I want to break the all-time record for the most comments on a WordPress blog post.
*** PLEASE COMMENT ON THIS POST ***
Okay, some of you will see this as a shallow attempt on my part to bump up my stats.
And I’m not saying you are wrong.
But here’s the thing… oh, thing, I missed you, where have you been?
I have always said that I have the best commenters on WordPress. I have two posts that have over 1,000 comments on them… True, half of those are my return answers to comments, because I always answer my comments, but still… And I will even go so far as to admit that my comment sections… OUR comment sections… are sometimes the funniest part of my posts. Are you happy now?
But this all has me wondering what the record for number of comments on one post actually is. I want to see if we can break it. Just for the fun of it. We will all be part of a social media experiment. We will all go down in the history books as record breakers. We can amaze and astound the WordPress overlords and maybe have them take notice of us.
And it will be fun.
Oh, and I am a little disappointed that only one person even commented on that cute picture of me as a baby in the last post I did, so here is your chance to make it up to me…
Pouring My Art Out 
Is this the record breaking post?
YES!!!!!!!
Let the games begin, record breaking means nothing Roche…
?
!
…ooo000ooo…
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, now you got it????
I am never sure if I did or not
Let’s make it so they can’t catch you….
sure… why not
on-ward…
psych ward
Now, now, we will have none of that!
not a suggestions, just a play on words
your playing i’m trying like hell…
I’m playing like hell, you are trying.
Where do come up with shit
crack squirrels
Damn i got to get some of those squirrels…
yup
Let the show begin!
or the snow
You get snow, we get slush…
we don’t actually get snow in San Diego.
Is that the one with the bridge?
the one what?
The bridge?
I’m just trying to find the bridge
Well look out the window
good point
Which direction…
one direction
not two direction
hard to say
where we talking about a bridge?
I think so
The london bridge?
Which isn’t even in London
What is up with that?
I know, right?
A new day, let’s comment away…
away
haven’t we started
hard to tell
we could gain ground today
we could gain pounds today
Not i! i’m pound free
glad to hear it
how about you
yeah… how about me?
How about you what?
good question
what was the question
does it matter?
not really
that’s what I thought
i kind of like that
yay
way…
hay
feeding horses again
why not
well don’t
can if I want to
I’m just going to quote random people, movies, books, etc. and if you don’t get the quotes on the first try, then I’ll tell you as I’m giving you another quote. Don’t feel bad if you get none of them, because they’re probably pretty obscure. Number 1: “Smiling makes my face ache.”
I am losing already
I know they are just things I personally remember, no necessarily anything famous. But that’s from “Rocky Horror Picture Show” Frankenfurter says it. It’s not that I’ve seen the film that much, but I just love that line so I remembered it. Ok, here’s one, “don’t forget the canoles” You can tell me to stop anytime.
The Godfather? I am not really good at remembering details.
what did I say? I can’t find my comment and it’s not all here in the archives.
and another brilliant comment thread vanishes into the mists of time
Hmmmm… dunno.
“Who you calling scruffy-looking?”
Frankenfurter from “Rocky Horror Picture Show” and I think I know yours, but should I leave it up to Art?
Nah, he’ll never get it. Thanks for letting me know about yours. I can’t quite stand RHPS – I tried, but I don’t get it! So I would never have gotten the quote.
Frankly, scallop, I don’t give a clam
Han Solo, baby.
Or, as you are most likely to do on Friday nights… Hand solo… HA!
You just mocked one of my heroes. Prepare to die!
And you… at the same time… double bonus score…
Also, stop talking about seafood, it’s gross when you say it.
no it isn’t
Yeah I’ve only seen it a couple times in hs, not one of those fanatics, but quotes I like stick with me at times. Sorry for the delayed response, I was really sick and offline for a while.
…ooo000ooo…
no… you guys go ahead and play… and try to suck some other people in…
…sigh…
oh yeah
mhm
Mhmhmhmhmhmmhmh
uhuhuhuh
Wheeeee we oui
Did you ever see those aliens on Sesame Street? yep yep yep yep yep yep uhuhuhuh or the BeeGees, that’s the way I like it uhuhuhuh, maybe the BeeGees and the aliens are the same creatures
No, because that is exactly the kind of music that kept them from visiting us.
lol
I did a poem about it back in the day that I posted somewhere. It was an anti disco poem.
