Category Archives: thinking about stuff

Marginal Taylor Greene thinks that the evil liberals are putting magic ‘science things’ into the air to change the weather… just to kill MAGA followers.

Guess what, Marginal. We have been telling you for years that bad people are putting bad stuff into the air that is destroying the climate. It is called ‘pollution’. And everybody was doing it. The people who are getting rid … Continue reading

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Can someone please explain to me the purpose behind the republican plan to make American children as dumb as possible???

Why are you purposefully trying to dumb the next generation down? They are your own children. All the focus seems to be on sending them to a church where they are told what to think, and not to ask questions. … Continue reading

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There is nothing gayer than grown men being afraid of even accidentally seeing the word ‘gay’ in print… the final chapter. (or):I know why you don’t want to believe that being gay is part of nature and not some evil plot by the left to make them gay with Jewish space lasers or whatever, because that would mean that god made people gay, and you would hate that…

And they aren’t just deciding on their own to be different. Nobody hits puberty and says to themself, hey, I am at a messy, scary, confusing part of my life. Why don’t I make it worse? Why don’t I invite … Continue reading

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Dear tRump supporters, maybe you can explain how any of this is good for any of us… part 1…

How does it help us to be friends with this Putin guy, who is, if anything, just a worse version of tRump himself. The main difference being that Putin actually kills people who disagree with him, whereas tRump has only … Continue reading

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So, you voted for a destructive teardown and restart rather than the slow but steady progress that we were already making, and you are sure that this scorched-earth plan is going to destroy everyone who is different than you, or disagrees with you, and leave you and your family and friends in a better place, but you have inadvertently opened a Pandora’s Box of lunacy, and you are about to discover why voting isn’t a great way to show those ‘others’ how you can dominate them, unless you first make sure that this ‘domination’ doesn’t come at the cost that will come back to bite you…

I guess none of this will impact you, you know, unless anyone in your family is planning on having children.

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If you can’t lick ’em, join ’em: A quick guide for liberals to blend in with the MAGA crowd, you know, until we are either forced to flee or get thrown into a camp…

1. The first thing you need to do is change your party affiliation on the record. I know, but you don’t have to actually believe in their evil, just pretend you do. Millions of regular Germans put on a swastika … Continue reading

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Dear women who live in states where they took away your right to choose…

Simple answer: move to California. No, your home sate will be fine without you, because it is just crammed full of Alpha males. They can get along without you, and they obviously don’t appreciate your contribution enough to value your … Continue reading

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Dear MAGA “Alpha” males; a simple test to see if you are really as “Alpha” as you think you are…

Step one- Invite all your male friends to your favorite bar/strip club. Step two- Get your friends good and drunk. Step three- Announce, with all the manly alpha-maleness that you can muster: “I am voting for Kamala Harris”, Now, one … Continue reading

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Ummmm…

Some men mansplain to women because they assume women aren’t as smart as them. I mansplain things to other men, because I know most of them are not as smart as me…

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Dear ‘pro-life’, anti-freedom republicans…

Two things, Firstly, nobody is not pro-life. Nobody is pro-abortion. Women just want the choice. You don’t get the moral high ground because you named the sides in this debate. But it is never an easy choice to make for … Continue reading

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