I pride myself on asking the questions that nobody else bothers to ask. I thought it might be fun to ask a series of questions about random things and see how the answers differ between men and women. Maybe we will actually learn something. Or maybe we will just chuckle a little.
Please answer honestly. If you aren’t shy you can tell us in your comment what your gender is, and whether or not you are single or living with someone. I want comments people. How else can we learn?
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1. How many times do you reuse your towel in the bathroom?
2. How often do you change your sheets and pillowcase?
3. Have you ever put on yesterday’s underwear because you didn’t have clean ones?
4. Do you have any underwear with more than two rips or holes in them?
5. Do you always wash your hands after using the bathroom?
6. Would you eat food that has been dropped on the ground?
7. Would you eat food that is past its expiration date?
8. Do you ever buy clothes just because they fit, and not because you think they make you look good?
9. Have you ever bought clothes that you aren’t really happy about just to be done with shopping?
10. Do you ever spit in public?
11. What do you do with the material produced by your nose? This is a multiple choice question;
A. Pick and flick.
B. Blow into a handkerchief or napkin.
C. Inhale and swallow.
D. Pick it and examine it before rolling it around on your fingers until it isn’t quite so sticky and then tossing it randomly aside.
E. Pick and eat… but only in the car or when you are fairly certain that no one is watching you.
12. Do you ever have trouble concentrating at work because you are thinking about… ummm… romance?
13. Have you ever gone to bed with anyone for the first time even though you knew damn well that they were way too drunk to make that decision rationally?
14. Do you ever look at the pictures of me on this blog and think to yourself, ‘Hey, that guy is kind of cute?’
(Okay, I admit that the last question is more based on my own curiosity and the fact that I am getting older and a little insecure because I used to be considered quite attractive, but mostly I didn’t want to have there be thirteen questions, because that is just plain unlucky)
Pouring My Art Out 
1. A few weeks
2. Can I take the 5th on this one?
3. Yes, but I also use liners every day (just Google it, fellas)
4. Possibly
5. No
6. Yes
7. Yes
8. Yes
9. No
10. Never
11. D
12. Nope
13. Probably
14. Needs more investigating…
You wouldn’t know it from most of my responses, but I’m female. And quite surprisingly, I’m taken.
Thanks for playing along. I actually think we might all lean something from this. I have already learned that I am nowhere near as cute as I once was… or I thought I still was…. sigh…
1, 2 – My wife changes them so quickly that sometimes I don’t even get a chance to notice how often it happens.
3, 9, 10 – No
4. Honestly, I have no idea: I have better things to do than count holes in my underwear. But when I happen to notice it, I’d throw it away.
5, 8, 12 Yes
6,7 Depends on what kind of food and what kind of ground (or date)
11:B
13. No, but could be because I’ve never really been drunk (high alcohol tolerance + body mass + low interest in alcohol is a real buzz-kill combination)
14. I never thought of your avatar that way. It certainly attracted my attention. But you know, I follow you for the weirdness, not for your looks.
Fo some reason I would have thought you would have weirder answers for some of these. That means I am learning stuff. As for the last answer I guess it is too much to hope for that I am both weird and sexy… sigh…
Sorry, I thought you were looking for honesty, not weirdness. Or maybe I’m just not as weird as you think I am,
As for last question, your avatar does look cool, and you’re certainly in better physical shape than I am. I just never really think of guys as sexy: handsome/cute/cool – sometimes, sexy/hot – no. Is that too weird?
No, I did want honesty. But it is funny that you get mental images about how strange people are from their blogs. I forget that a lot of people sort of have a blog personality that is not the same as the regular one. Mine is just me. I am not weirder here than I am all day. And the last question, I don’t care, I just wanted to see what kind of answers I would get. sigh.
I don’t really think of what I write as “weird”, this is pretty much mainstream late-night show fare. So it’s hard for me to say if my blogging persona is weirder than the normal one – could well be the other way around.
At least my real-life persona sounds like a Russian mafia boss and sometimes scares children (and occasionally adults).
Off topic- I suggest that you change how many comments are allowed within a thread: right now you have just 2 or 3 comments, that you could respond to, but your blog often has longer threads. To change that, you need to go to Dashboard / Settings / Discussion and Enable threaded (nested) comments X levels deep.
I might have thought you are wierder than you are. I am sort of a new follower. I guess I can see how it is more of a comedy bit than a persona, And I wasn’t clear about my goals for that post. I didn’t really want to learn anything. I figured some peoplle would go nuts.