I’m not much for disco, but I like to make characters who like disco, they’re kind of quirky characters
That’s how John Travolta got his big break,I guess.
can you dig it? I knew that you could
Sigh
Al Pacino!
You can call me Al…
will you be my bodyguard?
I am too busy being your long lost friend.
That’s nice, but don’t call me Betty. Or Shirley, for that matter.
Fine, I won’t call you at all…
put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning
Hey… I did a post about that song just last week.
All right, I’ll have to read it when I do my blog surfing today.
surfs up and so are the serfs
I thought you were going to say smurfs.
I never say that
good, you’ve just earned yet more respect from me
really>?
absolutely
wellalrightythen
mostfeckingcertainly
don’t be feckless
yeah I have some freckles
or reckless with the feckless
I am reckless with my freckles, yes
Damn, I can’t go further back in my archives than this. Maybe I’ll find a way. Let’s get started up again on whatever we were doing here….music?
I do want to have a day where we all speak only in music lyrics. But my computer is down and I am having tech problems. When it is fixed I could do another reunion party.
I sympathize with you, as you know, I’ve just been through that myself. I’m back so whenever you’re ready…
I am going to try to replace the network card… Well, my wife is… Not me.
Good idea, then you will be innocent
Well, to a degree,a I suppose I will be.
yep until she does it and then blames you for not doing it yourself lol
She knows better than to let me do it.
You know your place then, huh
Oh yeah
And I know mine. We’re good.
but not too good…
Oh right, of course
don’t want to get type cast…
nope, then we’ll lose respect from the academy
and our peers… ha… like we have any
lol I think you meant beers
I will not be looked down upon by my beverages!!!
Gotta be respected by my Sammie’s. (Sam Adams, that is, remember I’m Bostonian, that’s the best beer, it’s wicked awesome).
HA! History in the drinking
Yeah, the smart man’s beer! Good slogan.
It is… lets brew some beer
beer brewin’ bro’s
bad to the bone beer brewin’ bro’s
bad to the bone brawlin’ beer brewin’ bro’s
beyond bodacious
bold and brilliant
nope… sounds like a soap opera
hahaa damn it does
…ooo000ooo…
That sounds like a fun game!
do it
Sorry, I was really sick for a while, so I haven’t responded or done anything on line, but here’s a quote for you…”the night was sultry”
my night was slutty
lol ok, hey I’m back now btw. Miss me?
Yes I did
Ditto
Yay
Maybe have the fish head say I’m pouring my art out..
HA! That would be awesome. And don’t you think this would be a fun place for the Dragonmilkshakes to hang out?
fish heads fish heads, rolly poley fish heads!
eat them up, yum!
Oswald checking in. Thinking about submitting an intriguing painting of fish fillets and kitchen sink plugs I created in high school to your art contest. I’m sure it would wow everyone 😀
Well I was trying to get people to do art that had something to do with my blog… but now I want to see that…
And this lovely comment is 33,750. WOOOOT!
oh yeah
I just need a couple more comments to throw out there.
that is the challenge
Sometimes I get overzealous around round numbers.
I don’t do numbers
Being silly that is.
ha
The chain story, not the comment.
either way
While waiting for the chain story to percolate, I’ll comment on how silly this is.
Me too
In an effort to spawn more comments, here is an idea. Chain story. Each person writes another sentence until we create the Great American Novel. I’ll go first.
It was a dark and stormy night.
I already thought of that idea… we did poetry and sci-fi and horror… some of it way back before this post was born… oh, and I tried to get people to write a porno script that way… a tasteful sci-fi/action/adventure/western/comedy porno
(1) Were there tentacles involved?
(2) See item number (1).
oh… you know there was… or there was going to be, at the very least.
This is a haiku
Seven syllables go here
Sometimes I go over.
well played
You know, it’s silly for me to want to have done what I did below, but it makes me happy.
People used to do rants like this all the time… that is how Trent got to be my head minion… he seduced himself… it was something to see
Posting
Po sting
comments
uh oh… this one got spammed…
Nooo! Why did the spam gods deny me my simple comment? Was my offering of cat videos and imgur memes not pleasing?
It happens when we make too many short comments in one place. You are not the first.
in
careful
reverse
I go both ways
order
I want fries with that
is
uh oh
difficult.
indeed
I’m wondering if it’s possible for me to actually take up the entire comment listing on one page before people have to hit “Older Comments.”
not as long as I am around
I like comments. I like them so much that I will comment again.
