Tag Archives: ice

Political Action is hard, and protesting takes perseverance and free time. But, see, I am technically retired, so I have time to poke the monkey, as I like to think of it.

What is the best platform to use to start a website to help foment revolution? I mean, peaceful, artistic revolution, using creativity to express our, uh, dissatisfaction with the, umm, current regime, in humorous, tasteful and very colorful ways. Asking … Continue reading

Posted in Stories of my life, thinking about stuff | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

So, I moved to Portland, Oregon recently, and today, I joined my first protest against tyranny, standing shoulder to shoulder with those on the front lines, right outside the ICE Headquarters Building! (Or); The diary of an entirely-unprepared and thoroughly-over-enthusiastic insurrectionist.

I was excited, and a little bit apprehensive, but I drove downtown, and approached this bastion of evil. This might have been the single most anticlimactic moment of my life. It was an intimidating building, but only if you looked … Continue reading

Posted in Everything Else | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Once upon a time, there was a king who had a face like a pumpkin, and a brain that was about as useful for thinking as the inside of that pumpkin that he so resembled. One day, his advisor entered the oh-so-tacky throne room. Making his way past the assemblage of lackeys, parasites and posterior smoochers, he addressed the king. “Sire, the peasants are revolting!” The king replied without thinking- (as he was prone to do), and said. “Oh, they aren’t that bad”.

That is a stupid old joke. I may have dressed it up a bit. But the thing is, (hey, thing) this here peasant is, in fact, revolting. I am joining the revolution. I am becoming an activist. I am slowly … Continue reading

Posted in funny famous people pictures | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment