I want to break the all-time record for the most comments on a WordPress blog post.
*** PLEASE COMMENT ON THIS POST ***
Okay, some of you will see this as a shallow attempt on my part to bump up my stats.
And I’m not saying you are wrong.
But here’s the thing… oh, thing, I missed you, where have you been?
I have always said that I have the best commenters on WordPress. I have two posts that have over 1,000 comments on them… True, half of those are my return answers to comments, because I always answer my comments, but still… And I will even go so far as to admit that my comment sections… OUR comment sections… are sometimes the funniest part of my posts. Are you happy now?
But this all has me wondering what the record for number of comments on one post actually is. I want to see if we can break it. Just for the fun of it. We will all be part of a social media experiment. We will all go down in the history books as record breakers. We can amaze and astound the WordPress overlords and maybe have them take notice of us.
And it will be fun.
Oh, and I am a little disappointed that only one person even commented on that cute picture of me as a baby in the last post I did, so here is your chance to make it up to me…
Pouring My Art Out 
Wait. 403.
this is like the New Year’s eve countdown…
405 now.
or so…
I heard that there are only 414 comments needed to get to 35,000. Will there be a party?
We need to have a party to get those comments.
What sort of party would it be?
I am just poking people to get them to show up and comment. Sometimes we can turn this into a live chat room kind of a thing… especially on weekends…
I was hoping there would be cake.
usually it is alcohol…
what kind of cake? chocolate? marble? yellow? red velvet? patty? cheese? Oh so many kinds of cake??
The answer is yes, to all of them.
All cakes. All the time.
that’s what I said
That’s because you’re a genius.
Pure. Unmitigated. Geniusery.
If you ever change your blog’s catch phrase or title or anything, I think that might be it.
I am seriously considering that…
The upside is that if you ever become drunk on power you can also use the slogan in a bid to rule the world.
Uh… I am already involved in a bid to rule the world… should I be doing this drunk?
Anything worth doing is worth doing drunk. Being buzzed on cheap liquor and bath salts can only help you in your bid for world dominance.
I will give it a shot
all of the above
Bleh. I spent the weekend making cakes. That’s why I wasn’t playing here.
bummer
Whew! Had to do a lot of scrolling to get down here… Good thing I’ve got bionic fingers 😉 Sorry, but I’m probably not going to read all of (or any of) the other comments here. You know, if there’s any way for you to put the comment box at the top of the page it would be really cool wouldn’t it? I’ve never seen this on any WordPress blog so it’s probably not available… some person less lazy than me should like, ya know, figure out how to get suggestions over to the overlords of WP… OK, another one of my little hatch-marks has been added to the count, only uhhh how many more to go? My brain hurts!
We are just going to go until it isn’t fun anymore. And we did set it up so the comment box is at least at the bottom of the first page instead of all the way at the beginning… that was really hard on some people. Thanks… you are now a small part of history… or something…
Impressive amount of comments here and I hope you break the record (even if you don’t know what the record is)? I guess thats part of the fun. I just had a quick look at some of the comments and it seems to be you and another bloke exchanging some words;] Do you know how many individual people have contributed so far. I know its a boring question, but I am borderline Aspergers and love the numbers thing. I also like trains. No I don’t. Maybe.
Hundreds of people have left at least one or two comments. Half the comments are mine because I respond to all comments. My minions… those who help me greet people and keep this post going, have each done hundreds of comments or more. We have had contests, like who can flirt with themselves the best, we do poems where people do the next line… we have drunken weekend reunions… people rant… we sometimes just go and reply to random old comments. This is a place to meet people. And we might make it into a book someday.
That is bloody genius. So, with that in mind I can come back whenever I want and write anything I want and someone may add to it? Brilliant :]
yes you can… you can also go back and pick random comments and reply to them…
see… picking random comments and re-replying… oh yeah…
that and a lot of fun! There is an amazing bunch of really funny people here! We gotcher numbers!
wheeeeeeeeeee
That’s good to know. I will drop in and and visit every now and then. Thanks 😊
My loyal minions… hard at work…
Where do you keep your whip? Easy tiger, I mean the one you beat the unproductive minions with?
I have done a post about that… but they are mostly self-motivated… in a sort of haphazard way…
I must take a look 👀 cheers
there are a lot of minion posts… most with funny pictures.
HA! No such thing as an “unproductive minion”! Welcome! 😀
we all do what we can do…
I like trains too. My daddy was a switchman.
Is that anything like a switch hitter???
I don’t think so??
HA!
Clever. What did he switch?
I am a pitchman
I’m British. Does that mean ‘you throw a ball’ ? Honest question. Here we have a game called ’rounders’. Children play it. They hit a ball with a bat and then run around a pitch.it makes them feel good 😬
Pitchman is an old slang term for someone who tries to get people to inside an establishment, I think. A pitch is like an idea or a concept… pitching an idea… but it was sort of like carnival barkers or a frontman… I think…
Ok. Thanks for that. I thought you were referring to a game, like baseball. You certainly know how to sell a pitch my friend 👍 great work.
Thanks.
It’s kinda like a salesman. Pitching an idea or a product. Trying to get people excited about it and wanting to try it.
yeah… that’s what I meant
He switched railroad tracks. I don’t know if that is even a job any more. It may be automated by now. Dad used to throw the switch that slid the track over to allow the train to go onto another track in a different direction. They were pretty heavy, course I was pretty little the last time I tried to throw one.
😀 that clears things up then. I live in a place with no trains, so had to ask. I reckon they’d still be pretty heavy now, as I just saw a picture of one. Thanks
there is a place with no trains???
Oh yes. We are a train less society 😁
Oh… right… small island… I forgot… sorry
No worries. I’m impressed you remember it’s a small island. We have horse and cart and some tractors. Oh, and about 140,000 cars. But only 100,000 people.
My family comes from England, so even though most Americans can’t find America on an unlabeled map, I know my world… also, I travel a lot… even though I have not been to Jersey… to see the famous cars that drive themselves…
Lol 😄 actually, Google are sending their new driverless cars to Guernsey, a neighboring island, to test them. Pointless fact of the day.
Also, aren’t both islands named after breeds of cows… or is that the other way around…
I think it’s the other way round. Totally impressed with your world knowledge 👍
We actually have quite a few of your lovely cows in this country.
excellent.
we are keeping them… just so you know…
Curses….
Never let anybody know you have nice cows or they will borrow them and you might never get them back.
I know exactly what you mean, you guys even have the name of my island.
no… ours is new… HA… and hey, I thought of a great idea for you to submit to my art contest. Get a can of spray paint and paint ‘pouringmyartout’ on the side of a cow, then take a photo and send it to me.