It has been a while since anyone went stir crazy on their own here.
Here’s another comment. Seriously, how many more comments do we need until the record is hit?
we don’t know what the record is
We break the record, held by us, with every comment posted!
That is what we are doing…
I completely didn’t check to see if my comment posted, so I’ll just comment again. Just to be safe.
no reason why it wouldn’t have
OMG. You fit right in! Welcome!
better safe than sorry we always say
Better to be safe than sorry.
I just said that
I said it first. 4:38 pm according to your blog. You said it at 4:57. I am disappointed I didn’t come up with that one when I was doing stupid sayings….
we all have our moments of slippage
and seepage.
oh lord
And yes, here’s another comment.
I see that
Oh, look, this post is almost at 34,000 comments.
uh oh
Spending time on a Friday evening browsing through comments on blog posts. Inevitably I landed back here. Seems appropriate.
because Fridays are for reading comments. And there are comments here to read
You should start at the beginning… HA!
I could
If I ever do these as a book, I have to try to put them in some kind of order
why
well, at least in enough order to make it funny
That is not funny – better leave it out
HA!
HA! Indeed!
That’s what I always say
Me too! If you grew a beard we could be twins!
I always say people should be more like me
ME TOO!!! …wow… can’t believe this!
HA!!!!!
well this is where all the best ones live…
and live they must
or a reasonable facsimile
email are quicker
quicker than what?
facsimile
oh… okay
ok
otay, panky
ok
corral
Where’s the hat?
On the cat
I’m back. I just read “We are going to break the record for the most comments made on one WordPress post, and then we will all be rich and famous and they will put us in the Guinness Book of World Records, and all you have to do is type a bunch of words…” posted back in Jan. ’14 and stating that the record is unknown. Has anyone figured it out yet? Has this post already set the record and now it’s trying to one-up itself?
I just answered some of that in another comment reply. But it is hard to say what the record is, or how to judge it. WordPress seems to think this is just a stunt… which might well be true… but we did all this with love. We have contests… like poetry writing where people finish my lines, or the one where people tried to seduce themselves… we have drunken reunions… we have fun. My loyal minions keep it going by welcoming new people. Maybe someday we will get 1,000,000,000 and then they can’t ignore us.
It does seem like a lot of fun, which I believe is just as legitimate as any other topic of discussion.
That is what we are banking on. If nothing else, it keeps us entertained. If you ever read random parts of this, it will crack you up.
What is the record that we’re attempting to break? I mean how many comments is the current record? I know we’re trying to break the record for most comments. I’m not a complete idiot. Just wanted to say that I’m good for a few….
WordPress can’t or won’t tell us what the record is… which is weird considering that they keep track of everything else. We are basing this on private… non-funded… blogs not run by a corporation or celebrity. So far, we found a few posts with more than 20,000 comments, but they all went viral because the person wrote something so stupid or horrendous that people commented to tell them they sucked.
So, while the people at Guinness World Records does some research to tell us if this is an actual quantifiable record, we just keep going… so thanks… and welcome. You are now a part of history, one way or the other.
Interesting.
It is, isn’t it.
I contend that we hold the record, since there hasn’t been anyone able to dispute that, and that we break the record with every comment made. See?? Confetti!
Hooray! Jazz hands!
wouldn’t that be jazz wings???
huh?
a goose… doesn’t have hands… does it?
oh that. well, yeah, you got me.
busted
also, I like to do the Wallace and Grommet hands…
again, huh?
They do this thing where they hold their hands up… it would be easier to Google it…
yeah, okay
I think it would be worth the effort if it works at all.
We are setting the record and breaking it everyday…
Has anyone else noticed the changing picture of Art on the side over there-> ? For the first time it struck me that he has a double chin! Yep that picture where he has a face on both sides of his head! You know, the one where he has a face where the rest of us have a back of the head. That has got to be a challenge for his hairdresser…..”Please make sure my faces are framed nicely” Just imagine the visual stimuli the poor guy has to deal with! (I mean besides the double chin)
people really should look around… there is a lot of stuff to see.
Julie, Art, Trend and I want you to start a blog.
Julie!!!! hey, Julie!!! Start a blog!!! It would be awesome!!!Julie? Are you listening?????
oh yeah, the pressure is on
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I already have a dog Elyse! and 2 cats!
