I want to break the all-time record for the most comments on a WordPress blog post.
*** PLEASE COMMENT ON THIS POST ***
Okay, some of you will see this as a shallow attempt on my part to bump up my stats.
And I’m not saying you are wrong.
But here’s the thing… oh, thing, I missed you, where have you been?
I have always said that I have the best commenters on WordPress. I have two posts that have over 1,000 comments on them… True, half of those are my return answers to comments, because I always answer my comments, but still… And I will even go so far as to admit that my comment sections… OUR comment sections… are sometimes the funniest part of my posts. Are you happy now?
But this all has me wondering what the record for number of comments on one post actually is. I want to see if we can break it. Just for the fun of it. We will all be part of a social media experiment. We will all go down in the history books as record breakers. We can amaze and astound the WordPress overlords and maybe have them take notice of us.
And it will be fun.
Oh, and I am a little disappointed that only one person even commented on that cute picture of me as a baby in the last post I did, so here is your chance to make it up to me…
Pouring My Art Out 
Darn, we should have regrouped and forged a comment attack on this post while he was away! Could you just imagine his face when he checked and found 40,000 comments here? HA! He wouldn’t have slept for a week!
You can still do that, even though I am back now.
We miss you, Art.
OH LOOKIT! MOVIE NIGHT! Pass the popcorn!
sigh
That is a strange way to show it… yay
Dick missed you too…
That sounds wrong on so many levels… HA!
redecorate?? what?? oh, sorry I was busy distracting the brother and the feriocious dog while Trent has his way with the place. or the clothes.
You are an enabler…
yes, I have heard that before…. 🙂
ha
Just trying to keep everybody happy Art….
That is the general idea of enabling
Now that Art’s gone, we should redecorate. I’ll start (and I hope this works):
Drat. Other blogs would have displayed the photo…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
OMG. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That’ll teach him to go traipsing off to paradise!
I may never leave home again.
Mine has built-in safety precautions… maybe
hey now
Welcome back.
thanks
thanks for the giggles boys…hope your fruit bowls are safe from dentists today. Enjoy your spam a lot.
uh…
Don’t make me spam you.
’cause I will.
you know I will.
*sigh*
I been busy
Of course. I’m just excited. 😀
ok
ha
I have news!
make it quick… gotta pick up the kid
Aaaah! Sorry! I am the new Tipsy Lit Ambassador!
That is so awesome… what does it mean?
It means I’ll be doing promotional work for the site.
awesome
yup
you know it
what is it
Go. Look!
I did… you mean the one where you thank everybody but me? HA!
I have something special planned for you.
uh oh
Oh ye of little faith
ha
that was for the people who went and lobbied for me.
just teasing
I know you have to go. I’ll catch up with you later. 🙂
I will try to be here a little tomorrow
sounds good. have a good night!
I need sleep… see ya kiddo
I never do make you do that
I just do it naturally
yes you do
Go and look at my page.
ok
ART! Where are you? I know you haven’t left yet…
what
OMFSM… There you are!
what
I blame you for my good news.
ok
27,179… 27,180! Remember when this little tyke was only 3000? It was so young and precious and fragile… I never thought I would be so proud of it.
Oh yes, so a word, that evil genius Matticus has me on about my new favorite, bugnuts. It means that you’re totally crazy. Nouns include bugnutitude and bugnuttery (my personal preference).
better than nutbuggery…
Ha! That is a good one. I’m using it. Nutbuggery. Has a ring to it.
Has a ring through it…
Oooooooooo……
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Well, I’ve just learned that I’m supposed to mop something up while wearing a cheerleader outfit. I am going to wear the crap out of that tube top. Y’ll get your cameras ready. It’s gonna be insane.
Keep your knees together when you sit
Never!
sigh… I try to raise my minions right
Cinculator (for calculator) because my daughter couldn’t say it right when she was young. I still call it a cinculator to this day!
I like that word
New word: Yullgintz
I like that word
I tried to use it in a sentence but couldn’t.
see…
I’m looking… but, what am I looking for?
the meaning of life
The movie? Or, the actual meaning?
both
Okay. I own the movie, so I’m set there. But, as to the actual meaning of life… I don’t even know where to start looking. Maybe you’ll have some luck in Hawaii?
I will look
I expect a full report
right
well, you already promised pictures… how much harder would it be to add words to them… I mean, you were going to do that anyway, right?
sure I was
see, so it’s all good
why wouldn’t it be?
i’m not sure anymore
why would you be?
because I’m Zest fully clean?
Shirley, you zest
I always Zest, and it’s spelled Shurlie.
it is all for the zest
c’est la zest
zest de vie
zest du jour
zest du jest
were you ever???
yes, at one time. one very foolish time
tell me more
so long ago I don’t remember the details
who needs those
not me
good
Great!
grater
I just saw your picture in the strangest place. I’m afraid to link it because I don’t want to upset anybody…
where???
I put it here for you: http://imgur.com/mdQYZs7
Ha… that has already been done to me… here… as you will see… sooner or later…
BUT THAT SERIOUSLY LOOKS LIKE YOU, MAN.
What can I say…
It’s that heavenly visage…
yeah it is
ooohhhhh, was it at the Post Office???
The jig is up!
not my jig
whoa.
nellie
*snort*
(I’m not sure if that was the horse or me. Although I suppose a horse would say, “neigh” or “whinny”. Then again, I’ve never heard a horse say, “whinny”. I’ve definitely heard them snort…)
they do a sound we call a whiny…
but they don’t actually SAY, “Whinny.”
Mr. Horse doesn’t like it, sir.
whiny whinny winnie
hey now… those days are long gone
and besides, that lookalike is behind bars!
oh yeah… that guy
Seriously, man. I can do this all day.
ok
can too
good
better
Gimply! froopin barglesnarfing crudbuckets!
now you are showing off
THAT’S THE SOUND OF MY AWESOME
ha!
froopin gimply
keep going
do you hear that sound?
no
shhh… listen…
you got spammed… 5 times…
*sigh*
I know
gimply
now now
what? what?
it it
where? where?
spam
froopin barglesnarfing crudbuckets
simmer down
awwww… HELLZ YEAH!
………………………
I LEFT YOU SPEECHLESS
you left yourself spammy
Hey! Watch your language. There are children present… I mean, real children, I’m not just talking about Art.
I INVENTED THIS LANGUAGE JUST SO I COULD CUSS AROUND MY CHILDREN!!!
But not other people’s children…
Why not?
People swear at my kids, I get angry.
they’re not real swear words.
Once again, as a man, I only hear tones of voice
Can you hear me now?
what?
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
shhhhhhhh… you sound angry… I just hear: growwwwwlllll
Oh, well, then carry on.
thank you.
you’re welcome
any other words I should know today?
I am The Just Right Webmaster.
sigh
I am The Just Right Webmaster.
you said that
I am the Just Right Webmaster.
sigh
::aiming my lasah light blastah::
*pew pew*
oh lord
*PEW*
…………….
***(((boom)))***
chikka bow wow
woof
Hahahahahahaha
Well played.
don’t encourage her
Too late.
yup
Whoops.
sigh
dang, sorry
dang sorry?
yes. dang sorry. also, silly sorry
Ooooohhhh
silly sorry may be a new favorite phrase of mine
use it wisely
As best as I can.
no… better than that
no better?
maybe a little
who you calling little?
well…
Okay, I’m not as tall as you. But, I’m still taller than most.
Most what? HA!
most hobbits
frixnoobles
Nice one.
I got a million of them
You’ve got a million nice ones?!
well… yeah
that seems unfair
yup
just like life
not my life
your life is fair?
Fair to middling
That’s fantastic.
or just short of it
close enough for me
close enough to me
Agreed.
a greed
mo money, mo problems
mo racca
raccoon?
yes
bandit!!
where?
Too late, the moment has passed.
It always does
no… thank you
ha
Sorry, I didn’t mean to get so carried away…
you care about your swearing.
I do. I wouldn’t be me if I couldn’t cuss. AT LEAST LET ME HAVE MY IMAGINARY CUSSING FOR PETE’S SAKE!
You do what you gotta do…
yeah, and I love you, Suzanne.
???
::facepalm::
ha
It’s okay. 😀
thank you again!
You’re welcome again.
I know you are
no… thank you again
she is just like that
I’m beginning to see that.
better late than never
I’m a slow learner.
I am a slow teacher
I am a slow burner
I am a slow children ahead
I am a slow mutant (stephen king dark tower reference)
if you say so
well, I did say it… but, I don’t think I should have
I got carried away with the game
nope
oh well, too late now
never too late
when you miss mcdonald’s breakfast by 5 minutes, you are too late
I missed it by a few years
probably smart of you
that is as close to smart as I get
what happens if you get closer?
we will never know
fair enough
I try to be
boring
Those are my people…
Your people or your squirrels?
the kids
your kids are squirrels?
sort of
Fascinating.
is it?
Yes. The implications. The genetics. The silliness.
all of them?
Yes, all of them!
sweet
I know
you do
exactly
you say that a lot
Yup
Hah, again!
yuphah
chutzpah?
southpaw
reminds me of a joke
I do?
sometimes
ah
hah!
huh!
froopin
oh yeah
wait.. wait…
what what
that comes later.
later than most… spam
Barglesnarfin’ crudbuckets
ha!
told you
you did
yup.
spam
I give up.
no you don’t
Ok. Fine.
ha!
crudbuckets (yeah, I know those are real words, but NOT TOGETHER LIKE THAT)
close enough
on its own, it ain’t much…
maybe
you should see it in a crowd!
yes I should
Barglesnarf
good one
it gets better
good
no. BETTER.
yup
Dude. I have been making words up for YEARS. Oh, yeah. I can even translate them into English if you want because I generally use them as stand-ins for some of my most-loved cuss words…
That must come in handy
Oh it just so happens you should mention this. Ben’s Bitterblog just did a wonderful blog on the The Alphabitter. His blog about making up new words. Hilarious. My favorite of his: Inspiritated – What happens when you are trying to come up with a blog post and people at work, or “family” or “friends” are insisting that you do something besides post stuff. Yeah. Good word that.
I like that word
Everywhart
love it…
Mallomar!
What??? How the hell is that already a real word?!?
It isn’t a word… it is a snack, isn’t it?
Pronouns are words.
oh… are they?
That means somebody made it up.
Yes, but not me.
Someone made up just about every non-onomatopeic word.
and maybe even those
Do you ever worry you are gonna use up all your funny?? Then you won’t be funny any more? That would stink, if we were born with only so much funny….There should be a word for that… funite? as opposed to infunite. right? no? ok, it is not a good thing to think about anyway.
I can’t even keep up with my funny
This playground has been lonely. Shame too, such a fun place……
I haven’t done a post reminding people for a while. I could also go through and say random things on comments. Trent does that now and then.
yeah, I remember what happened when I tried that. in my defense beer.
you survived.
yeah, but I was disrespectful to a toad that didn’t want to play by your rules.. I hate when I get dragged down to their level…
that is where they live
I made up a word with you on one of the other posts. I can’t remember what it was and I don’t have time to go look for it now, but it was a good one. I was proud! Do you remember that??
wait! not with you. for you. I made up a word for you. sheesh.
I knew what you meant… you can also make up a word about me…
I do… but I bet you could make up another one…
Of course I am. I have had lotsa practice.
well, lay one on me
I did, up above whilst pondering the finiteness of funnydom…
I know, I meant more…
CAN. Of course I CAN. Perhaps won’t be able to spell it or make it correctly….I seem to be having a bit of difficulty there today….
we all do that5
some days are much more of a challenge than others….
ye6s i7t i4s
Comment.
You are now a part of history… but that might be a real word…
I’m no good at made-up words. I recently spent HOURS trying to come up with an Xbox gamertag that someone hadn’t already thought of. How ’bout two old family pet names, snicklefritz and spifflemonk. (What, they’re not original either? See what I mean?)
I think just typing random letter might actually work
WAIT! What the what what? DID I JUST READ THAT YOU LOVE BLACK ADDER???
Yes you did
OMFSM, I love me some Black Adder.
I like that guy. He can look cool and suave, or like a chinless git.
Rowan Atkinson is probably one of the most gifted people I have ever seen when it comes to physical comedy. And, yeah, what a rubber face!
The Mr. Bean series is a classic.
What in the drivel is going on here? Is there a thread left? How many comments do you have?
I haven’t checked in awhile… must be over 26,000
so is the most posted posts posted thing done?
??? I am never really done with anything, if that answers your question…
constant gardner?
In a sense
non-sense?
a sensible nonsense, I sense…
At least one more now.
at least
It’s the least I could do.
yup
That’s the least you could do
that is the idea
I bow to your superior wisdom
as well you should… ha
I know I should but I foster the need to rebel. And the need for speed.
I feel the need for an aspirin
Me too – I’ve still got to write another poem before I go out in an hour – it’s killing me
sounds rough
Nearly done though – about a verse away from finishing, then a nice pitcure and bam – 16 in a row!
you got spammed a bunch of times…
Wheeeeeeeeeee
not on the floor please
But that’s half the fun
for you
Yes, it’s all about me baby
ha
Trent has to mop that up
He’s good like that – a real diamond geezer
right
Ad infinitem…
That is the plan
hahahaehhahahahahahahah you have too much time on yer hands.
I do
Enjoying the repartee with all the folks.
This is a good place to come to make new friends.
That’s been a revelation! Fun too.
It is one of the bloggy things I am most proud of
a good thing to be proud of.
yes, it is
Ad infinitem plus one
ad inconsequentium
ad lib
ad nauseum
ad der
I love Black Adder
Which is your favourite season? Mine is the third although they are all hilarious. His character definitely got better from the second season onwards, the sarcasm Rowan Atkinson exudes is infectiously funny.