Its a good idea. However, I will be branded a Cow abuser and put in the stocks in the town centre, the peasants will then throw rotten and damp turnips at my head.
there is always a price to pay for art… but maybe I will just Photoshop it then…
I may just surprise you one day…wait and see ;]
Well I am going to try to get other people to beat you to it… sorry
Illinois is the home to the tallest cow on record. 6’4″ at the shoulder!
I want to see a cow as tall as me…
really?? No trains?? We had train tracks in our back yard where I grew up, not far from the freight yard. We were also on a corner so often the freight trains would sit and diesel right behind our house waiting to get into the yard so they didn’t block the road.
Sounds great. Really no trains here. The island is only 9 by 5 miles. There was a train once, but they got rid of it about 60 years ago 👍
It would be funny to lay track around the whole island, and then make a train so long that the engine and the caboose were linked together… just one, long, never ending train… oh yeah…
🚄🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋 great idea.
Might be a great tourist attraction.
Like covered walkway around the island
But it could keep moving slowly forward. People step on and off whenever they want, or go around the island to see the sights.
I’m pitching this idea at the next town hall meeting. You are a visionary. This idea would solve our horrendous traffic problems and lower Co2 levels 👍
You will be like the world’s biggest marry-go-round… ooooohhh… you can leave some open flatcars… with carved horsies on them!!!
I want to ride it all ready.
Well, we might have to charge a nominal fee…
£7.99 sounds about right. Should gross about £146 million a year 💴💵💷
I was thinking more like a ha’penny… or a pence… or a shilling or a farthing… if you even have any of those any more.
There all gone. However, you can barter with sheep or chickens.
It is hard to travel internationally with a bunch of sheep and chickens.
But he lives on an island that is like the size of Central Park… (this is a very slight exaggeration for dramatic effect)
I wasn’t aware of the living area. I like Art’s idea though. I want to ride it too! It could double as protection, like when the wagon trains got attacked by indians, they always put em in a circle!
The merry-go-round of doom!
Oh. Yeah, I meant I am not sure if they are still done manually. They might be automated now….
They train special ninjas to do it…
I knew what that was.
yes, but our new friend didn’t! And I like him too. Go figure.
I do go figure…
This is the most amazing thing in, like, ever!! Have you since discovered what the record is?
I just did a post a day or two ago… the Guinness Book Of Records people say we can try for the record of total comments, but not on one post, only on one blog. And wordpress says they don’t keep records. But we have only found a few posts that have more than 20,000 comments, and they went viral and people commented to tell them how stupid they were. So we just keep going. We have drunken reunion parties. We write poems and play games. We had a contest to see who could flirt with themselves the best.
People come on and do rants and speeches. We might turn it into a book someday. My loyal minions come in and randomly reply to old comments now and then, so get ready to meet some cool people here.
Awesome!! I just signed up to get new comments by email – it’s like following a whole ‘nuther interactive blog! I was planning to work on my novel this weekend but now all I want to do is get lost on your site!. Damnit! Where’s the map?
I tried to warn you… right there in my about page… didn’t I???
But… I was supposed to be smart!!
Ugh.
You know what this means, right? You’re going to end up being a character in my novel. It’s the only way I’m going to get anything done.
oh man… I totally write people into my novels… I wrote about 15 bloggers into a world war two murder mystery set in London that is being edited right now… and I can’t even guarantee that if you end up in my sci-fi that you won’t be an alien or a bad guy…
Oh, pick me!! Pick meeee!!!!
Well it might take more than one hour to wiggle your way into a novel… but I think you have made a pretty good start.
😀 Go me!
oh yeah
Sci-Fi? My ears, um eyes, perked up when I read this. You MUST add me to your sci-fi novel, my avatar here is Karen Gillan after all… I can be some depressed, crazy, bipolar, manic borg mutant kind of creature, or just a random girl, ya know, like an extra in a movie? Anything, I’ll take anything… Puuuleeezzzzze? Enough begging, don’t want to appear desperate or anything (but I really AM desperate, no I’m not, yes I am, shut up you crazy bitch!) uhhhh. Have a nice day 🙂
I am editing book three… the one I am in communication with Eric Idle because there is an alien in it that only speaks Monty Pythonese… then book four is already written. After that is published, I am going to start on book five.
Pfft…. no map needed, Linda. Just jump in and start commenting furiously, and watch the magic happen. Head Minion here, I will be supplying you with your cap and ID card, and your one roll of toilet paper. I warn you, any requirement for supplemental tp will come out of your meagre food allowance, for Art is a magnificent yet demanding leader.
Oh… right… did I mention that this is an actual criminal enterprise with a secret lair in a hollow volcano, bent of dominating the world with the clever use of blog posts?
I’m all for world domination! As long as there’s coffee. My philosophy in life is, no coffee, no workee.
I don’t scare off very easily, by the way. At least not in the face of mere words. I laugh at words. Just stay away from me with those bees!
I thought you brought the bees.
They chased me here.
you are safe now
Phew! It was a close one. Thank you, Arthur.
It is what I do, I can’t take credit for it.
Oh… one other suggestion… not an order… another way to figure out if this is actually the place for you is to just scroll down… don’t stop unless a picture or a title really captures your interest… just keep zipping down as fast as you can… as far as you can… this is why I have the endless scroll setting… just let the overall essence of my crack- squirrely world wash over you… feel the madness… let your mind relax and you should either slowly come to realize that this is a place where you want to spend many hours of your life… or your sphincter will slam shut as waves of sheer terror wash through you and turn your bowels to Jello…
Well that sounds like fun! Kinda like jumping off a cliff without finding out first if you’re attached to a bungee cord. If you don’t hear from me again, I’ll be the splat at the bottom.
Wheeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is why I said to bring a rope…
You can have my coffee Linda. I don’t like the stuff at all!
Once again… free beverages in the lobby…
Yay! Thanks, Julie!
It is grown right on the slopes of the hollow volcano that our secret lair is in… just be glad you aren’t one of the minions who picks coffee…
As long as I can smell the coffee, the secret won’t be much of a secret anymore.
well… that defeats the whole purpose…
Stop being so fragrant!!
I am flagrantly fragrant!
Try saying that ten times fast! My tongue gets tired after 3!
My sci-fi novels have the best tongue twister of all times in them… the name of an alien species…
Which is?
Wasp Whips…
Nice!
The hero… which is me… had a chance to name a new alien race… and they were tall and thin and yellow and black striped… and had arms like whips… and he thought it would be funny to make them a tongue twister.