Get the dog to blog then. It has a good ring to it!
no… we do not need more blogs about people who pretend they are their own pets… also, Dog With A Blog is the stupidest Disney show of all time.
And that is quite an accomplishment. (I am not a fan — except of their animated movies. Those I love)
exactly
He isn’t that interesting. He is funny though. But it is more video funny. I put olive oil on his food the other night because he has been so itchy and he was afraid of it! The funniest thing I have seen him do in a long time! He really wanted to eat it but it must have been making some kinda rice krispy noise. He would stretch out toward the bowl ready to take off at any false move of the food. Then he’d try for the other side.. 😀
Hilarious!
oh yeah… I want video
sweet
…ooo000ooo…
Who? You mean that artist who left me out of his lego artwork? Then tried to add me later, in a cloud, in a plane that had flown off the art? That guy?
Yes. And don’t ever let him hear the end of it!
oh… we won’t
Not until I get bored with it!
yup
who is that guy?
33,560 comments… i mean 33,561!
not too shabby
C’est vrai.
true enough
Also, where the heck is everyone?
I’m here Trent!
she’s here, T-Nert
Julie! Julie Julie Julie!
Eiluj!
NOW??? Now you remember me??
too late for that now, I’m afraid
Oh no!
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julie!!!! hey, Julie!!! Start a blog!!! It would be awesome!!!Julie? Are you listening?????
ha ha oh yeah
Oh you’re good Elyse! Did my children teach you this trick??
No. Mine did 😉
wheeeeee
ha
There is no head minion to keep up the momentum.
what? Trent has been demoted??
I mean he has been missing
Julie!!!! hey, Julie!!! Start a blog!!! It would be awesome!!!Julie? Are you listening?????
mix it up so you don’t get turned to spam
Ooh, I didn’t think of that.
But I think six requests will do, won’t it?
It should get the point across.
HAHAHAHA! I swear this worked for my kids when they were younger! Wait, it still does work for them. I have a real soft spot where they are concerned..
Why am I not surprised????!!!!
nothing is surprising here
Cause we are cut from the same cloth. Something tells me you are quite the pushover for your baby boy as well…….
Occasionally … I have to stop answering — got tons of work work to do. Which of course is much less fun than this. More profitable, though.
well… for now
………………………moo
we are making progress
Bad Head Minion!
His head is full of other things… sob…
stuck
figures
when I cannot rhyme I get confused
well that figures
I don’t like figures Art…
and….?
We all have figures… of one sort or another
Numbers. I hate numbers.
I like other figures. Figurative, figure drawing. Finger painting. Figs. Fig trees. Tree frogs.
I don’t do numbers… I don’t have my multiplication tables memorized.
I once nearly did not get a job because I could not answer what 6 x 7 was. I promised I would learn them..and smiled REAL nice
Numbers do not stick in my head at all.
I feel better
That’s what I’m here for
Ta
yup
So I wanted to write up a brief bit on the existential relationship between cosmic rays and Derek Jeter’s last game at Yankee Stadium. They’re both totally awesome and fry my brain. I’d like to put forward Mr. Jeter as a first-ballot Hall-of-Famer, given his 17 playoff appearances in 20 years and his 5 world championships and his status as something like 6th on the all-time hits list. Now I know he didn’t have that much power and that he was a trifle over-rated with the leather (but aren’t we all), but still – this guy is the modern incarnation of the Yankee mythology, a classier but less powerful Ruth, a Mattingly with greater longevity, a Dimaggio who plays the infield. When the superlatives are all done, I guess you just have to go plunk someone else in at short, and just see what happens. It’s almost like the next poor sot who decides to set a comment post record.
Hahahahahahaha. um, what?
yeah…
I have no idea!
not even one???
Julie!!!! hey, Julie!!! Start a blog!!! It would be awesome!!!Julie? Are you listening?????
bam
What? Did you guys hear that?!
I’m responding in the WP bubbles. So maybe I did. Maybe they did …
do not make them mad at me… again…
nope
yay… sports…?
socks?
I find socks at least as exciting as sports…
Athletic supporter??
sock itch
Anyone have a spare cup?
Yes… but it is full of boiling water
Here’s my comment! I hope you make it, I am now following your blog so hopefully I’ll see! Good luck!
Yay… welcome… and thanks… you are now a part of history, one way or the other.
Wow, was I really the last person to comment on this – YESTERDAY?! Where is everyone else?
