Monthly Archives: May 2013

Buy my book, or the alien blows my head off…

Posted on May 14, 2013 by pouringmyartout

Help, I am being held hostage on an alien space station by a Wasp Whip space pirate. He says if you don’t buy my book, he is going to kill me… Hey, look at that. He already bought a copy. … Continue reading →

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Why does everybody always say I make everything about me?

Posted on May 13, 2013 by pouringmyartout
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You call that a war???

Posted on May 13, 2013 by pouringmyartout

I am very saddened to report that the Hastywords war is over… and I won. Why would winning a war make me sad, you might find yourself asking? I will try to explain. I was looking forward to the excitement, … Continue reading →

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BATTLE OF THE FACES

Posted on May 13, 2013 by pouringmyartout

Originally posted on HASTYWORDS:
As many of you know PMAO has been picking on poor little ol me.  I mean he has been spending his days and nights trying to get back at me for putting his head on my…

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The Hastywords war heats up!!!

Posted on May 12, 2013 by pouringmyartout

Oh, Hastywords. I am starting to understand why your parents named you that. It is because all you do is talk. I have been trying to be nice, doing pictures of you that are not too unflattering while I wait … Continue reading →

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The Hastywords war… Part 20…

Posted on May 11, 2013 by pouringmyartout

I am still waiting for Hastywords to get all primeval on my butt. Hey, that gives me an idea. Hold on a second. I will be right back… Hey Hastywords, are you ready to rock? I am going to turn your … Continue reading →

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Why my novel is better than the best sex you ever had…

Posted on May 10, 2013 by pouringmyartout

A novel, like sex, is a two person enterprise. You need an author and a reader, and done right it should leave both people exhausted and happy. And like sex, I end up doing most of the work… Bear with … Continue reading →

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The Hastywords war… Part 19…

Posted on May 10, 2013 by pouringmyartout

Now I am feeling bad that Hastywords is too busy to fight back. So instead of doing pictures of her that are silly or unflattering, I will attempt to do something artistic. Just until she starts putting up pictures of me French-kissing a … Continue reading →

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The Hastywords war… Part 18…

Posted on May 10, 2013 by pouringmyartout

Before you get into a war you cannot win I have some advice for you, Madame Hastywords. I know you are proud of that one post you did. But you don’t want to get a swelled head… And make sure … Continue reading →

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The Hastywords war… Part 17…

Posted on May 9, 2013 by pouringmyartout

Once there was a blogger with a lot of panache Until she got caught wearing my mustache I was just stealing faces, you know, like I do When she beat me to the punch with a picture or two She … Continue reading →

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