I really can’t pick a favorite… I love the way he can put his head down just a bit and his chin disappears and he looks like a simpleton, then he changes to a dashing rogue… he has a gift for physical comedy.
I agree, it’s that far off look that he gets as if he’s confused or bewildered by something one minute then the next he’s cutting someone down with a quip, who to be fair deserves it half the time. I’m sure that is deliberate. And Baldrick is a superb sidekick. They are a bit like Dangermouse and Penfold too.
The show is brilliant on many levels.
ad subtract
Ad doe a deer a female deer
ad dle pated
ad aptability
ad justment
ad am and would you eve it
just ad water
Ahhhhhh! Sea monkeys! Millions of them!
those things are such a rip off
They scare me more than real monkeys
well… they live underwater and build cities
ad d men
HEY! (stop me if you’ve heard this one) If you are American when you go into the bathroom, and you are American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you are IN the bathroom??
European?
DARN YOU! I should know better than to tell my other self a joke. 😉
And no. Wrong answer. Yourapeein is the correct answer. 😀
hey, I just guessed…
It was a decent guess I guess….
no stressing the guessing
And since you take such nice pictures, didja stay up all nite to get that blood moon on film?? I saw the start and the end. Stupid sleep messed up the middle, which should have been the best part!
I totally missed it.
were you unaware? or just sleeping?
both
That looked like a real nice trip there Art! I must say I am a tad envious…. on a lot of counts..
Hey! It was 80 here on Saturday! And then it snowed on Monday. The winter that just won’t quit..
A nice sticky one that makes all the trees and stuff look so pretty.
80 to snow? That is just crazy…
yeah, further proof that if you don’t like the weather in Chicago just wait a minute. It’ll change.
I guess so.
It was such a long way to scroll to find the comment bar, and by the time I got here….I forgot what day it was.
I had a link somewhere that takes you right to the comment box… sorry
Once you go in, you never come out again.
shhh… don’t tell people that
Sorry boss – won’t happen again….aggghhhhhhh not the cattle prod, aaaiiiieeeeee.!
it must learn to obey
Sir! Yessir!
sigh
Sir! Permission to ask why you is sighing Sir! Should I self flaggelate meself again with the prod again Sir?
if you think it will help
Yessir! Thank you Sir!
don’t get carried away
I won’t Sir! ThankyouSir! Permission to shine you shoes Sir?
carry on
Certainly Sir! *spits on shoes* No, wait, I didn’t mean to, don’t put the cattle prod there, noooooooooaaaaiiiiiecarumba!
I find that your jalapeno saliva lends a very nice shine… carry on
That’s good Sir because I’ve been stealing them from your fridge for years.
I know… security cameras… remember…
And those are hand jarred and pickled in my own urine…
Hey Art – why not ping out a quick message to your brethren and encourage people to indulge in Caturday over here? I’m working on a NaPoWriMo poem at the moment about our feline friends but we could all indulge in the spirit, write stories, share pictures, go crazy on the catnip, the works!
Oh man… sorry… I just got this… I just got home, and there is a lot going on.
What a catastrophe! No sweat, just thought it would get a few more on here with another popular theme going on
I still need to go out to dinner in a few minutes… and unpack.. and stuff… sorry
It’s cool – might be worth jotting down for next Saturday
remind me
sorry
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get back to work!
Hmmm, ok I came, (sh) I laughed, I left. Interesting.
Today’s word of the day is “boondoggle.”
Quick, use it in as many sentences as you can.
This boondoggle smells funny.
I want to make a joke about Daniel Boone having an ugly dog…
That would work.
Or a joke about a thingamajig…
no… never a joke about that
How about a watchamacallit?
yeah… that
I’d come up with a joke, but I can’t remember what it is called.
well, who can?
Whatshisname. That guy knows everything.
Except his own name
He knows it, he just doesn’t tell anyone.
that sneaky bastard
He has to be, to know everything.
good point
I try to have at least one a day
me too… not always successfully
that’s not the point 😉
it’s the trying that’s important
I feel better.
I’m glad.
I did it for you
What’s “it?”
It is what it must be…
wow
silly and philosophical together at last.
I think we just won the internet
What do we win exactly… and it better not be a picture of a cat…
We win a picture of …
Wait,… oh, um, never mind. We win the satisfaction of knowing we are winners.
I will settle for that
Good choice. It’s worth it.
It better be
I promise nothing
just as well
A Jester’s word isn’t worth much.
More than most people’s
True.
ha
Ha HAH!
out did me again
Again? No way. This was a first.
nuh uh
Video or it didn’t happen.
fine
*patiently waiting for link to video*
very patiently, I hope
*waiting, waiting, waiting*
good job
thanks, but stop distracting me, I’m waiting here
ok
*waiting, waiting, waiting*
anticipating
*waiting, anticipating, waiting, planning*
don’t wear yourself out
I can wait for days
as opposed to…?
not waiting for days?
oh…
funny how that works
and, in the meantime, I’m still waiting
keep up the good work
*waiting, waiting, waiting*
……………..
Yeah, that’s kind of what it looks like.
ha
*waiting, waiting, waiting*
keep it up
*waiting some more, waiting some more, waiting some more*
you are good at it
I’ve had a lot of practice
ha
waiting, waiting, giggling, laughing, waiting
that’s the spirit
I got the spirit!
I sense a cheer coming on
Art, Art, he’s our guy,
He’s got so much creativity it’s spilling out his eye
rah, rah, sis boom bah
That was fun… we need to get more of your minions to join the cheer squad
Trent has a cheerleader outfit already
I don’t particularly want to see pictures of that…
me neither…
Though, since it’s Trent, I’m sure he pulls it off well.
not particularly
Only one way to know for sure.
only one?
In this case, I believe so.
alright then
Glad we got that taken care of.
we always do sooner or later
I prefer sooner, but if there are extra cookies on the line, then I can handle later.
there might be
then I’ll wait… patiently…
here we go again
You don’t need the ginko after all.
I just enjoy it
I thought that was the gecko you enjoyed?
that too
Good grief. Gecko and genko gratification?
the gratifyingest
well, when you put it that way
it isn’t even a real word
It should be!
make it so
done
snap to it.
I already did
oh… right
no worries, it happens
yeah it does
oh yeah!
(hah!)
yup
indeed
needin’
a fix?
oh yeah
of koolaid?
sort of
do you have enough to share?
maybe
enough to share with me?
I forget what
koolaid!!!
oh… and what was the question?
did you have enough kookaid to share a glass with me?!?!?
never say that to a cult leader…
Oh? I thought I was supposed to say that…
ha
But, you still haven’t answered the question.
I never do
Grr! *shakes fist in your general direction*
treason!
treasminion!
tree minions!
tres minions
pinion minion
sounds like the three witches from the beginning of that one Shakespeare play… Hamlet? MacBeth?
McHamlet
McHammer Time?
Best Shakespeare ever…
We should write it! We’d be rich.