About the last part. I tried changing the setings. I need to go look at what it did now. Thanks so much for the help. I want the new theme to be fun.
I did the comments 10 levels deep. You said ‘X’… is that an actual setting? And the comments get all pushed over to the right as they go on? Or am I seeing something else than you are seeing???
by “X”, I mean however many comments with “Reply” button you want to have in one comment thread. If you pick a small number like (1,2 or 3), then people who want to respond to specific comment will have to go look for comment notification to reply there, but the later comments don’t get squished. If you pick 9-10, you could reply to most comments right from the post, but then the later comments get pushed to the side.
You can pick whatever convenience/squishness balance that works for you.
I went with 10… when I look at the comments, they seem to be grouped together at least. The squishyness might start to bug me… I don’t know.
try 7 or 8, if you don’t want comments squished too much. Some of your threads go for 20+ comments, so 7 vs 10 won’t make much difference.
I put it on 7… I will give it a try… thanks.
I’m female, and in a tempestuous relationship. He comes, he goes…
1) For about a week.
2) About once every week or two.
3) God, no.
4) No.
5) 90 percent of the time.
6) Only if it’s the only food available.
7) If it says “sell by” I usually figure I can get away with a few more days. I give it the sniff test.
8) No.
9) No. But then, I can’t remember the last time I could afford to buy clothes.
10) No.
11) A through D. I’ve never had a desire to eat my own snot.
12) God, yes.
13) No. I don’t find drunks attractive. At all.
14) I did at first, but now I think of you as a brother.
Awesome… and best final answer yet.
Blush.
Ha!
Ummmm totally late on this. Lets see how uncomfortable this can be for me.
1. How many times do you reuse your towel in the bathroom? I suck at laundry, have you not figured that out yet?
2. How often do you change your sheets and pillowcase? I suck at laundry, have you not figured that out yet?
3. Have you ever put on yesterday’s underwear because you didn’t have clean ones? I suck at laundry, have you not figured that out yet?
4. Do you have any underwear with more than two rips or holes in them?
What’s underwear?
5. Do you always wash your hands after using the bathroom? YES!
6. Would you eat food that has been dropped on the ground? ummm five second rule in this house.
7. Would you eat food that is past its expiration date?
How far past the expiration date?
8. Do you ever buy clothes just because they fit, and not because you think they make you look good? WTH kind of question is this? Clothes only look good in the stores.
9. Have you ever bought clothes that you aren’t really happy about just to be done with shopping? Hmmmmm I see the logic here.
10. Do you ever spit in public? I do not spit ever and if I do it’s because I am mad.
11. What do you do with the material produced by your nose?
Uhhh tissue, dude.
12. Do you ever have trouble concentrating at work because you are thinking about… ummm… romance?
Is Jason Statham involved?
13. Have you ever gone to bed with anyone for the first time even though you knew damn well that they were way too drunk to make that decision rationally?
Yes.
14. Do you ever look at the pictures of me on this blog and think to yourself, ‘Hey, that guy is kind of cute?’
I like your sunglasses.
Okay, that was funny.
1. How many times do you reuse your towel in the bathroom? Usually at least twice, but I always have one for body, one for hair, one for face.
2. How often do you change your sheets and pillowcase? About once a week
3. Have you ever put on yesterday’s underwear because you didn’t have clean ones? only once. I moved from an apartment to a house & somebody stole all my underwear during the move & I didn’t have my washer & dryer hooked up at the house yet. Had to go buy a whole bunch more the next day.
4. Do you have any underwear with more than two rips or holes in them? Yes
5. Do you always wash your hands after using the bathroom? Yes, mostly
6. Would you eat food that has been dropped on the ground? In my own kitchen, yes. Someplace else, no
7. Would you eat food that is past its expiration date? Depends on food, Routinely yes for sour cream
8. Do you ever buy clothes just because they fit, and not because you think they make you look good? Sometimes
9. Have you ever bought clothes that you aren’t really happy about just to be done with shopping? yes – i hate shopping
10. Do you ever spit in public? never
11. What do you do with the material produced by your nose? This is a multiple choice question; F- pick, look and wipe in a tissue
12. Do you ever have trouble concentrating at work because you are thinking about… ummm… romance? No, don’t work outside home.
