Monthly Archives: December 2014

I’m sorry…

Posted on December 22, 2014 by pouringmyartout

I want to make a sincere apology to you if I ever made fun of your religion… unless, you know, you ever used it as an excuse to kill other people… or if it is just a convenient way to … Continue reading →

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Why I want Conan the barbarian to come to my house for Christmas…

Posted on December 21, 2014 by pouringmyartout

You all know I love that big crazy barbarian. But you may be asking yourself why I would think it would be fun to have him around during the holiday season. Well let me break it down for you. In the … Continue reading →

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Oh yeah… I just remembered I told you I would share some pictures of my new ‘shameless self-promotion’ t-shirt…

Posted on December 20, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Okay, it is a lousy picture. I am back-lit, so you can’t see me… or the shirt very well… (It says ‘Ask me about my books’)… but I guess you should remember the picture from the post I did about … Continue reading →

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But, WordPress, dentists and polygamists just aren’t all that funny…

Posted on December 20, 2014 by pouringmyartout

If you are like me… and you should thank your lucky stars if you aren’t… you frequently find yourself scrolling down the ‘humor’ topic-page-wall-thingy… whatever you call those places where WordPress sticks your posts due to which tags you use. I … Continue reading →

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Some silly homemade Christmas ornaments, a great wrapping job, and a Santa tiki… yeah, I said a Santa tiki…

Posted on December 20, 2014 by pouringmyartout

What, you don’t have a hand-carved Santa tiki??? Yeah, I have a Santa tiki… well, my wife does, because I gave it to her for Christmas last year… no… that isn’t the only thing I gave her. And on my … Continue reading →

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Hey ISIS…

Posted on December 20, 2014 by pouringmyartout

You have been experiencing an insurrection lasting more than four hours. You should immediately call your doctor to avoid permanent injury.

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Ho ho ho…

Posted on December 19, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Okay… that was a cheap shot… and I feel horrible about it… and also incredibly ready to unwrap some gifts…

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Life… and death… imitating art…

Posted on December 19, 2014 by pouringmyartout

I think we should send a news crew to North Korea to interview Kim Jong Un and ask him why he was so upset about us doing a comedy movie in which he is assassinated during an interview… and while they … Continue reading →

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Yo ho, yo ho, ho ho ho… part 2…

Posted on December 19, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Just because it was so much fun the first time.

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Yo ho, yo ho, ho ho ho…

Posted on December 19, 2014 by pouringmyartout

No… seriously…  

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