It sounds like a niche market.
Hey, if that Lurhman guy can make a ton of money off Romeo + Juliet (the gun had “sword” written on it for crying out loud), we should do great!
good point
So, what play should be revamp? Hamlet or Macbeth?
So… a comedy, musical version? Macbeth would be better.
nothing funnier than a singing (rapping?) ghost?
no there is not
We’re all set then.
As set as we ever are
We can’t ever be more set than that.
set and match
Isn’t that what I just said?
I’m sorry… did you say something?
No. But, I might have written a few things.
oh… am I supposed to be reading those???
Only if you want. No pressure.
There is always pressure.
Stupid gravity.
yup
McHammer Time, Act 1, Scene 1: Open on a ghost, standing next to a turntable, looking forlorn.
He tries to turn the record to lay down some beats… but his hand passes through the record…
“Just as I was pushed aside by my family, so to has the music forsaken me…” The ghost raps and fades into the stones of the castle.
Just as he fades, you hear his mournful moan: “Alas, poor rhythm, for I grooved it, Horatio”…
Lightning flickers on the horizon, barely perceptible but enough to show a gathering storm, and then the scene fades to black.
Act 1: Scene 2
Fade in on McHammer sitting with his entourage.
“Dost thou like my fancy, baggy breeches, oh loyal posse?” McHammer stands and does a strange, sideways dance across the stage. “I had them specialy made for me by the harem of a Turkish Sultan.”
While his entourage stumbles over themselves to offer the highest praise, McHammer’s mood sours. He has grown tired of his “yes men” and he banishes them from his sight. “Get thee to a nunnery, you better run from me… I’m gonna get my gun *cough sword cough*, and then we’ll see what we see.”
His mood became ever more foul… he was always a rather depressed person. He looked down, admiring the low-slung crotch of his pantaloons. “I need to find me some bitches… uh… I mean witches”…
He exits, stage left.
McHammer’s mother enters stage right, stares after he departing son, turns to the audiences and makes the universal sign of he is crazy by circling her forefinger around her ear twice, then she winks and exits stage right.
A human skull rolls slowly across the stage from right to left, like a stately tumbleweed…
As it dissappears we hear the unmistakeable sound of witches cackling. End Scene.
Act 1, Scene 3:
Opens on McHammer trying to get the attention of his witches, who are too engrossed in their gossip to notice his arrival.
“Yo, witches, what do you think of my britches?” he asks plaintively.
“Loud.”
“Flashy.”
“You’re like so totally Brad Pitt.”
“That’s right, Weeothces… now I have this idea for a music video, but it will require that you wear sexy lingerie and black leather… hey… what are you cooking in that big pot? It smells delicious”…
“What’s a video?”
“What’s lingerie?”
“Dinner, of course. But, not for you.”
“Well then, tell me my fate, and be quick about it… I have people to kill and things to brood over”…
“You are like a shooting star, you will burn brightly and then fade away, but always live in the memories of those who saw you.”
“That’ll give you something to brood over.”
“Now leave us alone.”
“Can’t touch this.”
The three witches cackle in response and then return to their gossiping, once again ignoring McHammer. He glares at them and then stores off stage. Once he is gone the witches stop talking abruptly, and then peer into the swirling contents of their cauldron. Beginning as a whisper they start chanting in unison and then then raise their voices louder and louder until they are screaming.
“Go with the funk, it is said
If you can’t groove to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves
Run your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you’re gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let’s all do the bump, bump, bump”
They dance around the stage like wild women… at last, they are to exhausted to move. The eldest crone turns to her younger coven-mate.
“Get me a bowl of that soup, if you would be so kind… and don’t be so stingy with the eye of newt this time.”
“Fine, fine,” she replies and hurries to the task, “but one of these days you will have to tell me how you stretch them so far. I mean, he only had two eyes…”
End Scene with a flourish of the curtains closing.
Offstage can be heard some funky, heavy beats…
And a skunk-like smell…
And then a long, drawn-out scream…
End Scene.
Act 1: Scene… uh, I forget where we are. Probably doesn’t matter.
Open on McHammer spying on a conversation between his mom and one of his advisors, where he learns about the imminent arrival of his closest friends: Vanilla Iceberg and Chriss Chross.
He also learns that his father, the king, plans to have them executed… for malicious dance moves and unrefined rap lyrics…
Oh the humanity!!
Oh, Hugh the manatee!
Oh, you.
ha
roll on snare
is that a drum joke?
Sort of.
hmmm
close, it’s hummmmmmm
I find the ‘u’ just makes it sound to fancy
Oh, well, in that case, as you were.
I usually prefer the fancy.
I don’t like to sound fancier than I am.
write authentic
I like it
I mean, there is fancy, then their is the appearance of fancy
I only pretend at fancy.
could be worse…
pretending to pretend at fancy?
actually being fancy?
Thinking you aren’t just pretending and being wrong about it.
Oh, yeah, that would be worse.
It would be
I just said that!
I always steal my words from the best!
*blushing* ah, shucks
wait… didn’t that already happen today?
who knows
The scribe who is documenting this whole conversation would know.
that guy again…
Yep, that guy, whatshisname.
I still don’t know
I might, but I can’t tell anyone.
that would be dangerous
Talking to strangers always is.
right
Except online, that’s totally fine.
… wait a minute…
ha!
Stranger danger!
oh man
or woman
them too
sometimes they go hand in hand
how romantic
potentially…
to be precise
fantastic, i like being precise
or there abouts
in the general vicinity
speaking of “about,” I just read your post about your about page…
what did you think about it?
The post about your About page? It was about the right length. It was about being silly. It was about how you are often about the blogosphere, being about your business about being creative.
that’s about it
Exactly
yup
nice
thanks
you’re welcome
good
great
no… just good
oh, okay, good then
right
left?
no
up?
yeah
and down too?
careful
get your mind out of the gutter!
no
… oh, okay. Then… um… have fun.
no
why not?
why?
because I asked first
that isn’t an answer
I didn’t realize I was supposed to provide an answer
but I count of you for that
the answer is 42
not this week it isn’t
dang… that’s too bad
I know
We should do something about that.
we are, aren’t we?
It’s possible.
perhaps
maybe
yup
good times
ha
hee
he?
sometimes Y?
or Z
one of my favorites
mine too
*high five*
slap
Ouch!
ha!
Why did you slap me?
you had it coming
is this about my use of the crack squirrels?
I think so… but maybe not
can I say that they made me do it?
sure you can
They made me do it!!!
that doesn’t work in court… or here…
It works for some people.
which people?
the good ones
I like them
who doesn’t?
you know who
Voldemort?
ha
didn’t see that one coming, did you?
no
victory is mine!!
muahahahahahahahaha
sure it is
wait.. why am I sensing disbelief/doubt…?
because you are smarter than you look… HA!
i resemble that remark
but do you really?
no, not at all
phew
yeah, that would have been scary
uh huh
tell me about it
not right now
when you get back?
sure
It’s a done deal.
but was it a good deal
Deal with it then.
I deal from the bottom… of the deck, I mean…
I do too. Only when cheating for others, though.
uh huh
I never cheat for myself anymore.
Cheat for the good side of the force
the good side? That’s boring.
But it cancels out the cheating
I can’t speak to that, as I have no experience with it.
you said you did
I lied.
ooohhhh…
I’m not a good person.
I think you are lying again
That’s dependent entirely on perspective.
I have no perspective
you have far too much perspective
That is one way of looking at it… ha… see what I did there…
Maybe. I’m not feeling that I can give a more committed answer than that.
nor should you
Cool, that may or may not please me
as well it might… or might not…
I’m on the fence
sounds painful
I thought you might say that. Or, maybe I didn’t.
either way
perhaps
or perhaps not…
I really could go either way
I have heard that about you… HA!!!!!
Who have you been talking to? You can’t trust the squirrels.
I have to trust them
But, they are on crack!
That makes them predictable, in a way.
Can’t argue with that.
well, you could
but, I don’t feel like it right now
that’s okay too
Much appreciated.
I am…
you are?
aren’t I?
could be
you said I was
I can’t be trusted
up to a point you can’t… or can…
honestly, you can only trust me to be dishonest
you are lying!
no
You already said yes!
no I didn’t
didn’t you?
I don’t think I did
Hmmmmmmmm….
Can we consult the judges?
I am the judges
that’s very scary
yup
you aren’t going to argue?
no time… got packing to do
You’ve had 25 years to pack!
Wait… is that not how that works?
no
Drat. Too bad.
two bad
um
bad bad?
ha!
Yup
Hah!!
sigh
Ah, boo.
ah choo
guggenheim
gurgglephlegm
hack cough sputter
……………
Welcome back.
thanks
Fellow greetings sir – what’s your boondoggle?
Mr. Boondoggle, meet Mr. Hornswoggle.
Ahhh Mr Hornswoggle, so pleased to make your acquaintance. I was speaking with Mr PennyFarnsworthingtonboggle the other day, your reputation certainly precedes itself!
of the Boston Farnsworthingtonboggles?
Pater???! I mean…..Father – is that you?
that would be an interesting development…
This comment post is turning into a reality TV show
It ought to
It is inevitable…….Mr Andersondoggle
Thank you, Mr. Spoonswoggle.
You’re welcome. And say hello to Morpheuswogglesworth for me too – is he still taking his pills? I hear the blue ones aren’t doing anything for him these days.
he rarely gets his woggle’s worth… HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe he should change to a more reliable supplier – competition is getting much stiffer these days
if your competition is stiff for more than four hours, consult your financial advisor immediately
Particularly if they are a hottie
uh… yes…
Well why not mix business with pleasure, saves time in the long run
I mix metaphors with business and pleasure
I use the business end of metaphors and they go down a treat
uh…
Chicks dig metaphors
yeah they do
I wonder where they put them once they are done with them
I want to say in his mouth
Blimey
yup
Today’s boondoggle is a cup of java. But, boondoggle is no longer the word of the day.
I think today’s word of the day should be thwibble.
I’m not familiar with that word. Could you use it in a sentence?
better not…
I think you use that word but you do not know what it means.
OK, I give you a synonym.
Consternation.
W’oh, big word. I’m going to have to look it up. Though, last time I did that it left me very dismayed…
It left me hungry and thirsty for more.
My dismay?
Hey, why don’t I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What’d ya say?
I’m a hockey player, not a golfer…
Do you always carry a puck with you?
He reads Shakespeare…
He’d better be careful where he shakes his spear – there are women and children present.
it isn’t a very long… never mind
It’s not the size of your sonnet, it’s what you do with it
put a sonnet on it
A protective sonnet
sonnet the hedgehog
For when you are feeling blue.
which is quite often
Put some mittens on. And some thermal underpants.
I will
Only a good and honest one.
You’re in trouble pal – I eat honest pucks for breakfast!
Sounds heavy
he needs the fiber
I had wondered if that was the reason.
And it keeps his beaver teeth from growing through the roof of his mouth
that sounds painful
he is tough… Canadians have to be.
to make sure they don’t turn brittle in the cold?
mostly
what’s the rest of the story?
it isn’t written yet
You better get on that.
I am all over it
Good job.
I try
you, or your squirrels?
both
cool
yup
right on
peace out
party on
I do
are you Wayne or Garth?
maybe
Maybe? You don’t know?
how could I?
aren’t we making this up as we go?
I hope we are
Hooray!
ha
ha ha!
sigh
um
double sigh
😛
around we go
like a merry go round?
sort of
like a ferris wheel?
a hamster wheel
works for me
I do???
no, but sometimes I get a squirrel or two to do some contract work while you are sleeping
Am I getting a kickback for that?
You’ll have to take that up with the squirrels. If they aren’t sharing with you that isn’t on me.
you need to send it directly to me…
That would be double payment, because they’d still want their cut and don’t trust you to give it to them.
they live rent free
It isn’t about living, it’s about the work they do for me. They demand compensation.
they need a union
That wouldn’t end well for you.
nope
I’ll sign your petition to keep them from unionizing
thanks
you’re welcome
good
Another matter settled?
at last
last frontier?
the final last frontier
I’d go there.
I think you are there
Cool. I like it here.
stay!
I’ve already taken my shoes off
please put them back on…
hey, my feet don’t stink!
uh huh
I swear! Here, take a whiff….
no thanks
Do you know that Jeff Foxworthy sketch, “Tell me this don’t smell?”
yes I do
Hah
Okay… um… never mind then
I never do
you’re bluffing
I’m buffering
I’m blustering
filibustering?
I can’t talk for that long.
I bet you could
I could type for that long…
not so much with the talky-talk
do they let you do that?
not usually
just as well
should I let you win here?
please…
I will
Eventually.
good enough
enough good
there is never enough good
the force is strong with this one
never use force
to get a stuck jar lid open?
oh… well… a push will get you through anything but a door marked ‘pull’
And even then a push could still work
well said
that explains so much
Or so little depending on your perspective
indeed
ha
I was feeling finely funny yesterday. Today? More so!
uh oh
Why is that frightening?
why is anything frightening?
choices we make
partly
choices others’ make?
I hope so
Really?
I can’t stand the idea of the control being in someone else’s hands.
It usually is
I know, but I try not to think about it
I try not to think about lots of stuff
How does that work out for you?
I don’t think about that at all
Good plan.
I didn’t even plan it…
well, you can plan on it now
I could if I did that
you should start, planning is fun
I plan on it
that’s good news
I thought that was no news
depends on your perspective
I have many
one for each of your squirrels
at least
that’s a lot of perspective
It is a circular approach
squirrels in your head go round and round, round and round?
like that song
Yes, exactly!!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
was that a scream?
yes
oh, sorry, didn’t mean to scare you
not at all… maybe
unsure? how about now?
okay… now
great, I’m glad we got that settled.
we always do
we are good like that
yeah we are
Hooray for us!
yup
Right on!
oh yeah
oh no!
no oh
that’s hard, writing specifically excluding certain letters…
uh…
You said, “no oh”
and so I wrote a response that had no “o’s”
See?
oh
Well, yeah, I’ve put them back in.
