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An open letter to ISIS… or, as I like to think of you, and all due respect to George Clooney here, the men who sleep with goats…

Dear ISIS, you petulant, spoiled, obnoxious little baby-men… Islam was once renowned for its tolerance of other religions and open-mindedness, as well the beauty of its architecture, its culture and its interest in education and learning. So what the hell happened to … Continue reading →

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An open letter to all Extremists…

I know you have been taught all your life by your teachers and holy men that you are right and everyone who disagrees with you is wrong. However, believing you are right is not the same thing as being right. … Continue reading →

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Dear religious and political fundamentalists… and I mean all of you…

Have you ever considered the actual definition of what fundamentalism really means? It means you haven’t given any deep thought to your religion or politics. It literally means that you are still stomping around in the shallow, wading end of … Continue reading →

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Well, I don’t usually give advice to terrorist extremists… but here’s an idea…

Why don’t we try something new… you know… just for a change… and not blow people up… or shoot them… or behead them. As I understand it, your goal is to get people to follow your religion. I am not … Continue reading →

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Look, if you have to hate somebody, hate Nazis… nobody cares if you hate Nazis… in fact, the only people who will think that you hating Nazis is a bad thing are Nazis…

Just a thought.

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Oh man… I crack me up…

That was not easy to do, by the way…

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I am going to ride this crack squirrel right to Famous Author Town!!!

Okay… obviously, this is just a metaphor… I mean, in the first place, the crack squirrels aren’t that big… and there is more than one of them… a lot more… and they live in my head most of the time, helping … Continue reading →

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So, I have this one blog post that has 44,142 comments on it…

Wouldn’t it be fun to get it up to 44,444? So click that link over there… the blue words… at the top of my side bar… on the right… and leave a comment. You don’t even have to leave a … Continue reading →

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Who knew that Eric Idle could both whip and nae nae?

Not me, that’s for sure…

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Are either or both of these characters lesbians, and if so, how will that destroy the sanctity of mariage, undermine our society, and make god so angry that he causes global warming to destroy the world… and please answer in the form of an essay…

***WARNING*** This is a test, and the answer you give might very well permanently alter the way I think of you. ***NO CHEATING*** I will give the correct answers… the only correct answers… at the bottom of the page after … Continue reading →

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