Daily Archives: September 6, 2016

Adaptive camouflage… the final chapter… (***NOTE*** This series, like all the rest on my blog, is much funnier if you read them in order… from bottom to top… I mean, technically speaking, I don’t know if you will think it is that funny, but I know you will miss the whole ‘taking over the world’ theme if you don’t read the words the way they were written… or if you don’t read them at all… although, when you get right down to it, you should read my whole blog from the bottom up… no… I don’t know why WordPress has to be read in reverse order… even the ancient peoples of the world didn’t make you read their scrolls or cuneiform or hieroglyphics from the bottom up… it makes no sense at all… but go ahead, read my whole blog… you don’t have to scroll all the way down, you can use one of the many handy button link things to get to the first post… go on… we will wait for you… it will all make perfect sense once you read it the right way)…

I still haven’t solved the flickering problem in my suit, but… wait… why do I need camouflage at all in this instance? I fit in perfectly here… except for the fact that these people are bent on stopping anyone from … Continue reading

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Adaptive camouflage… part 6…

All the technical difficulties have been overcome, and I can now begin my plan to… wait… it is working, isn’t it? Can somebody tell me if I fixed the bugs? I forgot to bring a mirror with me once again! … Continue reading

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Adaptive camouflage… part 5…

There… I believe I have fixed that gosh-darned flickering glitch… wait… dagnabbit!!!

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Adaptive camouflage… part 4…

Uh… one of my loyal minions pointed out that my adaptive camouflage suit would be more effective if I could extend the camouflage to cover my face, hands, shirt and the white flower in my lapel… Now I can get … Continue reading

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Adaptive camouflage… part 3…

There… I fixed the dark glasses… now my plan to conquer the world through the clever use of a humor blog can recommence… as soon as I figure out how to stop this infernal flickering!!!

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Adaptive camouflage… part 2…

Yes, my new device will allow me to sneak up on anyone… anywhere… and slip my business card with my blog address on it into their unsuspecting pockets! And then, they will look at my blog, and get sucked into … Continue reading

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Adaptive camouflage… part 1…

Yes… my prototype suit is working well… except for that annoying flickering… taking me one step closer to world domination!!! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!

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