback selfies.

I learned that I can have fun with fake cacti…

Maybe too much fun.

I learned that I still really love dogs, and they love me.

I learned, once again, that America is very big…

And very strange.

I learned that big metal dinosaurs should not drink Red Bull energy drink!

I learned that they have signs to warn you about stuff you weren’t even thinking about doing.

I learned that you can see snow and desert very close to one another.

And I learned that both snowy mountains and burning desert each have their own charms.

I learned that even a rest area beside the highway can have natural wonders…

And that you should never miss a chance to explore.

Because that is how you transform a trip into an adventure.

I learned that everyone should, at one time in their life, find themselves standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona.

Okay, see ya.

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Romance is in the air; Three days in the love-life of crows: Part 3, and the last, of a narrated nature documentary by Arthur Browne- Love takes flight…

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Romance is in the air; Three days in the love-life of crows: Part 2 of a narrated nature documentary by Arthur Browne- Love up above…

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Romance is in the air; Three days in the love-life of crows: Part 1 of a narrated nature documentary by Arthur Browne- Crowmance…

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This week in my life… fone fotos… part 3…

I grew actual potatoes!

The dirt I make in my mulch bin is the best dirt ever.

My home for wayward succulents is thriving.

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This week in my life… fone fotos… part 2…

No, I didn’t mount a dog head on my wall, but we will get to that later.

I made a new friend.

She hangs out with the guys at the car shop down the street where I had to get my car smogged.

She has a white heart shape on her back!

Between the last few Christmases and birthdays I have a lot of wood carving stuff now.

So I have been carving more.

I put all the tools and some wood in one tool bag.

Cats are weird.

This is how I found her last night, sprawled half on the couch and half on the table.

Caption this photo!

So far I went with:

After a long day of tv binging

I told you not to watch the dog show

Dogs could totally eat us.

Look at those teeth! That is the image that I did a mirror image of for the first photo.

Sleepy sweet monster!

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This week in my life… fone fotos… part 1…

I made a bear!

My younger daughter Mollie got me a sandstone carving kit for Christmas. I finally got around to doing it.

You get a sandstone bear just cut in the outline. And a file, some little pieces of sandpaper and a small soft cloth.

You have to keep dipping the bear and the file in water while you work.

First I rounded all the edges. Then I filed two cuts for the legs.

Bare bear legs.

Little bare bear butt and the beginnings of a tail.

I cut the space between the ears and began to shape the head.

Oh yeah. Sandstone is so fun to work with. I need to do some more with it. Where can I get sandstone?

He is looking very bear-y.

The last step is to heat it with a hair drier and smear on the little wax pellet that came in the kit.

Then you buff it with the cloth.

And you have a bear! I now know that if I could get flat pieces of sandstone and a saw, I could cut animal shapes and then carve them.

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