Category Archives: Everything Else

I did see some funny Saguaro cacti while I was in Arizona… part 2…

Wait… that isn’t funny… that is just plain rude!

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I did see some funny Saguaro cacti while I was in Arizona… part 1…

I am pretty sure that one is giving the peace sign. How cool is that?

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The twins… and once again, they aren’t my kids… are getting big.

They are starting to crawl now. They are some busy little boys. And my little buddy Olivia is getting bigger too. She is in school now. And she is an awesome big sister.

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Wait, I have some ideas for making the summer Olympics more exciting too… part 2…

Quadruple pairs synchronized diving. I know, we are going to need wider diving boards… but still… picture them revolving around the center point like a human pinwheel.

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Making the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 4…

Sure… why not… everybody loves the Zamboni… We just need to put it on the ice at the same time as the ice dancers.

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Making the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 2…

Because curling really needs to be a little more exciting… All we need are a bunch of fuses that burn for random lengths of time.

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Making the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 1…

Anybody can jump off a big ramp on skis going a hundred miles an hour… But what if they had to slalom around pits filled with burning gasoline afterwards? I would watch that.

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Eat shit and die… (or);Happy Valentines Day!!!

One thing my wife got me for Valentines Day is this little plastic toilet filled with sour, purple candy. To eat it, you lick one of those two little plungers, and then plunge them into the candy dust. Then, you … Continue reading

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The dancing moon…

I tried to take some pictures of that cool moon this morning… the thing is… (hey, thing, nice of you to show up)… that the dog kept me up all night, and I was too lazy to get the tripod … Continue reading

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Trump’s first year; a multiple-choice test…

Please choose one or more of the following answers to this question: Is Donald Trump…? A. Woefully unintelligent! B. Wondrously ignorant! C. Weirdly dense! D. Wearily foolish! E. Wickedly dull-witted! F. Wildly simpleminded! G. Wantonly obtuse! H. Willfully idiotic! I. … Continue reading

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