So let me guess – from that point on they were referred to as “Those Guys” because everyone is too lazy to try to pronounce their name? Am I even close?
not really… and even if you were nothing is what it seems in my stories… they start off as fearsome space pirates, hijacking a Disney space liner… but then it turns out that there is more and less to it than that… and Arthur saves the day with his alien and human poker buddies and they become heroes to the universe but then things get complicated… and funny… and they head back to Earth from the alien space station where some of them work at a Texas bar in space, and then Arthur has to save San Francisco from being destroyed… and then it gets weird…
But of course Linda! I like you already!
And yet another friendship is born thanks to me and those crazy crack squirrels.
Why thank you! If there’s anything you ever need I’ll be happy to return the coffee flavour … I mean favour! 😀
you cafiend! Ha… see what I did there?
You’re so clever!
I can fake it with the best of them.
The best of the fakers or the best of the best at what they’re actually supposed to be doing?
either way
That’s part of your tactic, isn’t it… *narrows eyes at you*
Confusing everyone so they’ll stop asking you questions…. Hmmm….
It is just that there are no simple answers here… everything is both deceptively simple and extremely complex.
And don’t scare this one away, Trent… she might be a keeper… or a bee keeper… or something
I LOVE bee keepers!
of course you do
They are delicious.
…ooo000ooo…
I see you’ve tried one before?
perhaps
they sting a little
not the good ones
Can I bring my own food or is this one of those uptight places that if you get caught smuggling in your own they confiscate it?
P.S. I hope the cap isn’t yellow. I look awful in yellow.
You can bring your own food… the minion chow is not… uh… top of the line… and the caps change color… because they are mushroom caps… HA!
Just what I always wanted! A rotting fungus on my head! How did you know?!?
Well that is the magic of this place… I always end up doing what you want me to… eventually… sort of… I even have a series called: making your dreams come true, where I get pictures from people and use Photoshop to turn them into whatever they want to be… you should type that in the search bar thing.
Hey, is that how you got all the Johnny Depp/you photos? Cool beans!
Photoshop is better than reality… and this is why I tried the word cloud and the other methods of making it easy to let people poke around here… because it isn’t easy to explain what I do here… and hardly anybody reads the blog from the beginning which is how it was meant to be experienced.
I’ll prepare the green dye… feel free to smuggle in as much food as you like… seriously, please do, we’re hungry in here! Art feeds us like once a month.
you are supposed to be foraging
You ate all the rabbits!
Always with the excuses.
You ate the fur too – what’s with that?
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comment
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I gave you that one.
I needed it
No you didn’t, you big lovable hunk. C’m here and give me a hug.
ok
I need a hug dammit!
I said ok
Dang it, make it happen!
I have my arms open…
Oh I get it. I bring food and then I get ambushed!
No way, man. I’m starving with the rest of you! THAT’ll teach ya! hehehehehe
You will survive well here, Grasshopper…
I actually watched that show before it was re-runs. Scary….
Me too…
You are possibly the perfect minion material. I like yo style.
And good help is so hard to find these days…
I know! The minion recruiting process is going poorly these days, sir. Maybe, I dunno, we could spring for a little gruel??? Maybe???
times of hardship require further sacrifices… not less… so break out the alter with the blood trough… and that obsidian blade…
I know just the man for the job… and we just fitted him with some lazer beam eyes. Pretty sexy.
ooohhh… that would be less messy… it cauterizes the wounds like a freekin’ light saber
I saw Luke bleed in Empire! I saw it!
Maybe it was only set on maim
Oooooooooo……. good one.
I can never tell
Oooooooooo…… good one.
thanks
Thank you, but noooooo!!!!! I don’t look good in yellow, I tell you!!
that is so almost racist… HA!
“Lazer beam eyes pretty sexy”?? What about pretty “X”-y!!
good one
missing rabbit fur?? Remember the thongs? That is what mine is made of!
am I losing control again?
Depends. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Get it?? hoo boy! I is so fun neeeeeee!
oh boy…
This whole conversation is wiping me out.
dude… only like 400 comments to 35,000…
Holy crow! Looks like I missed out, it was Thanksgiving up here this weekend. Biiiiiig turkey…
you guys have a thanksgiving? with turkey?
Sigh. Yes. We do Thanksgiving in October. We generally get together and celebrate how polite we are. This involves lots of drinking and many cans of air freshener (on account of the cabbage rolls).
So you celebrate when your ancestors came over on the Mayfair, the Nino, the Pintsized and the Saint Morris, and politely asked the local inhabitants if they could back up two thousand kilometers?
Nah, we strapped on some skates and beat the hell out of them with our zambonis.
whatever it takes I guess.
Pffftt… colonialism can be fun too, you know.
not for polite people it can’t
Oh looks who’s talkin, ‘merican!
I am an Ameri-can, not an Ameri-can’t…
I refuse to answer this with a witty remark!
I don’t blame you
Oh, now you don’t blame me, eh…
I like to mix it up
In October?? Wahaaaa??? What is this Thanksgiving celebration for in Canada?? So much to learn about our polite neighbors to the north!
they totally stole it from us… it makes no sense… and stuffed beaver sounds horrible
wait… that sounded wrong… and hey, did you see I scrolled back and replied to your lost comments… I did… didn’t I?
Yo dude, that’s right, we do it October-style up here. In the place I live, we have the largest Octoberfest outside of Munich… also during Thanksgiving. So it’s a phenomenol party.
You can’t just steal our holidays just because we steal your comedians.
We’re taking the Fourth of July too. We’re going to send some beavers down to snatch it. Thought I should give you a heads up. Or a tails up. Whatever.
I am afraid I really must object to you using the words ‘beaver’ and ‘snatch’ in such close proximity… someone might get the wrong idea and change my family-friendly rating again.
Um, I’m pretty sure it’s too late for that. On that note, think I’ll write a note in this here hairy chequebook as I chew on a fur burger and wait for the crack of dawn. O woe is me, constrained to this spunk-dungeon, peering through a wookey hole at the chuff tied to the nearby meat purse. If only I had my miffkin, I’d stuff it in a ripped-out fireplace and engage in a wondrous vertical monkey smile capped with a wellie top and a hint of gandalf’s watch.
You are heading for a timeout, Mister…
Oh come on, that was funny! And yes, I did say so.
It was clever, but at my expense, when I am the wronged party! The wronged party, I say! I hold the moral high ground here~!
