Category Archives: Conan the barbarian

Why I want Conan the barbarian to come to my house for Christmas…

You all know I love that big crazy barbarian. But you may be asking yourself why I would think it would be fun to have him around during the holiday season. Well let me break it down for you. In the … Continue reading

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How I teamed up with my friend Conan the barbarian and saved a life…

A true story… So about two or three years ago, I tried playing my first MMO… I think that stands for Massive Multiplayer Online game… but you all know I am a computer moron. I payed 50 bucks for the Conan game, and … Continue reading

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A few final things I try to do to make my wife smile…

I try to be tender… But I also try to be strong… I try to be good… But not too good… not all the time… I mean I know when to be bad, if you know what I’m saying…  I … Continue reading

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Back to where I once belonged…

I am going back once more to where this blog started… Pouring out my ART… This one is so big I had to scan each end. Just one more in my long series of artistic love letters to my favorite … Continue reading

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I promised you some more Conan the barbarian…

In fact, I promised to show you some things I never wanted to see Conan doing if he were alive today. And I always deliver on my promises, no matter how weird they might be, so here goes. I don’t … Continue reading

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I have great news…

It turns out that Conan is living in this time, in our reality, in this dimension, and right here in San Diego!!!

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If Conan was alive today… part 2…

I have made no secret of the fact that I am a huge fan of Conan the barbarian. If he was alive today, I would like to see him having some fun, enjoying the American way of life… … just … Continue reading

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If Conan the barbarian was alive today… part 1…

I would like to see him playing professional football… But maybe he would rather be a lawyer… I would love it if he became a police officer… Oh, yeah, we could all sleep soundly with Conan fighting on the side of … Continue reading

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Time to show the ninjas who is boss…

I can’t get the ninjas out of my head until I put them in their place. To do that, I need to show them that there are things out there that even ninjas shouldn’t mess with. This first one is … Continue reading

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Just stuff…

When I was a fighting man, The kettle drums, they beat. The people scattered gold dust, Beneath my horses feet. Now I am a great king, And people hound my track. With poison in my wine cups, And daggers at my back. … Continue reading

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