13. Have you ever gone to bed with anyone for the first time even though you knew damn well that they were way too drunk to make that decision rationally? Not since my young & foolish days
14. Do you ever look at the pictures of me on this blog and think to yourself, ‘Hey, that guy is kind of cute?’ Often
What is it with women and three towels??? There is a water shortage. Save the planet. Wait, what? Someone stole your underwear? Creepy. But I like your answer to the last question so much that I am going to stop thinking about your underwear.
Thankls for that and your answers.
I do save water, I shower with a friend (or hubby if he’s home LOL)
Oh my…
TMI?
no… not really…
In the name of science….
1. I change towels once a week. It’s a weekend thing.
2. Bed linen once a week also, but I do turn the pillows every day and pretend they’re fresh.
3. No! I never wear yesterdays undies. I wash them so I have an abundance of clean at the ready.
4. No undies with rips or holes. I throw these out and replace with new ones… which I wash and have clean at the ready.
5. Yes. I wash hands often… not OCD often or anything but yes often! I work in a preschool, those little blighters are grubby!
6. Wet food no, dry food yes!
7. I have a rule here… if it says best before, it’s OK. If it says used by…. NEVER!
8. Yeah, I do. But there is also the trick mirror, you know the one. Looks good in the shop but at home…. argh!
9. Yes, I hate shopping! Hate it! Especially shoes.
10. I never spit in public… unless something gross flies into my mouth then there is but one way out right?
11. Again this is a wet and dry issue…. ha! Tissues of course!!!
12. Yes! And I am actually having trouble concentrating now… thinking of, ummmm, romance!
13. No, because I am usually more drunk than them… light weight!
14. So lucky fourteen… I find supersticious guys very cute. SOL!
I like the number 7 rule.
I didn’t get the last answer. I can’t tell if I fall into that category or not.
But thanks for playing. We are learning stuff.
Hey, number seven is also science based! Google told me!
Geez, sorry I went for subtle on number 14 now… so you said you asked fourteen questions because 13 is unlucky… that would mean you are a little supersticious right?
BTW, will you too answer your questions Arthur? Enquiring minds want to know…
Oh… that was brilliant… much too clever for my brain… But thanks again. And yes, I will answer them soon. I don’t want to influence the answers.
It’s good you understand your powers of persuasion at such a young age… see what I did there? I just made you feel better about your age!
You are too kind. Now get off my lawn… ha!
Okay, I’ll take the bait.
1. Twice, 3 times if I forget.
2. The plan is about every 4-5 days, but it’s usually 7 days, or so the wife tells me.
3. Ickily yes, but not because I have run out. Once in a rare while, I have forgotten to pack clean ones. After a good and sweaty workout, a refreshing shower, it is quite horrid to dig out the sweaty underwear and put them damp things back on. It’s even worse when you have to stop at the store on the way home, Once home, a second shower feels so good. I haven’t gone commando since my late teens/early 20’s and didn’t like it then and it doesn’t work for me now, sweaty underwear or not. Too much information? Well, you asked for it!
4. If the waste band is holding the pants up, 2 rips is nothing. Of course, the size of the rips and location is more important than the number.
5. Almost always.
6. It depends all on the food and the ground. The answer is yes.
7. It depends on the food. The answer is yes.
8.It has to look decent for me to buy it.
9 I hate shopping, but #8 rules the purchase.
10. Occasionally, but I hear it’s not a good idea in Singapore where they have spit police and caners.
11. A, B, C and D. Maybe E when I wast a little kid. You should add an F. Picked and wiped the good stuff onto something.
12. I don’t work, but when I did … You ain’t normal if you haven’t. Worst would be having trouble romancing because you are thinking about work.
13. Just with myself. Really, the answer is no, but the thought has crossed my mind. The answer is still no, it ain’t right. Besides, what fun could it be!
14. A trick question…Maybe if one of those aliens, the ones called Grays, puts on a wig, a mustache, a smudge of dirt under the lip and puffs out its cheeks, that alien may resemble you with the shades, but cute? I don’t know.
Now we are leaning about the whole human race. Thank you. Except for that last part, which was hurtful and also showed you to be a bit of an alienist… is that how you say racist when talking about aliens, or does racist still work?
Well, that’s a problem with asking questions. Not all answers are what you want them to be. Still, aliens such as that green girl on Star Trek are quite appealing. As long as they enter the galaxy legally; that is, unless they are invading, which is a whole other story.
Oh, that comes up in my book, trust me.
1. 7times
2.2-3 weeks
3.No
4.No-that’s a guy thing
5.absolutely
6.yes-who doesn’t? Although the 5 second rule applies
7.If it’s not bad
8.No
9.No
10.Not that I can think of
11.So gross! Use a Kleenex
12.No
13.No
14.I’m kind of thinking get your glasses out of my face
okay, okay, good, right, good for you, yes, I agree, super, superb, exactly, , you tell ’em, good, good and ouch!!!
lol
1. How many times do you reuse your towel in the bathroom? I wash my towels (i have one for my hair too) every three days
2. How often do you change your sheets and pillowcase? Once a week – unless they’re dirty
3. Have you ever put on yesterday’s underwear because you didn’t have clean ones? Never. Don’t do that. It’s gross. If you have no clean underwear, don’t wear any.
4. Do you have any underwear with more than two rips or holes in them? No. Throw it out. Don’t use it as a cleaning rag either, it’s weird to clean the mirror with underpants
5. Do you always wash your hands after using the bathroom? Always – I have germ issues
6. Would you eat food that has been dropped on the ground? Depends which food and what ground. I wouldn’t be diving to the floor for a brussel sprout.
7. Would you eat food that is past its expiration date? No. I like my stomach contents to move in the correct direction at all times
8. Do you ever buy clothes just because they fit, and not because you think they make you look good? No. I buy clothes that I love, even if they don’t make me look good necessarily. I’m wearing it cos I like it, fuck you world!
9. Have you ever bought clothes that you aren’t really happy about just to be done with shopping? No. Well at least not for myself. I may have bought things for hubby and kids that could have been better
10. Do you ever spit in public? No. Not ever. It’s repulsive, unless you’re running a marathon or something just don’t do it!
11. What do you do with the material produced by your nose? This is a multiple choice question;
B. Blow into a handkerchief or napkin. – Yes but a tissue – napkins in Australia are for wiping faces.
12. Do you ever have trouble concentrating at work because you are thinking about… ummm… romance? Yes. All the time. Doesn’t everyone?
13. Have you ever gone to bed with anyone for the first time even though you knew damn well that they were way too drunk to make that decision rationally? No. I’m usually the drunk one.
14. Do you ever look at the pictures of me on this blog and think to yourself, ‘Hey, that guy is kind of cute?’ Inviting compliments now? There’s a compliment generator on the internet. You should download it and get it to send you compliments three times a day – that’s my diagnosis.
Oh man I was laughing so hard at your answers! The diving for a brussel sprout got me good!
Why thank you! I’m here all week…
that’s great, it’s the best gut laugh i’ve had in a long time, tears and all!
Hey… my eyes are up here… behind the shades…
Oh, are you staying? Because I have free snacks in the lobby…
Ooooh I love free snacks… wait, what’s the expiration date and have they been on the floor?
ummmmmmmmmmmm…
No one can be funnier here than me… that’s the rule… hrrrumph!
ummmm…
Computer generated compliments scare me. On a side note, my mom was not a big believer in expiration dates. My three brothers and I have been training our whole lives to eat questionable food. Sometimes it doesn’t turn out well. Thanks for playing.
1. Towel? I thought that word was always plural.
2. It depends on what has happened- at least once a week.
3. I do not run out of clean under clothes.
4. I am not familiar with under clothes in a state of disrepair.
5. Of course, you never know when I’ll be called back to the OR for surgery.
6. I follow the 10 second rule.
7. If I didn’t, I wouldn’t eat. There are only 2 of us I can’t keep up with expiration dates.
8. I buy clothes because I like them, part of liking them is the fit and the other part is if I think the reflect the essence of me.
9. Never, my husband does that, then those garments hang in the closet until I donate them to someone who will wear them.
10. I do not. If necessary, and under duress, I can blow my nose like a construction worker.
11. Eeeeewwwww. I have standards you know- B.
12. No, I’m living the dream!
13. Is there another way to go about it?
14. I think, “Man, I gotta get me some new sunglasses!”
See… now I feel like I know the real you. And either women are all liars or they have nothing in common with men at all.
Women do not lie so if men do then I guess we have nothing in common other than ahem “Romance”.
That was brilliant.
HA!!!
1. How many times do you reuse your towel in the bathroom? 4-6X but I have a separate one for my hair.
2. How often do you change your sheets and pillowcase? once a week.
3. Have you ever put on yesterday’s underwear because you didn’t have clean ones? No
4. Do you have any underwear with more than two rips or holes in them? No, I Feng Shui’d my underwear for prosperity. Holes are bad luck!
5. Do you always wash your hands after using the bathroom? Yes, unless there’s no water or hand sanitizer around.
6. Would you eat food that has been dropped on the ground? No.
7. Would you eat food that is past its expiration date? I have done but only on things like bagels and bakery items I’ve stored in my freezer.
8. Do you ever buy clothes just because they fit, and not because you think they make you look good? Yes, I have done this and regretted it!
9. Have you ever bought clothes that you aren’t really happy about just to be done with shopping? Yes, I’ve done this too and regretted it.
10. Do you ever spit in public? If nobody is around or I think nobody is watching me I will.
11. What do you do with the material produced by your nose? This is a multiple choice question; B during the day but A if I’m in bed falling asleep. Ew, I know it’s gross.
A. Pick and flick.
B. Blow into a handkerchief or napkin.
C. Inhale and swallow.
D. Pick it and examine it before rolling it around on your fingers until it isn’t quite so sticky and then tossing it randomly aside.
E. Pick and eat… but only in the car or when you are fairly certain that no one is watching you.
12. Do you ever have trouble concentrating at work because you are thinking about… ummm… romance? Not at work I haven’t but reading boring material for classes I have.
13. Have you ever gone to bed with anyone for the first time even though you knew damn well that they were way too drunk to make that decision rationally? No.
14. Do you ever look at the pictures of me on this blog and think to yourself, ‘Hey, that guy is kind of cute?’ Is this a trick question? 😉
sigh… I am not going to get anybody to fall for that last question am I? But see, we are learning stuff already. Thank you.
Haha 😉 Your question about the nose “material” made me laugh and think “ewww” simultaneously!
This is a scientific survey. There will be no ‘ewwwing’.
LMAO, my apologies! 😛
I try to keep a very serious, very studious tone here. This is a blog for thoughtful consideration and deep thoughts, where we contemplate the meaning of life and the mysteries of the cosmos… can’t go on… irony killing me… release the silly!!!!!
LOL, I wasn’t fooled 😀 I’m fond of irony and silliness too 🙂
You came to the right place, oh little box with a picture of pretty purple flower trees and a Russian name even though you type like a Canadian person.
Haha, yes I am Canadian. The name I have an explanation for on my blog. The short version is I like it and I enjoy Russian literature (translated). Plus I am supposed to be anonymous so had to pick a name I could live with so to speak. 😀
And it has a nice sound to it. Better than many of those German female names that you have to shoot spit all over people when you say them.
OMG, LOL! I guess you’re right there.
Hildagarrd Gertrudda Von Schlommennbekken!
It is like speaking Orc. You have to garggle with your own phlegm… pardon me for being indelicate.
LMAO! I see what you mean!! 😉
But did you say it with a very strong fake Sgt. Schultz accent to get the full effect?
Haha, no I admit I cheated a little 😉
There are no shortcuts here… say it again and do it right.
Okay! (seeing as you can’t see me I’ll say I did and you’ll have to believe me) 😛
If your monitor isn’t covered with spit you are still cheating.
It’s dripping 😉
Now we are getting somewhere.
We can do warm ups first… say it with me…
I know nussingk…
Ver is Colonel Hogan, Lebeau?…
Yawhol, Colonel Klink…
I know nussink…
Oh goodness! You are certainly making me laugh more than I have all day 😀
That should also cover your screen with spittle if you do it right!
Hehe 😀
PMAO… increasing people’s saliva output sionce 2012.
LOL! That’s handy when you’re on meds that give you a dry mouth like I am.
Am I covered by your medical insurance???
Hmm, since you’re probably classified as an “alternative therapy”, no. Fortunately, your very alternative so it’s okay! 😀
I will just have to donate my time to the saliva impaired then. Like Doctors without borders… sort of.
Yes, be a philanthropist for us poor dry mouth people, haha 😉 I drink a lot of water everyday to help 🙂
You should do that anyway.
Big Pharma is good for something after all! (medication=dry mouth=drink 8 glasses of water) 🙂
Genius.
All day? Really? Not all month at least?
Well you see I find many things funny so laugh frequently-even when alone if I happen to remember something funny!
Me too, but I am usually laughing at something stupid I did or some crazy new thought that pops into my mind. I am my biggest fan.