Yes, and we wish you’d stop doing that and calling that icky bit of skin “moral high ground”. I mean, give it a real name would you.
but it makes me feel so… clean
Interestingly enough, I suddenly feel very dirty.
good
Excuse me. Fourth of July is the BEST HOLIDAY! YOU MAY NOT TAKE THAT ONE!! If you put your Canadian be nice politey pants on I will SHARE it with you.
that is the best offer you will get.
WHAT??? SINCE WHEN DID YOU START HANDING OUT ENTIRE ROLLS OF TP?? I only got about 3 squares if I remember correctly…
He got a little carried away with himself. And I guess he has been hoarding TP…
Yes, but they were like 5-ply… our munificent leader demands only the best!
wait… you guys have been using the 5-ply TP from MY PERSONAL STOREROOM???
Ummmmm…. when you gotta go, you gotta go… Could it be… could this be… the beginning of the TP Revolution? Sir, the minions are revolting!
You cannot start a revolution… you haven’t been here often enough lately to have that sort of hutzpah… besides, now that everyone knows how sort your shirts are the crisis has been averted.
Ouch!
sorry… talk of revolt makes my heartburn act up… not to mention my heartbreak… sniff…
Ouch!
mess not with the master… for I am not particularly subtle and rather quick to anger…
Um, I stand schmacked.
bounce back is a bitch… oh man… I kill me
Okay….
oh yeah
Schmaaaaaaack! Oh man, I really brought that one.
I can tell you have a mental image of hitting me over the head with some awesome huge club of vengeance…
It’s actually a zucchini.
that explains a few things
I said “zucchini”!
a two-piece bathing suit for a vegetable..
And we had to get to 35,000 without you…
Sigh. Sorry. Thanksgiving called. Huuuuuge family affair for us.
not guilt tripping you… I will leave that to Julie…
Oh no!
yup
Oh no! Apparently just Trent! I have been using Trent’s tee shirts…
Oh yeah… that rocks…
Meh… you’re welcome to them, Julie. I figure I owe you, forgetting you and all! I suck.
Well, yeah… you don’t want to wear them now…
That and I only got like 3 squares. so that’s like 15 singles. I ran out a LONG time ago.
I feel your pain…
Oh boy… I hesitate to ask how you’ve managed in the interim…
Hint… don’t put on any of your shirts without sniffing them first…
I probably wouldn’t notice… the living conditions in the minions’ quarters are deplorable, sir! The minions are revolting!
Well since you are obviously incapable of carrying out your main duty as head minion… which is, and I quote from the handbook here: ‘Not leading the other minions in a revolt every time you are feeling the least bit put out’… then perhaps it is time to release a certain someone with a pre-sharpened dagger and a tendency towards placing it none too gently in the backs of those above him on the minion hierarchy chart.
Oh no! I thought I saw X lurking about in the bushes. He has this certain glint in his eyes, not to mention a notably flacid erection… oh god, I can’t believe I just went there. X… say it ain’t so! Tell us you ain’t flacid, man!
you really are the definition of unrepentant, aren’t you?
I don’t know the meaning of the word.
you don’t know the meaning of lots of words
This is true. But I’m a mean rappa in da hood yo.
yeah… life expectancy in the USA… about 3 years…
I’m gonna rap it down south central, holmes.
good…
and I mean the ones born here… for one from Canada, about 3 minutes…
I’ll wear my hockey mask, no worries.
Are they bullet proof?
All Canadians are bullet proof.
Did you tell the Nazis that?
Ummmmm…. que?
I don’t think they got the memo… unless your memorials to the WW2 fallen are just for show…
We kicked plentiful amounts of Nazi ass.
but not without cost… which is my point… about you not all being bullet proof…
I will say, however, that one of Art’s whiskers is like 100-ply. It’s not the gentlest toilet paper, but it will cut through anything.
Okay… you are no longer head minion in charge of cleaning my razor…
One man’s trash is another’s treasured hairy razor blade.
I have heard that said…
In your dreams… also, schmack!
uh… right
Perhaps you didn’t hear me quite right… I said, schmack!
yes, and I felt something small and bedraggled swing listlessly against my lower thigh… I chose to ignore it.
Um… does this happen often to you?
not so much
Let the Feast of a Thousand Hams begin!
Please tell me you mean pigs…
No, hams. Futurama, baby. Nibbler’s people.
oh
LET THE FEAST OF A THOUSAND HAMS BEGIN!!!!
simmer down
But there be hams yonder! A thousand or more!
still
Not if I can help it.
but can you?
Dunno. What were we talking about?
I’m going to go pass out now. I love passing out.
ok
Incidentally, I just sanitized my blog… crike that was weird.
No idea what that means
I applied liberal doses of disinfectant to take out the saucy bits.
seriously???
Sigh. Yup. I got told!
I bet
I think I just went corporate. You know, there’s very little I do as well as selling out.
how about putting out… HA
Same difference, y’all.
not really
HA!!!! Trent’s tee shirts are now pee shirts!!
HA!!!
I am not that revolting. maybe a little funny looking but by no means am I revolting.
you tell him
Okay, I am randomly picking comments to re-reply to… to get the last comments to get us up to 35,000… oh yeah…
You don’t expect me to respond though, right? Because I’m not responding to this.
No… good job… you certainly showed me who the boss is…
Damned right! And don’t you forget it.
I never would.
anyway, you should be too busy scrolling down into the bottomless pit… the endless void… the hell’s elevator that is my imagination… right?
I actually got to where it said <— older comments. I was disappointed. I hadn't expected to have to make a left turn.
oh… you are doing it wrong… it shouldn’t do that… it doesn’t do it here… are you on the main page???
I can’t be everywhere at once… strangely enough. I need to fix that.
No, I’m here. *does a little dance so you can see me better*
I guess it could have different settings on different computers… I am a computer moron after all.
You keep saying that and yet look at this place – this seemingly endless maze of fun, where people without maps get randomly lost because the forgot to bring a rope. This is an amazing feat of digital architecture. I think you’re selling yourself a bit short there, Arthur.
I am 6 feet 4 inches tall and I still do that.
Size doesn’t matter.
no… maybe not… but you can be big and good… you can also be small and bad…
Which is usually the case, isn’t it?
I can only assume so.
Good luck in your comment collection 🙂
Thank you…
Well you made me smile so you deserve a comment, excellent 🙂
Yay… I like to make people smile…
Nothing wrong with self promotion. We do it every day when we smile. 🙂
That is a lovely way of putting it…
Commenting on this post never gets old.
That is the idea.
It’s a great idea.
My first one ever
I realize that I haven’t made enough of a contribution to the comment count of this post. I’d like to take this time to apologize, and pledge my support for further commenting.
Are you asking to become an official minion???
Should I answer your question with a question?