People take the day… or the week off… then we go crazy once in a while.
Well, then, I’m so glad I could take up the slack.
That is totally awesome.
That’s one of the problems. This has become so long that sometimes new comments are a page or 3 back and it becomes tedious to keep reading back. I think that is where it hits a slump. I can hardly wait for this posts birthday party!
I only just joined The Team. When is the birthday party?
Yeah, when is that exactly?
January 23rd. It will be here before we know it!
it is like ancient history
not really, it is more like 10 months old…. hardly ancient history, unless you are a fruit fly. Aren’t those the guys with a life span of 15 hours or something?
I think they are
Julie… you are the head minion in charge of looking up dates and information… get on that.
Yeah, ’cause all 35,000+ [how many are we now?] commenters will want to be there.
(And yes, I know, some commenters commented more than once, so the number of commenters is somewhat less than the number of comments, but either way, the number looks good. (And we’ll all want cuppycakes [to quote Bob T. Panda] and ice cream.)
If you consider the fact that I did half the comments when I answered other comments, I think we can say that there are only a few hundred people doing all of these.
Well, a few hundred would still make a pretty good party, especially if you add liquor.
we have had drunken reunion parties here… that was sort of fun.
Sorry I missed that.
me too
Really? How could you miss your own reunion party?
Oh, wait, I probably misread that.
I mean I was sorry you missed it
Yes, I realized that. Maybe next time.
We will do it again soon
I assume it will be a virtual party like the one I had for the anniversary of my blog?
It is virtually a virtual party.
Cool, ’cause maybe someone will actually attend your virtual party. Mine didn’t do so well, and I had to drink all that wine all by myself.
We have varying levels of success
I’ll put the date on my calendar – be sure to stock up on [virtual] wine.
people are supposed to buy their own booze for home consumption…
Yes, I know, and I have plenty of the real stuff, but I think the party thrower should have all the virtual supplies if he or she is expecting a number of virtual guests.
(This is beginning to give me a headache – are we at 40,000 yet?)
I don’t keep track every day… I just answer comments until my hands get numb.
um…cupcakes? We all know that I am a professional cake decorator right? For real. No joke or sarcasm.
can you decorate my blog?
I don’t know how well buttercream would do in cyberspace…. and I am pretty sure it would make a mess of your keyboard.
But you could make a design featuring my face and Pouringmyartout… in frosting… on a plate or something, then send me a picture of it, and then I could post it. If it works, we could do a custom one for the reunion party.
oops. here. This is where I was supposed to mention I was a professional cake decorator…..
now you are just bragging
Oh yeah, you caught me….
Go look at my new post… I am having an art contest, and blaming it on you… I mean giving you credit…
HA! Just the sunglasses and the stash! With arms and legs!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
oh yeah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
no seriously…
January 23rd. We need to plan. I will have to get more dust. confetti. a marching band. banners…
we have been doing it for that long?
That was an easy tracking job. The date you posted it is right there under the title….I know, crazy isn’t it? That we have been at it for so long, not that the date is right there under the title.
I should have known it had a date on it, but that is the sort of thing I have minions for, right?
I am so happy you did! 😀 (join the team that is- not that you ‘just’ joined)
You gotta love my minions!
it is either too busy or too slow.
Julie!!!! hey, Julie!!! Start a blog!!! It would be awesome!!!Julie? Are you listening?????
we will hound you
I love hounds! They have such soulful faces!! And long, soft ears!
and sensitive noses
Oh Look! I found another! This is like an Easter Egg hunt! Where’s Waldo! Word Search! There you go Art! New game made!
! You need up submit it !
right
where’s whiney
Well, now that you’ve surpassed 35,000, I suppose we have to go for 40,000? Gotta make it more exciting – any [clean] suggestions?
we need another contest… or a writing game
oooo, I like that idea. A writing game – kind of like chain comments instead of a chain letter. Or two people could comment, and everyone else could comment on whose comment is better. I can see that escalating into humungous stats.
we had a contest where people tried to flirt with themselves. we had a poetry thing where I started lines and other people finished them. Sometimes people get on here and just do monologues.
I hate poetry, mostly because I’m suck at it.
Ooops, I mean “I suck at it.” Apparently, I also suck at typing.
HA!
I have moments of good at it.
or you can always just pick random old comments and reply to them… that is one sign of a good minion…
I am no one’s minion. But I do like stirring the blogging pot.