Wait, have I?
have you?
it appears that I haven’t
that’s what I thought
well, it was back initially, but it’s missing again
wait… what was?
that letter that I’m keeping at bay
or is that bey?
I really can’t say
me neither
that’s … comforting
it was meant to be
well, thanks. job well done
good
Alright!
is it?
Certainly.
how certain?
100%
wow
I know! I’m awesome.
yup
You are awesome too.
…ooo000ooo…
go ahead, pat yourself on the back, you deserve it.
ow
I said “pat” not “slug”
sorry
you did it to yourself, no need to apologize
oh…
yeah…
y
y not?
b cause
u sure?
I is
c, that’s great, that’s the way it should be
s v f no bananas
you win
yay
congratulations
you too
slam dunk
Safety
sack
free throw?
blitz
goal?
uh…
touchdown?
hike
what down is it?
first and main street
I was just there!
at the bar?
A couple days ago.
don’t live in the past
that’s difficult to do
and not to do
but not to do do
do not do do, do not do it
when I gots to, I gots to
you got to gots to
I is who I is
is you?
yes, I is
yay?
Neigh!
pay
Pay the piper
pipe the payer
Paper the pier
I am pierless
Are you taking the piers?
Piers Anthony
Pies instead
pies inside
Steak and kidney please – with lashings of gravy
hold the kidneys
Not on your nelly
My Grandmother’s name was Nellie
Was she an elephant?
well…
I take it she was a big unit then. Oops, I went there. Tusk tusk.
I am going to let this one go…
Will you be letting it go to the circus?…….No wait, please, not in the face!
don’t worry… the cattle prod is aiming much lower this time
Keep that junk away from my trunk
spam
HA!!!!!
Like everything does
Not everything. Just 99.99% of everything.
sure
Positive.
seems like
That’s about the size of it.
is it now
Now or never
no, not never now
Awwwwww man
yup
Poop
hey now
Brown cow
That’s Browne cow
I knew you’d say that 🙂
did you now…
I have powers
Austin powers?
Boston powers – I have at least fawar
Lost in powers
Rhyming powers from my ivory tower
spam
ha
hee
ho
bwahahahahahahaha
I do the evil laughter in this evil lair!
*meekly* teeheeheehehhehhohoho?
now that is just adorable
be careful what you learn
I’ll try, but no promises. Learning is a tricky business.
yeah it is
Easy, but tricky
uh…
learning is easy
that’s what I meant
not for me
easy is relative
relatives are not easy
relatives are not always relative
especially is you are adopted…
is you are, or is you ain’t my baby?
ooohhh… old song references… sweet
Woohooo!
whee
yeah, like that
sort of
close enough
too close for comfort
that’s why there are 10 foot poles
mine is 11 feet
show off
uh huh
you like the attention
I do
everybody knows that
they do?
unless they’ve been living under a rock
like Dick Cheney
I thought he was the rock?
he wishes
who wants to be a rock? that’s silly
he thinks it makes him sound strong
Again, that’s silly
he has a silly side…
We should all have a silly side.
I got that covered
Nice.
I have nice covered also
That seems suspect.
prime suspect
indeed
yesindeedie
Oh, I like that.
it’s yours
Awesome!
yup
I know!
you do!
Woohooo!
oh yeah!!!
what rhymes with that?
hat?
sat?
gnat
fat?
am I???
I don’t think so… Photoshop is good, but is it that good?
it might be
… prove it. 😀
I forget what this thread was about… so…
i said photoshop couldn’t make you fat… you said it might be able to… I said, “prove it” and that brings up back up to our current place
I have done a posts of a fat me, a fat Cat in the Hat, and some others…
I do seem to recall those, now that you mention them.
Photoshop knows no bounds!
no it does not
Awesome
it is
is it?
isiststssisiti
another new word?
a whole new world
OoO, fancy
I got kids, I watched Disney movies
I watched Disney movies before I got kid
good point
The power of Walt compelled us
ha… this one got spammed
that’s funny
yeah it is
chuckle
giggle
guffaw
snigger
snicker?
nickers
nacker?
wacker
wonker
winker
tinker tailor solider spy
I just found that book at a recycling center
It’s a book?!?
I didn’t know that.
yep
Dang. I feel so silly for not knowing that.
Just for that?
I always feel silly.
I bet you do
a sin on him…
A pox on his house and his mother too.
therein lies the rub
Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
can if I want to
Not on my watch
I never touch a man’s watch
You watch what you touch on my watch or you’d better watch out because……time out while I think of the rest.
I relieve you of your watch, now watch and learn
Thank Corbett, these funions are killing me
uh
yep
oh yeah
yeah city
yesindeedy
yes yes, y’all too fresh, y’all
what are we up to, comment wise, now?
Twenty six and half I think – and still climbing slowly but surely
may need to have another reunion
Don’t forget Caturday this Saturday
spam
I am down with that
I’m down with disco too. And flared pants.
no disco…
No disco? Not cool man. OK, I’ll let that one go but only if I can use my yo-yo.
I did a poem way back when disco was still a thing, that sums up my views…
I’d love to read it but I assume it is lost in the midsts of time
just type ‘did disco die’ in the search thingy
Woah – I just did – mind blown! You is one bad disco mutha – disco destruction, the dancing death – instant classic!
I held nothing back
You certainly didn’t, including that eye makeup – blimey!
whateverman
You is rock and roll and you knows it
I is and I does
Totes
fo reelz
Yeeeeeee bwaoy
it is pronounced: yeeah, boyyeee
Must be my local dialect
I forgot about that
It’s an easy mistake
I usually make the hard ones…
oo-er missus
spam
they were the cutest aliens on the original Star Trek anyway…
Before they ate your face off
Tribbles didn’t do that… you messed up my joke…
That’s me – Daveraham Lincoln – Joke Killer
with an axe
If you axe me, I think this joke is for the chop
Is that a Bunyan on your foot?
No, I Paul’ed it off
Listen you big ox… ha… I kill me…
I’ve got the axe, if there’s any killing around here, I’ll be the one to do it. Now sit still while I chop this apple in half on top of your head.
Have we left Paul for Mr. Tell???
Where there’s a will there’s a way
where there’s a still, there’s a sway
Where there’s a bill, there’s hell to pay
where there’s a grill, there’s chili to play
Chilies keep me regular
of course they do
And jalapenos – it’s how I get me greens
flaming vapors, Batman!