Are we playing Jeopardy???
What do you think?
Ask me in the form of a question… oh… wait…
Shall I grab the spanking post? Wait, that sounds wrong…
We don’t jump people in… we aren’t a street gang… hey… look how close to 35,000 we are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT?? Why is it I seem to find out about these “rules” after I am the minion in charges of…. a bunch of stuff?? Spanking Post!
And yet again, Trent lives in his own little delusional fantasy world…
Well it’s about time… comment on!
Don’t be snippy
I think I will comment to this comment. And that comment shall be a comment of the first part, party to the comment of the second and third parts.
The comment hereafter referred to as the defendant…
Defendant hereby alleges that it had the right of way while driving on the sidewalk, and that the pedestrians should have gotten out of the way.
I did not stab the victim in the back… he had a splinter in his chest and I was trying to push it out…
You’re a saint for trying to help that person while they were screaming in pain!
I work well under pressure.
They probably didn’t even know the splinter was there!
I can’t let that distract me from my medical duties…
You just blew my mind.
clean up on aisle three
And five. And seven.
HA!
I like to spew repeatedly whenever possible.
really
Oh booooo…….
ha
have you been drinking again??
did he ever stop???
As a matter of fact…. right now. J. Lohr. Paso Robles. Yuuuuummmmyy…
how… upper middle class
I am really really really far from upper middle class, yo.
Don’t get bent out of shape, there pilgrim!
I’m a mean rappin homie, gonna smack some pork and call it square holmes.
that almost sounds like it means something
Um… yes?
yup
Marco.
Polo???
Marco!
Ocram
Olop.
Loop
Ollie Ollie Oxen Free!
well played…
The Oxen are loose!
Quick, close the barn doors!
Yes, the oxen are loose… but the musk ox are down right slutty! Oh man… I kill me…
Sounds like I need to get the musk ox’s numbers!
It’s written on the bathroom wall
It’s too bad I can’t read!
yeah it is
But I can type REALLY HARD ON THE KEYBOARD LIKE THIS
wow
It’s useful to do when you want really big letters.
I like big letters and I cannot lie…
In the spirit of the Eric Idle posts, I hereby say, “Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam!”
me too
I concur.
concurrently
At the same time.
how redundant…
Contestant #3 has run himself over!
HA
I would like to return this parrot.
It’s still alive. You just stunned it is all. Norwegian Blues stun easily. Beautiful plumage.
It is funnier when an alien uses it to communicate with me… I mean the me in the novels… the me from the other universe…
Did the aliens sing the lumberjack song?
Oh, and if you still need someone to edit that stuff, I can give’er a go. I didn’t comment on the other post because someone said they’d do it.
ooohhh…. email me so I have your email. at: brownemonkey@gmail.com… I have two people who said they would do it so far. I am going to give everyone who wants to try it the first few chapters, and then see how close we all come to finding the same problems. After that, we can either each take a section, or all keep doing it together. Some people will get bored and quit… some will have trouble with the fact that I have an alien as the author so I don’t really want content changes, just spelling and punctuation.
I can’t really offer anything except a thank you on the dedication page and maybe a free signed copy… but I can do stuff for you on my blog… and maybe write a character based on you into the fifth book… the fourth is already written.
I have sent you an email, sir! And I won’t ask anything in return. Except maybe do you self-publish, do you have an agent, or do you deal with a publisher directly?
I self publish… and because I am a computer moron, my older daughter actually sets them up and sends them in. I do want to get an agent.
I have sent you the first chapter… I hope…
I have received the first chapter. That, or someone with your email sent me their first chapter instead.
those sneaky bastards!
He’s only sleeping. They are very heavy sleepers…
it never gets old
that is right in the book…
I am disappoint that there aren’t 40,000 comments yet.
or 10,000,000
I suck at math. Is that more or less than the number I could count to on my ten fingers?
nobody is worse at math than me
Arthur. This siriusbizinus person is a freaking HOOT!! A perfect fit!
I only let the highest class of weirdo in here… you know that…
Wait. How many fingers do you have??
8.4. Might be less if I have to break out the circular saw again this weekend.
I saw a circular saw saw a circle…
careful now…
Yeah, that’s because I can’t make all the comments. sometimes I have to make monies too. I have even made comments that no one replied to. yeap. I said it. NO ONE replied to some of my comments..
What does NO ONE say when NO ONE replies to your comments?
HA!!!!!
Curse that NO ONE. Such a skilled reply. Well played, NO ONE. Well played, indeed.
Yesterday upon the stair
I saw a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
Oh how I wish he’d go away…
Mary had a little skirt with slits right up the sides,
And everywhere that Mary went the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had a shorter skirt, with a slit right up the front,
But Mary didn’t wear that one too often.
careful now…
Sorry, poetry isn’t my thing. I had to reply with the first poem that I found on the Internet.
that is a classic
I may miss one or two in the heat of battle… but no more than that
there’s a string of em, from when I was busting the record by myself. Whatever number that was.
I don’t believe you… unless I was out of town…
nope. They are right there. Julie Julie Julie Julie.
sigh
Actually it was Julie times 15 Arthur. 15 comments. In a row. Remember when I was writing with invisible ink? 15 of em.
did they get spammed? Because I even reply to those… the only ones I miss would be if I was away from the computer for so long that by the time I got back the comments were buried far down in the stack.
I don’t know. I talked about them getting spammed but they all showed up at the same time. I talked about shark teeth, wisdom teeth, spam buckets, deep brain stimulation surgery (that one got some replies)
well… dang it
you know what? It doesn’t really matter if we get acknowledgement for the record or not. I think the true measure is the fun that’s been had, and the new friendships made. Release the butterflies!
yay… and someday, wordpress will acknowledge that we did something spectacular… hopefully before we have 10,000,000 comments on that post
Julie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! only 400 comments to 35,000……….. we need you……………
sorry, I was at my other job. The one that they don’t appreciate me much at… Or my mad skills…
we would pay you if we could
You could you know. I think you could. But I would probably still have to work….
so I should just lose money doing this?
no, not at all. You first said ‘we’. and I believe y’all could. I do not think that you would, nor do I think I could accept payment. It wouldn’t feel right to me.
phew
You tickle me.
Cease and desist or I shall release the hounds.
– sonmicloud.
I love dogs…
Good news as they’d be of little use for any kind of savaging being white of muzzle, gummy of mouth and bleary-eyed. But loved yes, just as you say.
