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Hey, Greenland, have I got a deal for you…

If just one person from your country clicks on anything on my blog, I will do all I can to increase my carbon footprint and speed up global warming so your glaciers will retreat and you will have weather like … Continue reading

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An ode to the crack squirrels living inside my head…

All of the words that have ever been said Are bouncing around inside of my head The squirrels chew ’em up and spit ’em back out And that’s what this blog is all about All of the things that I’ve … Continue reading

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The ways of the WordPress Overlords are indeed strange and mystifying… (or): So, tell me a little about yourself…

I keep getting messages from WordPress that I have a new follower… but I swear, some of those people are already following me. Obviously, it is not my place to question the methodology of the exalted humans… and perhaps aliens… … Continue reading

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Please follow my blog… before James Bond shoots me in the head…

I have never kept it a secret that I am the evil criminal mastermind in charge of a secret organization bent on conquering the world. I have a secret lair in a hollowed-out volcano somewhere in Southern California and an … Continue reading

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Come on, Greenland… give me some love…

I hate the way you just lay there on the map on my stats page… all white… like a big, splattered seagull poop… I may have to do a series of posts to woo you… oh yeah, you will be wooed, … Continue reading

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Oh yeah, we did it… 30,000 comments on one post…

I would like to thank all the little people… And since I am 6 feet 4 inches tall, I guess that would be almost all of you… So… thanks everybody!

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Okay, people, we have gotten 29,922 comments on that post where we are trying to break the record for the most comments on one WordPress post that isn’t so negative that people commented just to tell the person who wrote it what a jerk they are…

Help us break the 30,000 comment mark… meet some new friends… have some fun… be a part of history… what have you got to lose??? Just click right over there… on the blue words in that thing at the top … Continue reading

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Dear new followers… just so you know… this blog isn’t at all what you might think it is…

I know, I have been posting a lot of cute posts lately. Post with photos of my second honeymoon in Maui, and the state fair, and my recent trip to the Bay Area. But that isn’t really what this blog … Continue reading

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Oh snap! I just noticed that I now have over 100,000 comments on my blog…

And I did it while I was  goofing around with my buddy, Trent, over on that post where we are trying to break the record for the most comments on a WordPpress post, which is almost up to 30,000 comments … Continue reading

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Things I learned today… well, not really, but we will get to that later…

Blogging and dating are essentially the same thing. There, I said it. Maybe it is clear to me because I am so new at this. Or maybe I am just plain wrong. I hope I am. There you are, a … Continue reading

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