Everyone loves the smell of their own brand.
not minding is not the same as loving
True, sometimes I wish I could whip out a clothing peg or suck it into a vacuum
spam
But I’ll never tell
so you say now
I may relent depending on if there is an ‘r’ in the month
don’t be shellfish
I’m just a prawn in this game
or at least a shrimp… ha
That smells fishy to me
clam up
Oh Cod, I wish that I could
you did that on porpoise
Don’t get all crabby on me
spam
good
New game!! To continue with the game we were playing on the other thread, but mixing it up a little, mash up a San Diego “place” and something from pop culture:
Mira Mesa Boulevard of Broken Dreams
The San Diego Zoomanity
etc….
I can’t be that clever today… I am in the midst of something… I will be very distracted…
The Midway Point Loma
HA!
Mission Beach Boys
I am running out of famous landmarks already
Wild Animal Park Avenue
you got me again
Fashion Valley of the Dolls
now you are just showing off
B Street Scene
(Hey that’s two San Diego things together!)
yes it is
Sea World of Warcraft
you win again
Petco Park Ranger
Girls gone wild animal park ranger…
Hahahahaha
awesome!
oh yeah
Have you heard we are going to be entering a new weather cycle: La Jolla Nina
Oscar De La Jolla Ninja
San Diego Mission Impossible
Old Globe Trotter
Nice one!
awww… shucks.
Ok, I ran across this and decided I had to stop by and make a comment so I could feel like I actually helped somebody today. This will pretty much tap me out though so I hope no one else needs anything of me. HaHaHa!! I stumbled across your blog while reading through AZ Gringa’s.
You did help… and now you a part of history, for whatever that is worth.
History has a pretty good exchange rate and it is always repeating, so I would imagine it to be worth a buck at least, maybe a buck fifty in a pinch.
It keeps on giving
History is a perpetual Santa Claus
the perpetualist…
I smell a TV show here
scratch and sniff
They should make TV show scratchcards with crazy premises and a plausible one should be a winner and you get to watch the whole season for free. What a concept!
Make it happen. Smellavision!
On second thought, I’m not sure, since the idea stinks…
scratch and sniff adult movies?
Sold!
In 3-D
Three Double D
Triple 3-D
You have to have a third eyeball installed, just so you can see the screen
Stuff just leaps right off the screen
And throttles you if you don’t pay the fee
wear a raincoat…
If I did then I would feel like Columbo
raincoats used to be cool
A lot of things used to be cool and then the man came along and ruined them all
stupid man
Jumping aboard the most commented train. Need to be part of this history!
Yeah you do…
I like to swoop in every so often to try to bump her up a bit more – all aboard!
sweet
So how many more comments do we need here Art?
I never plan on taking it down. The link is always there on the sidebar. And my minions stop by when they are bored. Also, we do reunions, and contests, and games. I guess 30,000 is the next obvious step, but the sky is the limit.
If you are ever bored, come here and type replies to random people. You will meet some cool people and maybe get some new followers.
And thanks.
To the tune of The Flinstone’s Theme Song:
Arthur!
Let’s meet Arthur!
He’s the guy with only half a brain!
From the south of Cali
He’ll make you laugh until your side’s in pain
Back, Front!
That’s the way you’re s’posed to read
Do you
know the size of Art’s two feet?
When you visit Arthur
You’ll have a Photoshopping good time
A cartooning good time
You’ll break a word record!
Sorry that last line doesn’t rhyme…
oh man… you are on a roll… you are also a ‘comment here’ addict and will never finish reading old stuff now…
Are you complaining again? I’m in the basement right now. I’m TRYING to read about the coolest man you ever met.
dude… go look at my new post… you are now a siren…
YAY!!!! I’m going…
good… nobody ever got two posts done about them in a row here…
I am honored. I mean that.
you should be
I am!
go… I give you permission to take time off from reading the past./.. go go go go go go go go
This is so great! At one point I actually heard myself singing along…out loud. Now this is stuck in my brain and, frankly, I’m going to have a hard time getting it out.
w00t! Made you sing! Made you sing!
As far as it being stuck in your brain, it sounds like you have two functioning halves, so I think you’ll be Ok.
And that’s a skill in its self, let me tell you!
At eleven at night after the fortnight I’ve had, I have little more than quarter of two functioning halves! I think you may have overestimated me there.
hey… no math here… I can’t do numbers…
Believe me, Im with you. I struggled to even work out whether or not there was such thing as a quarter of two halves!
There must be, but I don’t know any more than that
No one who comes here is ever completely ok…
Well, there is that.
yup
There is a lot of that going on around here…
I’m a huge fan of The Flintstones and this is very amusing – well done for making your mark in the land of Art!
yup
Fist comment on this thread.
Fist comment… I could so make some awesome gay jokes here… HA!!!
Oh god!!! Why is there no spellcheck on comments! 😀
I only just realised I hadn’t commented on this thread (at least I don’t think I did, I thought it was too much to read through so stayed away)
And now my virgin entry onto this project inadvertently became about fisting. That’s just great.
Go on, give us a joke then
I think you took care of it already…
“And now my virgin entry onto this project inadvertently became about fisting.” That, Sir, caused me to laugh far too loudly. And I’m not 100% sure why.
That is the magic of this strange place… you never know what you are going to get… and it is a group effort… so I can’t take all the blame…
That’s the best kind of fun – the unexpected.
It is the only kind we do…
I think I’ll like it here then.
welcome home!
Maybe I won’t use a spellchecker. Mistakes are a lot more fun
Aye, you can say again.
I think he did
That is my motto
It is a good one, mistakes a re a lot more fun. A motto to live by.
As long as you don’t get carried away…
This is a very effective and simple tool for simple tools to…well, never mind that part.
http://www.iespell.com/download.php
When you place your cursor in the Reply box, right click your mouse. In the box that opens up, and we all like an open box, left click “Check Spelling.” You can do this after you write the comment. But, of course, you must remember to use it if it is to be effective. I often hit the post button too soon and then it is of little value. The best way to use it is to click “Check Spelling” before you even begin typing. Then, like MS Word, it will red-ine misspellings as you type. Right click the word and it gives you options for spellings. It is not a grammar checker though. It will help you avoid finding yourself backed into any “inadvertent” fisting incidents in the future. NO PICTURES PLEASE!!!f
An amusing aside. Well, I think so anyway. It red-lines the word “fisting” as a misspelling. You do have the option of adding unknown words to the dictionary built into the application. You just have to spell check them before you add them. I don’t know that you can correct or delete entries from the dictionary. There are words I do not add to the dictionary. They are too close to other words that I may inadvertently misspell and I don’t want to generate “false positives” that are spelled correctly, but not the word I meant. Interestingly, it didn’t know the words blog and blogging and I had to add them when it red-lined them.
yeah… pretty sure ‘fisting’ is a real word, despite the spell checker.
No experience there. I wear a size XXL in a Wells Lamont work glove so I have yet to meet any takers.
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
HA!!!
Arthurs followers are so useful! Will try it, unless it’s entertaining to make errors
As is often said here: “There is that.” which is how this all got started. Maybe better left alone.