No disrespect intended… many people bear the minion badge with great pride here.
only 3 more comments till 33,500!!!
HA! it seems like it was only yesterday Art was looking for 33,333!!
That’s because it WAS!
Lookit what happens when a couple minions breathe some new life into this!
that is what minions are for
uh, right again
uh… right
doesn’t have the same ring to it
Apparently Paul doesn’t like when his name is spelled “Julie”. What the heck?
It does get confusing
I think I saw a more recent post that you reached your goal!! I am working my way through your posts. I will have to go see if this is true! 🙂
We reached a goal…
Yahoo! 33,345. A girl’s gotta work sometimes, you know.
Tell me about it
Ummmm, you’re not a girl.
shhhh… he is playing dress up right now……. He got the size 15 pumps and the disney princess costume in size XXL….
Ahhhhh. Not another damn princess…
can’t have too many
Yes. I hate princesses. They grow up to be very disappointed grown up regular folks.
not me…
oh yeah I do
so you say
HOLY SHIT! We passed 33,333….. Now what?
we pause… we reflect… we shoot for 40,000…
now?
spam
or 50,000
or so
B L Z Bub had a devil for a son
BLT Bub!
Yummm
the best tasting evil
B L Z Bub had a devil put aside for meeeeeee.
that is more like it
For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
lunatics anonymous that’s where I belong.
that is where you are.
I could tell cause you guys are here! 😛
ha
I second that emotion hehe
oh yeah
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
unless it is a horse doctor
then what happens?
horses love apples… I don’t know… I panicked…
a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down!
…in the most delightful way
bazzinga
ta da
ole
PLEASE say you have the hat
spam… wait… what hat???
the one
I have a lot of cool hats
The Ole one – you need the ole one
I have better than that
fair enough
enough fair
not if it’s diabetes medicine…
exemplary!
I made an exemple of myself
That extra mile counts
spam
love makes the world go round
…faster and faster until you don’t know which way it is turning
oh my
oh sigh
oh why
really – you wanna rhyme too?
I am rubbing my hands together now
we do a lot of poetry here…
spam spam and spam rhymes with spam
spam I am
green I am
the green is strong in this one
green gold and a splash of red
Like a rich frog in a blender…
pretty sure that’s gravity and velocity…
absence makes the heart grow fonder.
that or outta sight, outta mind….
or both
absinth makes the fart glow stronger
…because we only remember the good stuff
I don’t even remember most of that
me neither
ha
he
spam… and wheeeeeeeeeee
sadly, there was enough bad stuff to pretty much eradicate any of the good stuff….
life is like that
that is sad
spam
meh. It’s over anyway. Plus I got to keep the best stuff…
…ooo000ooo…
lightning never strikes the same place twice. (After the first time the place is never the same)
actually it often does.
no. the place isn’t the same after it was hit the first time. Sheesh. are you doing your evelyn woodhead sped redding again??
I must be
the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
why would it want to?
unless someone gives it a good chuck
a good up chuck…
Isaac should have thought of that
He was too busy eating Newtons.
That’s not what I was told by his mother
spam… and???
I knew a good Chuck once! what a guy!
Ah man – I remember HIM!
Uh oh… you got spammed a bunch of times
I got Chucked
ground chuck… ha!
muck chuck
I need to be careful now… buck stuck
stuck…no I am really stuck – ah… what the heck
yup
yip
yorp
…apparently…
It happens to us all now and then if we do too many comments in a row.
I am – going to zap some zzz’s (timezzzzones!)
okey dokey
Oh my…hokey pokey……….
I can’t get my left foot back out
did you shake it? it only comes if you shake it
I tried that
Ha again
You can’t make a silk purse out of a pig’s ear.
what if you feed your pig nothing but silkworms?
he’d throw up. Or explode. I know an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don’t know why she swallowed that fly. I guess she’ll die.
I don’t know why she would
die? or swallow the fly??
perhaps both
ha
You reap what you sow
you creep what you slow
oddly – you sow what you reap
sow what?
a long long way to run?
Good answer
yay
spam
hahahaha! nope that’s fa! sow is a needle pulling thread!
shoot
spam
I don’t think there’s a shoot in there…..
what about a whoot?
no… that’s sew…
actually, if we’s gonna get all testicle here Art, I believe it is ‘so’
wait… get all what???
so I get to keep my badge?
spam… and yes