– sonmicloud
We do try to keep the level of animal maulings down to a minimum here, so good…
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With a bit of luck you could also go for the ‘most reblogged’ WordPress post too: )
It is all part of my brilliant plan to conquer this world through pure humor and shameless self-promotion! mmmwwwhahhhhaaaahhhh…
Better start writing the book – we might all want to learn how to do it 😀
I need to finish publishing my action/adventure/humor sci-fi series first…
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I just read your “Good News/Bad News” blog, and all I can say is that I admire your tenacity.
And I admire yours… it can’t be easy, killing everyone who ever lived…
Um, Art? I believe the Grim Reaper only gets involved when the soul is level. Most can die and continue on to their eternity without assistance.
when the soul is level???
ok, maybe balanced would have been a better word. Death (or The Grim Reaper) only visits those who’s soul is balanced. Everybody is both good and bad. Some are way more good than bad, some are way more bad than good. Some are about equal. That is when Death has to come and evaluate the soul. To see the holes in it and where it will go.
There is more than one story about the origins of the grim reaper, I guess.
On A Pale Horse. Piers Anthony. Really great read!
Indeed.
Have you read it?
not for a long time
That’s where that definition of the Grim Reaper came from. Did you continue on with the series? It has been a long time since I read them. I was reading the 9th (?) one exactly 22 years ago though. I know because I was pregnant with my son, and he was born on 10/16/1992. before I got to finish the book, and with a new baby and a 20 month old there wasn’t a whole lot of free reading time. I believe the 20 month old misplaced the book when she took it from me so she could “read” it too….
I think I read them all, but that is a lot of books ago.
Scooby-dooby-doo
Newby you be new
You’re mighty quitey right
quiet riot tights?
Bright night tights
I might fight the spite
trite spite fight, right?
a night bite of nitrite…
Quite right on Fright Night
terabyte flybynight
Mite might light night bright
excite the termite of delight for a fright!
and yes… that was awesome
Did you read it in the voice of Scooby?
of course!
see… we all did
you know I did
Scoobbbydoobbeee doooooooooooooooooo
That sounds more like Frank Sinatra to me…
He’d say it twice
and sing it three times
Whilst playing golf and shouting FORE!
undoubtedly
Indubitably
indomitably
No way Shaggy! That was all roooby rooo!
that remains to be seen
ruh row!
do we get the snacks now?
that’s ruff
ruffles have ridges
dude… only 400 more comments to 35,000…
Less now
that is how it works after all
I wonder how long it will take to get to 34,567
ha
only 265 to go. shouldn’t take too long. 265 is a mere drop in the bucket!
what about 123,456,789?
Or a droop in the nugget
a drugg in the booket
crappy comments causing cognitive congestion..come come!!
cephalopods containing caustic centers could conceivably coexist
cannot convincingly create comparisons completely complicated concepts conceptualized chaotically
can control central core customization, casual causal catastrophes combining certain crustaceans concretions…
right – onto D shall we…. Damn dialogues!
digital domains dominated directly do dastardly damage!
dash dem dratful dings
don’t determine demographics denied dishonorably
dismally demolished diggity dance
discarded dogma ditched drastically
doody doody doody doo
deluded delinquents dismayfully drag dreary days dangling dreams dismaly down dingy drains
fanatical farcical fellows fooling fiendishly false folded feldspar firecrackers find fine fixations
fabulous
feckless
not tonight dear – I have a headache.
story of my life
dark doth draw deep, deluding dis days ditty, daring darling dimwits demand dearly desired decompression due to lack of sleep 😀 Cheers Art – nite time now
ok bye
k
…ooo000ooo…
eggses
Okay, Gollum…
Only 400 more comments till 35,000… I am calling out the troops!
THE EVIL WORDPRESS!! The evil wordpress has decided that 40,000 is too many comments on a single post and has been spaming every comment since 39,990. Do you think the people at the Guinness book can trump wordpress?? Of course they can! WOO HOO!!! 40,000 has been crossed!
I meant comment # 33,980. Why do numbers need to be so difficult???
I know what you mean
or, you know, maybe 34,000 has been crossed. there is a way to go for 40,000. Sorry. I got ahead of myself. I place all the blame on the numbers. And the invisible ink. That’s my story and I am stickin to it.
sigh
are you serious?
OH! I got it! I know what is going on!
really??? HA!
Isn’t it funny how I appear to be here alone, but maybe everyone else is writing in invisible ink too??
I see at least 12 of me in here…
Is the spam file like a bucket that can get filled up? What happens if I make it over flow?
deep brain stimulation surgery. Doesn’t that sound like something you would like. Well, except for the surgery part. Every time I hear that commercial on the radio I think I would enjoy some deep brain stimulation…
deep brain stimulation much needed on a global scale. I like deep brain stimulation! 😀
I try to provide this service… but not everybody here has a brain that goes that deep… HA!
BRAIN stimulation for the masses!
Oh yeah… if anybody needs it, it is those masses…
them massive masses… oh – oooooh mmmmmmmmm….maybe
careful now
mwahaha… mweh. meaning maybe make me masticate my mediocre manners?
mostly
make me
Don’t tell Trent, but his bunk is now really REALLY dusty. Plus I put Vaseline on his knob. No! the DOOR KNOB, to his room in the lair. Sheesh! All that dust will stick to his hands, and you know Vaseline doesn’t just wash off…..
oh… are these the ones I missed?
YOU FOUND EM!!! See? I wasn’t making it up!
That was a rare set of circumstances…
Hey Arthur! You should help Elyse get Duncan on the calendar. (Like he needs help being cute)
You should do one of those magic link thingies…. on a new post. And here.
and this one? magic link thingies???
NEW GAME! Hide comments! Magic link thingies that takes you to her post or to the voting place…
is that possible?
the new game or the magic link thingie??
both… either…
If the count is correct, I only have 7 comments to go. I mean after this one, to get to the 34,000 mark.
if the count is correct
Oh, it was correct all right…
ha
since I am writing my comments in invisible ink, I will also submit my art. (it’s in invisible ink too) See?? What a masterpiece!
nice try… but I don’t see any art yet
You didn’t see any of these comments for a week either!
oh… right
Like sharks. You know how their teeth grow in rows? I wonder if the 2nd row eventually pushes the 1st row out of the way, or if they just hang around as back up, waiting for the shark to lose one so it can be replaced. That would kinda stink to the in the first row, seeing your replacement just waiting for you to leave… I know, that happened to me at a job once.
I seem to remember reading these… I think wordpress put my replies somewhere weird
personally, I think we have them from long ago, before oral hygiene, and people’s teeth rotted out. We grew 4 more molars so we could still eat..