Haha, I laugh at myself too and things I’ve done and said. I can keep myself amused for hours 🙂 We have to be our own biggest fan IMO. Who else is going to cheer us on? I just try to keep it contained when people are around so they don’t think I’m crazy 😛
I don’t care if they think I’m crazy.
LOL, I am trying to get there. It makes life a heck of a lot easier that way!
For us… not for them.
Yes, exactly 😀
But who cares about them? They think we’re crazy.
Good point. I like how you think! 🙂
I hardly ever hear that.
LOL, clearly you’re under appreciated!
It’s true.
I’ll play my imaginary violin for you 😉
uh oh… I hear real music when you do that… that can’t be good…
It’s okay. Just don’t open the door if any men in white coats come knocking 😉
What makes you think I don’t live somewhere surrounded by them already?
Haha, good point….
They spray me with a hose.
lol love it!
Haha, are you going to answer the questions? LOL
i did!
Oh! I see them and am reading them now 😀
😉
The questions were very humorous 🙂 So were some of the responses!
i laughed so hard i was crying at some of the answers! it felt so good to laugh that hard!
Yes, I did too. Especially the “nose material” and underwear related ones! LOL
yes! did you see the one about diving on the floor for a brussel sprout? that got me! lol
LOL, I did. I won’t eat anything off my floors because they never get cleaned. Thus there would be dust and dirt on the food. So I don’t eat off the floor even if the 5-10 second rule applies. My floors are gross! I haven’t mopped them in months 😛
lol! there’s more important things in life anyway!!
Haha, true. Still, my floors could use their “annual” mopping! 😉
did you know here you can get mop slippers? lol
Yes! I saw those! LOL I thought they were a joke. Do people really buy them then mop their floor that way? Wouldn’t your feet be wet if you’re using water?
i don’t know but i’ve thought of it! maybe i should an give you an update…lol
it could be a dry mop thing?
But if they’re dry mops then how do they clean/wash the floor? Pardon my floor cleaning ignorance 😛
You’re considering getting a pair? 😉
they would probably just be good for dusting the floor. i’ll look around and see if there are any i can find, figure out how they work!
Ah, I thought that might be the case. But I need a heavy duty mop to clean my floors! LOL
just take Mr. sunglasses there and turn him upside down…lol
Ahaha 😉
😀
i just realized we were having this conversation on his site, he loves that, it makes him feel special..lol
LMAO! OMG I didn’t even notice! *blushes*
i know eh?! me either! LOL
Haha, we’re so polite!
we are, he likes this, he’s a stats person, i’ll bet he’s following this, and it won’t be long before he can’t help himself and join in! 😉
LOL! 😉
once again, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
see how he can’t help himself he’s responding now!
Yes, you were right! LOL
he’s rude that way..lol
Yes, LOL 😉
Am not.
glad you agree, we have to remain united when it comes to him! 😉
No, you don’t.
yes we do
But do we really?
do we what?
I forgot what we were talking about again.
ha me too
we keep doing that
i agree
Don’t play coy… you were just waiting around hoping I would come back.
bawhahaha
whatever
You think you know me!
case and point
or case in point as the case may be, to make a point.
Damn, I am clever.
Far be it for me to disagree.
LMAO
That isn’t really possible, you know that right?
I just came back and you were throwing a party and you didn’t even invite me.
well you snooze you loose
I loose when I am awake too… I am that good.
And I always feel special…
LOL, opps 😛
It is fun to be both popular and invisible at the same time.
Don’t mind me… I am not even here.
we won’t
Yeah you will.
I will sue.
That was just uncalled for… sigh…
why
why not
And do not leave that food on the floor either, or I won’t get my deposit back.
You can use old underwear with holes in it…
ewww
Oh get over it.
what was i supposed to get over, if it has anything to do with snot, never!
If you think it’s butter, but it’s snot, it’s Chiffon.
Sing it with me.
ewwww
That was probably a margerine commercial from before your time.
ya you’re old
Right.
Hey you should check out my snake pics on FB if you like snakes
I’m Zoe Go on fb
Seriously, mop the floor.
LOL, I have it on my “to-do list” 😛
sigh
Turn off the lights… oh, and mop the floor… HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pft
Come on, that was funny.
Please lock the doors on your way out…
I give up…
I need more man answers on this thing. That’s when it will get funny.
LOL, I thought that too. Do you have many male readers?
Although women adore me and always have, yes, I do appeal to a wide audience of readers including some men. A guy just answered the questions and proved that men and women should live on seperate planets.
