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Because you know what happens when you poke the monkey one too many times…
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Refer to the Planet of the Apes if you want to see what happens when you poke the monkey too many times!
and I like monkeys…
You know monkeys scare me, but now….
They can be scary
😦
ha
my sad face made you laugh…
it is my go-to emotion… sorry
oh right, laughing and humor is your response to serious things, I get it, perfectly normal psychological reaction
I am loads of fun at funerals…
I don’t know if this is a story I included in Grimm, but I think I did…when I was in high school, I “accidentally” drank almost a case of beer (21 beers) before I went to the funeral of a relative, I was convinced that I was displaying myself as grieving as opposed to drunk off my ass, but based on some things I did, I’m sure it was obvious I was drunk. But that’s kind of irrelevant I guess to what you’re saying.
Not at all… in the least
Then I was trying to convince my parents I wasn’t an alcoholic as I was puking in the toilet. I told them they could have the rest of the beer, but there was only one left, I had friends over the day before which is why I had the beer, but they only drank two then left. I drank all the beer because I wanted to get rid of it out of my closet and return my father’s cooler before he noticed it was missing, but it was two late for that. I wanted to get rid of it so I drank it, being in high school, I didn’t think of any other options.
I wish I had known you before I deleted my secret invite-only blog about all my youthful exploits… with pictures…
aw you’re sweet
yup… oh man… I finally got the updated stats page… what a crap fest…
is that a good thing?
I hate it…
I figured that out hahaa
yup
oh right, talking about the wordpress updates, I haven’t been there yet, I don’t go to my stats page much
it sucks
yeah, I was tolerating it until this comment business, but I’ll adjust… in about a year
just in time for the new changes…
I was thinking the same thing
we do do that
we do do a lot
are we doing it now?
probably, we also often work on a subconscious level
we do?
I wasn’t thinking when I wrote that
You think when you write???
not unless I’m writing what I think
Ummmmok
run a monk
Rub a monkey
nooooooooo
Just as well
phew
ne-phew
pepe le phew
The phew… The proud… The brave…
the crew the loud the depraved
I put the fun in funerals
Then you should do my eulogy, but I don’t plan to die for at least another 50 years or so.
I will try to stick around. Ed Hotspur did a thing where he had us all write one of those for him… mine was awesome… I tore him a new sphincter… it is around here somewhere… uh… the post, not his butt hole…
Oh good, I’m relieved to know his butt hole isn’t nearby.
It isn’t even near his own butt…
I’m confused, but there’s no need to elaborate
I know, right…
yeah…
uh huh
that’s the way uh huh uh huh I like it uh huh uh huh
wait, did we cover that song before?
we covered elements of it…
I think we’ve covered elements of everything
the whole periodic table
and the periodic babble
period…
ellipsis
…
dipthong
Ewwwww
conjunction dysfunction
School house rock hit
I’m just a bill, sitting on capital hill
But someday I will be a watered down un enforceable law full of loopholes for the rich and pork legislation added by unscrupulous politicians… Or something like that
what is pork legislation, I’m intrigued
When they slip legislation to their own advantage into a multi page law being passed that has nothing to do with the law itself… Google it!!!!
why should I google it when you just told me, now I’m ejumicated
but the truth will set you free and blow your mind and piss you off… every american needs to know about pork legislation
all right, I just looked it up, and I found the history of how that term developed quite interesting
Lots of things start off making more sense than they end up making… Oooh… That is a tweet
nice
I get lucky now and then
does your wife feel the same way about it?
one would hope so
right
indeed
I concur
yup
It is pure evil
like saruman?
samurai saruman… oooh… I need to Photoshop that
yeah, that’s perfect
Remind me in a week
I already forgot what we’re talking about
Are we talking about stuff
who are you?
I am me and we are we and he is she and we are all two ply toilet paper swimming in a fish bowl… year after beer…
come together, right now
don’t rush me!!!
all you need is love
more or less
oh yeah, saruman samurai, I’m not sure if I will remember for that much longer
That is the problem with brains
the brain on the train sprains greatly when insane
tell me about it
glad you’re with me on that
I usually am
good to know
it is
remind me to photoshop that
reminding you…
Ahhh
I took a philosophy class in college, the philosophy of death, and we were supposed to plan our own funerals, which I thought was cool and looked forward to doing that. But the professor was grieving the death of his son during the course and it got too depressing so I withdrew from the class.
I study the philosophy of life…
I study the life of philosophy
lifosophy
philifosy
colonoscopy
colinfirthscopy
well, if I never considered being a gay colonoscopist before, I certainly will now…
you have a thing for colin firth, huh
not particularly… I am fascinated by that guy who does the Escape To Chimp Eden show on the Animal Planet network…
I’ve never seen that, I don’t have cable of any kind, only netflix
I don’t know where I was going with that anyway
hahaa
I’ve watched tv at other people’s houses, lately it’s only “Walking Dead” and “American Horror Story” On Demand, those are the only two shows I’m up to date with.
that is so weird
is it?
I guess
hmmm
Yup
You thought my precious egg collection looked like potatoes? Well, tell you what, you’re second monkey looks just like me. I despise changing stuff just because you can. As my Aunt Beulah used to say, “Sometimes the more you stir it, the more it stinks.”
Oh… then you might enjoy the post I am going to do in just a while… HA!
I see they are finally publishing more less-than-positive comments on the site, including Doobster’s.
that is a good sign
Yes, and they even posted my original one with the link back to my post yesterday.
no way… actually, I think they can afford to listen to all points of view and then ignore them… sort of like I sometimes do here… dang it…