There is that
Yes. There is, isn’t there.
there isn’t, isn’t there?
And mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A kid’ll eat ivy too. Wouldn’t you?
uh… no…
It can be
Get Out! (like what’s her name to Jerry Seinfield ELAINE!! ELAINE!! that’s her name!!)
ha
With nothing but the simple and reliable tool I have so happily shown to so many others, you too can be master of your own comment box domain. Personally, “I’m outta the contest.”
I never touch another person’s box…
How sad for you. 😦
sure
Funny how the title to the next post after this one is “I am shutting this blog down” even though I have read the post I still panic every time I come to this one and see it ha ha ha ha. Like what no way we can’t be breaking records then you shut the blog down. Stop making me panic LOL
I threw in a few April fools jokes just to be on the safe side.
and I missed it?? whaaa????
they were nothing… I have been banned from doing real ones… I did some posts about that
Yo, Art…
I just got followed by immodiumabuser…
How *fantastic* is that?
a lot?
no s4!7.
ha… I just did a post with a link to you and your little theme song poem… to lure more people to their doom… they will become castaways on this island!
HAHAHA! Nice. Anytime I can help you beckon to the sailors.
That’s it! Someday you will have to do a Photoshop that makes me look like a siren beckoning sailors to their doom from a partially submerged rock.
That would be a snap…
I would have to send a pic, and you know why I can’t do that. Can you use my gravitar? I know it’s not the same.
use the skull head thing??? maybe…
mwah-haha! I will have everyone making AZ Gringa art.
so you want to be a skull-headed siren???
yeah… 😀
sigh
Someone with chronic diarrhea???
Maybe they require a lot of reading material?
or both… in case they run out of toilet paper…
you can’t wipe with a screen
you can if you are careful
ewww
it is more of a scraping…
I can’t type the sound I just made.
give it a try
It sounded kind of like Butthead’s laugh but with more kha! in it.
Good luck.
like a cat choking on a hairball?
sort of like that, yeah.
I’m a dog person.
then make noises like a dog…
oh, my.
not even close
Now you made me go and snort water.
I am that good
yo ho… wait… I don’t mean you are a… I mean, I was sounding piratey
harumph.
uh………….
huh
yup
WHERE ARE MY COMMENTS GOING??? ART! Am I being put in SPAM???
You can’t let me waste away in there, man. It’s CRUEL.
Oh! There I am!
Whew!
So, as I was saying, this is the first time I feel like I’m ahead of the game! You know, for a guy who types with only two fingers you are QUICK. I’m always afraid I’ve missed half your comments because they are EVERYWHERE.
You’re catching up, aren’t you?
Only 4,217 to go!
(4,216)
I think the WordPress people are playing us all. We’ll get it to 30,000 and they’ll be all like, Noooo. You have to get to 50,000. THEN we’ll pay attention to you. But it will be a lie.
THE CAKE IS A LIE.
If you become a comment record junkie, you will never finish my whole blog
oh, don’t worry. I will have plenty of time.
spam
You had me at cake, lie or not.
ha…
I don’t care about sliced bread, the greatest inventions in the world are tea, cake and Americans.
In that order
That’s about the size of it
sweet
You’re never too full for cake.
Now that is certainly no lie 🙂
w00t w00t!
Let us all eat cake!
uh oh… isn’t that how the French revolution started???
nonono, silly! I didn’t say, “Let THEM eat cake.”
I want us ALL to enjoy delicious cake.
caaaaaake… so… gooood…
could still start a revolution
You *say* you want a revolution.
I didn’t say that
I really thought you were going to say:
“Well…you know…”
and then you know what *I* would have said?
we can’t be that predictable.
*sigh*
I suppose you’re right.
The hamster wheel spins SO FAST sometimes I can’t help myself.
try crack squirrels sometime…
WHO DO YOU THINK IS ON THE HAMSTER WHEEL?
I just read that… you owe me royalties…
What the What What?
It’s all part of the plan, man.
my plan, you mean
Yes.
okay then
keep reading
uh
and click on Jackie on my new static page…
where is that
also, please go to my new static page (bleachedbonevalley.wordpress.com) and click on Jackie…
I will try
JUST DO IT
I tried
I don’t know what a static page is
It never changes. You have to click Dorothy to get to my posts.
uh… ok
but don’t click Dorothy. click Jackie.
>?
wait… Jackie takes me to me???
😀
wow…
It takes everyone to you. Specifically, it takes everyone to “That 70’s Stuff”
I can see the connection… thanks…
HA!
………………
there may be a cutoff point somewhere…
Only just after you stop breathing – and even then another forkful would still be viable
clean up on isle three
We’re going to need 50cc of Buttercream icing too – stat!
mainline…
cake or death!
nom! nom! nom!
ha
ah
yup
puy
stop spitting on the floor
Toreador, oh, don’t spit on the floor.
Please use the cuspador.
That’s what it’s for.
— Bart Simpson at the opera, “Bart the Genius”
ha
I get lucky sometimes.
(NOT OFTEN ENOUGH)
not my problem… HA!
*SIGH*
whoops
poowhps
not on the carpet
but it’s nice and soft and warm there (on the carpet).
fine
as long as we understand each other
we do seem to
Is that all?
yup
spam
I am trying, but Twitter is going freekin nuts… and it is some weird stuff
HA!
spam
you lost your train of thought… ha!
I actually do that a lot. You now have more insight than just about anyone else as to WHY. Well, there are the meds, too. They certainly don’t help, although I am calmer now than I was before…
ahhh… spam
damn it.
You are going to say “Spam it”, aren’t you?
no… just telling you it was spam
I check it often, but if you comment too much, it does happen to people,
What the…?
::looks around::
Where did I put that?
::turns slowly in a full circle::
I just lost a comment.
::shrug::
Oh, well.
spam
*sigh*
spam
The best part about telling you to hush is that now you have a whole bunch of comments that you still have to reply to.
spam
NOOOOOOOOOO
spam
Spam, egg, sausage and spam
yes please
It’s spam in a can though but to make up for it, we’ll get Eric Idle to serve it with a comedy interlude
That would be lovely
I’ll ask him to drop what he’s doing now and get his ass over there
Be polite about it… he is a nice guy.
He’s the coolest guy on the planet – you should be brothers
maybe we are
Brothers from another mother
or the same one maybe
Let’s get both Jerry Springer and Jeremy Kyle to do the DNA test
I don’t do well on tests.
Neither do I but who’s counting?
I can’t count either
Once I run out of fingers, toes and the family jewels, I got nowhere else to go
so you can only count to eleven…
You got the meat but don’t forget the veg
I didn’t
Are you sure? Because I see two dangly tomatoes
One was surgically removed while you slept… check again.
By jove, you’re right! Can’t trust anyone these days, that dentist was a bit liberal with the laughing gas
he likes his mementos
If he doesn’t watch out, he’ll find them hung up on his Christmas tree! Hey wait a minute, those look familiar….
sigh
That’s what she said
I bet