I do love a good rant about the history of teeth…
Or is it because “wisdom teeth” kinda smart? IT really smarts when they get pulled out!
are molars really moles? Are bicuspids really bi… not that there is anything wrong with that…
I should be doing this backward, since it is all going to spam and not going to make much sense the way it will post.
are we making sense now?
are you serious??
not usually
They shouldn’t be, because they are dumb.
ain’t that the tooth
HAHA!
oh yeah
Hey do you know why they are called “wisdom teeth”??
I do now
ART!!! did you break wordpress again??
they do hate me
well, well, well… isn’t that weird… my comments are counting but no one can see them. or maybe just I can’t see them… omg. am I going blind??
I think I missed them because they started showing up like three whole pages back for some reason.
Is that what happened?? What a relief that I am not blind!
You were blind, but now you see, amazing Julie!
I’ve been healed!!
I am that good
probably because I am slow. Hard to catch up.
you got a ticket to slow ride…
speaking of the head minion, I was just thinking this morning how cool it would be to meet him. He travels a lot for work, you know if he was ever in the area. Oh yeah, I would have to repeatedly introduce myself as he seems to forget me….
oh yeah… never let the guilt die…
and then what happens? I get sent to spam?? What?? I wonder if the head minion has anything to do with this….
you know he has something to do with it
33,981. Do I have to do all the work around here? that is 19 more comments to 34,000. Another parade, my picture in the paper, marching band, confetti and fireworks at dusk!
you know dang well that of all the people here I could ignore, you are last on the list, right?
I was feeling a little ignored. Not gonna lie. I thought I had some pretty witty stuff here, but if it did magically place them 2 or 3 pages in, I can understand. I don’t often take the time to go too far back, even though it is quite amusing…
and thanks. I feel better now. 🙂
Me too… to two tutu
Oh how I love fireworks!! 😀
shazam
and Nert thinks that some big ole fat beaver could steal 4th of July~!
I know, right? Canadadaians are so cute.
Ten-thousand more…..
sigh
My thoughts cackly
crakly?
spell check,
do you think we could reach a million by end of next year!
not at this rate
sad! Do you know what rate we would need to go?
not really
one by one just like those bricks.
exactly
exactly one at a time
good
No that’s bad…
it is???
Some many comments, i lost track of what i was talking about…
that happens here
Where there?
where I am, I guess
No guessing
that is all I do
Do you work or just play all day…
a little of both
no adding hour to the day… now!
ok
that was to easy
sure it was
no it wasn’t
maybe
no it wasn;t what?
yeah what?
isn’t that’s what….
it ought to be
yeah ought to be
sho nuff
what is that
same as ‘that’s right’
right
we seem to be doing the same routine over
i was wondering why you’re up so early, don’t you sleep?
It isn’t that early here.
you know something i don’t?
I know lots of stuff you don’t…
i would guess, you know everything i don’t
I wouldn’t go that far
how far will you go?
the word “far” just doesn’t seem right, i mean three letters, it even looks wrong to me…
I didn’t invent it.
Yeah, but can’t you do something?
I do stuff
What stuffing
the good kind
great pass it over
no
Only one today, lost interest, sad….
it happens sooner or later
three by three….
kinky
i know you mean stinky…
maybe
maybe not
true dat
dat true..
drue tat
rade tut
ha
That smile just kills meeeeeeeee.
which one?
the right one…
ok
Ko, to you….
coo coo for ko ko puffs
Do they still make those coo, coo for ko ko puffs
they do here
you mean you’re hogging all the coo, coo puffs…
I do mean that
Well you mite need some of my milk, you know how every body needs milk…
wait… some of your milk? You aren’t getting weird on me, are you?
No the kind from a cow or is that woc?
I cooked a cow in a wok once
The whole thing…
It was a big wok… and a small cow
innie tinnie tiny cow
uh…
you know, one of those very small cow! The kind that fit in the palm of your hand.
I got three of those.
three what happened to the forth
I had to pawn it
still got the ticket
yup
what ticket
the ticket to ride… she has it
two by two…
this ain’t the ark
yeah, you’re building the ark of comments….
explains why it smells like a zoo in here
Just like a bed of roses….
with the thorns left on
cool…
not really
Is is sunny at your house..
cloudy and hot today
cloudy and cool today
I bet
gentleman’s or for a dollar?
just an expression
chickens don’t lie…
they lie about why they cross the road
Was that lied, about using the cross-walk…
they do not follow the rules
Damn, those chickens, perhaps the barbecue may help just a little…
It won’t help them much
look go on our plate
???
Me thinks comment count down today…
about average
we’re not average, you thinks…
I do thinks
are there yet?
I am
wait for me
I always do… HA!
your legs are longer
yeah they are
so, walk a little slower
I will
gee thanks
gee whiz
cheese whiz
I love that stuff
you would, i hate the sh_t
fine
How much……..?
ha
Well, how much?
good question
how about you owe me a dollar
it wasn’t that good
fifty cents, or maybe a loonie….
one or the other
how about a loonie….
don’t get personal…
cool a personal loonie
perhaps
pre half
ha again
again ha
yup
did you hiccup
sort of
bless you
thank you, your holiness
farrrrrr, from holiness
ha
how about a new “ha”?
how about a who ha
ha who
Now we can get some real work done, day by day, one by one….
one brick on top of the other
You seen that too, brick by brick they build those buildings…
It is the best way to do it
you think?
every day… whether I need to or not
thirty percent all library employees donate to children charity, what do you think?
I think they don’t get paid enough
yeah but they keep disconnecting me…
are you looking at porn in the public library?
You know you can’t get porn in the library….
Unless you use your own connection…
HA!
I do not know that
yeah???????????????????????????????????????????????????????
never tried to look at porn in a library
neither do i….
good for you
neither do i what?
good question
Did you ask a question?
no… you did
do you remember what?
no
Well then, let’s start again…
sigh
how about where we left right off…
did we ever leave off?
off did we ever leave
…ooo000ooo…
double o seven
well played
hidden ace
hidden face
in non space
right
left, right
word
worm
hey now
is that for horse’s
I like horses
i like them too, however they scare the daylights out of me.
they can be dangerous if you aren’t careful.
careful is not my middle name
too bad
How you guess, chris toobad jensen
Has a ring to it
Only in my ears
or my bathtub
Say what!
I have no idea.
It seems we’re both lost
exactly
right then
rings around my tub…
no shower,
Wet t-shirt
uh… ok
i said that
Did you see that?
I think so
you sure….
we went over that already
So how close to ten-thousand….
not very
Well lets get to work…..
