Monthly Archives: January 2015

Hey look… crack squirrel tracks… I told you they were real…

Posted on January 4, 2015 by pouringmyartout

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Things that make me go; WTF???

Posted on January 4, 2015 by pouringmyartout

So why do we sell cars in America that go over 150 miles per hour. There is no place in America where it is legal to drive over like 75 miles an hour, is there? Maybe we should only sell … Continue reading →

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I had another brilliant idea… hey… where the heck are you all going? No, seriously, this is a good idea… today, we are all going to try to be just a bit more British!

Posted on January 3, 2015 by pouringmyartout

No, I do not mean running around saying things like; “Cor, blimey, Bob’s your Uncle, stiff upper lip, havva a cuppa, pip pip cheerio, what’s all this then, ‘alf a mo’ govnur, wink wink nudge nudge”… or any of that. … Continue reading →

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Okay, here is another one of those ideas I had that might be really good or really bad… and you can help me figure out which…

Posted on January 2, 2015 by pouringmyartout

It seems to me… and the crack squirrels living inside my head… that it might be kind of nice if they made the sides of toilet seats a little wider and flatter so that… how can I put this delicately… … Continue reading →

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Is a little public shame really such a bad thing???

Posted on January 2, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Hey, remember when they used to put people in stocks if they pissed off the rest of the people in the village? No… of course you don’t… you aren’t three hundred years old! It was a rhetorical question, for cryin’ … Continue reading →

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Thank you… and you’re welcome…

Posted on January 1, 2015 by pouringmyartout

First, I want to give a shout out to my loyal minions. A lot of us posted that ‘end of the year’ report thing that WordPress did for us. But did you really read yours… and more importantly, did you … Continue reading →

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The thing… hey, look, I put my ‘thing’ right in the title, I never tried that before… about new year resolutions is…

Posted on January 1, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Why do we add the extra stress of making resolutions into some big once-a-year, adult beverages, fireworks and loud music, funny hats, horns, and those weird things you blow in and they uncurl like a lizard’s tongue when it wants … Continue reading →

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Okay, that ‘All About The Bass’ song is just evil…

Posted on January 1, 2015 by pouringmyartout

In the first place, it sticks in your head like a freaking bullet made out of glue… but that isn’t the real problem. As a father of two girls, this obnoxious little piece of everything that makes me despise pop … Continue reading →

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