Category Archives: Everything Else

I found one more thing hiding in my fence…

I think it is a space parrot… eating a space turtle… maybe…

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My toilet bowl now changes color… best Christmas gift ever!

Although I will admit that the first night, I forgot it was there, and when the light automatically came on, I thought I was having some kind of flashback… and that my pee was glowing green like nuclear fallout. But, … Continue reading

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Even more stuff hiding in my dang fence…

Every time I look at the fence in my backyard, I see more things hiding there. This duck-billed alien thought he could escape my notice.

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The Washington D.C. Hillbillies… a rewritten song…

Once upon a time there was a guy named Trump The kind of ignoramus that needs help to take a dump Had a cancelled TV show, and some failing real estate Then he tapped into a big, deep-seated vein of … Continue reading

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More stuff I see hiding in my fence… part 3…

I almost didn’t see the cute little fish hiding in there. But the baby elephant, I didn’t even need to squint. Okay, it is only his eye and part of his wrinkly little trunk, but still…

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Baby It’s Cold Outside… my ass… the anatomy of a date rape song…

Originally posted on Pouring My Art Out:
I was going to do a scathing rewrite of this creepy Christmas song, to try, in a funny way, to highlight just how creepy it really is… but when I Googled the words,…

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Getting in the mood for Christmas… Old, recycled posts of the holiday season… the final chapter… maybe…

So, I am going to be busy doing the usual Christmas trek/family gathering thing. And we will be doing lots of cool stuff that requires me to take photos, and then do posts about them. So, I am running out … Continue reading

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Getting in the mood for Christmas… Old, recycled posts of the holiday season… part 16…

Obviously I was just messing with you in that last post… that wasn’t a real Christmas ninja… this is a real Christmas ninja…

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More stuff I see hiding in my fence… part 2…

Oh look… another alien. Just for the record, the human mind is programmed to see patterns in random shapes. This is particularly true of seeing human faces. This is why we see animals in the clouds… and Jesus on burnt … Continue reading

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More stuff I see hiding in my fence… part 1…

A turkey… wearing a crown… hey, I don’t make this stuff up.

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