I am always working
you’re hardly working…. shhhhhhh…..
sigh
ya right then…
HA!
awwww….
wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaa……
%*#@$@**&
simmer down
i can see a million……..
I can see Russia from my house… wait…
Ooops….
spoooO
Halloween________________Boo!
HA!
aAH!
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
You winked…
why do you keep saying that
because you keep winking…
based on what?
you think you’re wearing glass
I do think that
better take another look…
I always do
spend the other half of the day in front of the mirror?
yeah… that
awwe
awe
ewa
wea
wea!
not on the floor!
i put paper down
ha
i got scissors
don’t run near the pool
They don’t fill the pools here in canada
Then why do they have them?
Beat’s me, they filled them when i was a kid, Ooops a littler kid….
ah
Here something funny, i leaned to swim with the sun swimming lesson, that’s where they use little kids early in the morning to lumberman’s arch pool in Stanley Park Pool, to drop use in freezing cold water, then say swim kid or you’ll drown….
how uncivilized.
Yeah, but now i can swim……..
me thinks
but you swim in a psychologically damaged fashion
You now kidding
I know kidding
say does it rain
it does rain
sometimes or rarely never
not as often as we need it to
so that’s never, but some times
uh… maybe
maybe never or maybe sometimes
both
i’m in
At this rate it will take us ten years for a million….
exactly
exactly ten years
that long?
give or take ten!
take ten… they’re small
i’ll take a bakers dozen….
I would rather have a dozen bakers…
Hell, i’ll throw in a couple of cookies…
no tossing cookies
just a few….
ok
ko, HA!
whee
eehw, haannn?
wait… what language are we speaking now?
i had thought english… or american?
me too… at first
some where under the rainbow we changed
The rain shrunk us
now we’re little people
I am the tallest little person I know
You mean the tallest short person you know…
same thing, right?
left
dude
say what?
I forget
let start again
we did
today i mean
is it today already?
Here it is i don’t know about where you are!
I don’t know about where I are either
we’re both lost….
The Lost Boys
we are lots of lost
i do think you are but i am….
uh…
yup
that’s what I say
nop
pon
hu
pupon
uodnd
well played
who’s play in just following
you might not live that long, i’m living forever…….
good luck with that
who need luck i cheat…
well don’t
Yeah right you’re making the rules…
yeah I am
rule number one?
I make the rules… that is rule number one…
Dare i ask, what rule number two is?
no… you dare not
Maybe google is making me think that your winking…
that must be it
Damn that googling…
gog that doomaling
thagoging at dolom
oh… Tagalog
i wrote that?
I didn’t know you spoke Pilipino
come now thats a bad word
not in the least
least what?
least lest I lost
HA! one for me none for you…
sure… why not
Ha
that’s what I always say
yeah i know it’s easy
it is???
me thinks we comment so often, i lose track of what!
me thinks that too
how people you going on the comments
uh… fine I guess
They say it’s thanksgiving, beats me….
who says that?
Everybody today happy thanks giving….
today is Thanksgiving???
no i thought yesterday was thank giving, in a stone stuper i call my sister…
I guess you guys have a different one than us
what’s up with that?
Obviously you stole our idea.
who’s and what
ours and Thanksgiving
yeah it’s coming up soon down in the land of the free…
I think so
you think so or know so
Say, who adds the comments up?
wordpress does automatically
Cool, no counting, can you trust them?
more or less
lets hope not less, don’t want to loss one comment….
no we do not
yup
Have we found the right place?
you found the spot
you know use children, we always take the long way home….
Let’s not make this creepy…
KO
yup
puy…
if you insist on being contrary
i’m only asking?
are you
yup
good
101 comment
comment 101… my favorite college class
you went to college, hell i’m luck to have gotten out of kinder-garden….
dude… I didn’t graduate from high school
Well you must of cheated…
I did
i never get to have any fun….
nope
Just a winy tiny little fun?
better than a teenie weenie fun
You sure, you didn’t go to school?
I went… for a while
What you call a while a day or two…
not all the ay to the end
Start again…
I did that too… didn’t finish that time either
me too
yup
yup what?
good question
and the answer?
that is also good
good that you don’t answer
let’s go with that
What no answer?
that is an answer
answer to what?
who knows
don’t you know everything
I pretend I do
pretending doesn’t count
yes it does
right you make the rules
I do
rule one, you make the rules
I do
remind me, what rule two was!
rule two is: obey rule one
what about rule 3?
obey rule two!
there is no rule three
Would that be a —–yup!
nup!
yip
Art turned out to be a big hit?
It usually does.
Now, now, now do rub it in!
uh… ok?
Damn that stings….
and sings
quite winking…
I have to blink occasionally
who said…
exactly
perfectly
precisely
Our we having fun yet?
we our
i don’t know about you but i amm’s
are we
we are
That’s an easy one…
good answer
Learning, slow but with repartition it comes….
repartition is good
especially when its in my favour….
right… that is the secret
Keep no secrets….
A contract i signed…
It is okay to keep a few
Not with this contract.. usa
ha
ah
…ooo000ooo…
$$$$@@@@@$$$$
that seems dirty
cash money
dirty money
No i washed it with my pants…
I’m just glad you wash your pants
i do wear them
Not me… I wear shorts… HA
more like bloomers…. HA!
sigh
shig
hgis… which is awfully close to haggis
yummy is that the belly thing?
yup
never tried it
tried what?
weren’t we talking about hagges
no… haggis
that’s the stuff, HA!
yup
you have bad case of yup’s
it happens
yup
ha
ha
yup
cheesies
yum
Brain break
I broke mine a long time ago.
can we repair them…
I doubt it
sad
a big yup
Are you sure?
yup
really, really, really sure?
I am pretty sure… and I am sure pretty
My you’re looking pretty, pretty!
oh my
ym ho….
my favorite Egyptian Pharos
You know them tooo?
well of course I do
christ, you know everybody needs milk…
that is so true
me hate the stuff………
stuff… yeah…
What stuff?
just stuff
Here’s one “The right Stuff!”
better than ‘get stuffed’
yeah turkey….
groovy gravy
And stuffing….
yup
Don’t forget the mash….
the sour mash?
Now we’re talkin
we are
i had thought we were texting
sort of
you mean of sort
do I?
i do?
I now pronounce you man and wife
Hell, not that again….
ha
aaah!
yup
you need a puppy…
I have a dog
an old pup
no, more like a teen
what a teen pup
yes
yes and not yup
not yup
and
something
and more
or less
some!
emos
May the force be with you
the farce is with me
really you won’t know
probably not
won’t know what
maybe so
Like i’m lost, can we start again…
sure
Well go ahead…
I am
right then