LOL, I am curious now. I’ll have to read the answers.
We aren’t only learning good stuff either…
See… we are learning about each other…
That we are! This is why I don’t use my real name 😛 Dirty floors shame 😉 lol
Yeah we could blackmail you with the information about how clean you are, but not your floor???
Haha, exactly!
I can see why you don’t want anyone to know your clean little secrets… ha!
LOL 😀
I am going to start throwing Brussel sprouts…
i like em
You can pretend you are a seal, and I will pretend they are fish and I am the trainer.
pft
That is not the noise seals make.
burp
closer.
sniffle
A sick seal?
achoo
You suck at this game.
or i’m just not responding the way you want me to…
Like you ever do… ha!
lol
Once again, this is a scientific study…
Of course 😉
I don’t just do this stuff for my own entertainment… only…
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Yeah… this is my game…
I have lost what little control I had.
a long time ago, btw when are you going to answer your own questions?
I won’t, because then you would lose all respect for me.
scared?
I will save it fo the end.
I feel like a third wheel.
Hahaha, Zoe was right!
Huh?
She said you wouldn’t be able to resist jumping in on the conversation she and I were having on your page.
You are going to bump my unicorn post off the list of most viewed.
LOL, unicorn post? Now I am curious 😉 ….
This is why I put up the new sidebar. Because people are lazy and don’t scroll through my old posts.
I used your search bar.
I have one of those???
LOL, above your top posts 🙂
I really need to figure out what I am doing.
of course you do…
1. How many times do you reuse your towel in the bathroom? A few – but then I use about 3 for one bath
2. How often do you change your sheets and pillowcase? not often enough…its grim
3. Have you ever put on yesterday’s underwear because you didn’t have clean ones? no – never
4. Do you have any underwear with more than two rips or holes in them? nope
5. Do you always wash your hands after using the bathroom? not EVERY time no – but most
6. Would you eat food that has been dropped on the ground? no
7. Would you eat food that is past its expiration date? never – but i would cook it for my husband to eat…
8. Do you ever buy clothes just because they fit, and not because you think they make you look good? no lol
9. Have you ever bought clothes that you aren’t really happy about just to be done with shopping? yes – i hate shopping
10. Do you ever spit in public? never
11. What do you do with the material produced by your nose? This is a multiple choice question; F- pick, look and wipe in a tissue
12. Do you ever have trouble concentrating at work because you are thinking about… ummm… romance? sometimes
13. Have you ever gone to bed with anyone for the first time even though you knew damn well that they were way too drunk to make that decision rationally? pfft thats usually the other way around lol
14. Do you ever look at the pictures of me on this blog and think to yourself, ‘Hey, that guy is kind of cute?’ aww….
ps thanks for making me realise how GRIM i am lol
Cleanliness is next to godliness… but in the dictionary it is closer to grimyness… Ha! Oh, wait, now that I see it, it still isn’t, so never mind.
ha i’m now feeling grim and exposed too! he has a way of doing that!
I do not… not on purpose…
it is so
Number seven cracked me up. I once ate lasagne that was so old that the cheese layers had gone semi trasluscent like old windows. Thanks for playing along. You made it easy for me by retyping all the answers. You seem to be much more civilized than most of us. I hope some single guys answer so you can see just how much. I manage some apartments, and a guy once moved out and when I went in there there was stuff growing in the toilet bowl. I don’t mean like a thin layer of mold. It grew in long strands like some kind of seaweed.
ummmmmmmmmm…
you should be able to tell when it is a new towel… unless you are those kind of people that have all matching towels, I guess. Other than that you seem to reasonbly civilzed. I suspect your wife took care of that part too. Ha!
This is very true. My wife actually insists that I wear clean clothes as well. It’s been a difficult transition, but I am adjusting okay.
Becoming civilized is not for the faint of heart.
1. Unknown. Many? Wife handles that now.
2. You should change them? Wife handles that now.
3. Once every few years and only under duress. A pet peeve for me.
4. Yes. They’re comfortable.
5. Yes.
6. Depends. If it’s a Gyros, then yes. Never for sauces.
7. If it still smells okay, and wife isn’t looking, yes.
8. Does this mean I should check myself in the mirror? Wife handles that now.
9. Gawd, yes.
10. Yep.
11. A,B,D, mostly B. The other options…eeww!
12. Often.
13. Nope.
14. Nope. I just see my Bruh.