Category Archives: Twitter tweets

Twit Wit… Part 10…

Well, I guess we just need to move past all this unpleasantness. And what is the best way to do that? Laughing, of course. And what are we going to laugh about? More of my tweets!!! ————————————- *Dear stupid people… … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… Part 9…

I am disappointed that more of you were not super impressed by the first tweet in Twit Wit… Part 8… That was a good one. But not to worry. I have plenty more where that came from… ———————————– *No, that … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… Part 8…

More sweet tweets from my twisted brain… —————————————– *Head over heels in love is nice… but not as nice as the heels over head kind… *People who live in glass houses should not throw stones… or orgies… *I don’t care … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… Part 7…

I have to admit that recycling all my tweets on the blog is fun. I should also admit that as I go back and read some of the tweets I tweeted, I am cracking myself up. —————————————————– *You have no … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… Part 6…

Some of you may recall that I only joined Twitter for one reason. I told my older daughter, Jessica, that I was going to follow celebrities and tweet them until they tweeted me back. I didn’t care if they responded … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… Part 5…

I hope you aren’t too bored with this series. I am just having so much fun looking through my old Tweets. Coming up with two or three clever things to say every day is not as easy as it seems … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… Part 4…

I tried to put my Twitter button up in my sidebar so you could follow me… but it turns out I am not smart enough to do that without help. So I am going to just keep posting my deliciously … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… Part 3…

I am enjoying sharing my Tweets with you. It reminds me of just how frightfully clever I am. If you think of them as jokes, I should be writing for the tonight show. Or maybe the Daily Show. Let’s do … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… Part 2…

Being clever in Twitter isn’t always as easy as it seems like it should be. In our blogs, we can ramble on, finish a point, get to the punch line. Twitter only gives you… I forget… you know how I … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… Part 1…

Sorry, I got impatient. I know I was going to let you help name this series, but I am ready to start and you took too long. So without further ado, I give you, my Tweets: ——————————————————– *I don’t tell … Continue reading

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