Tag Archives: Photoshop

Oh come on, Arthur, more pictures of wet spider webs, seriously???… part 2… now with bonus ‘super-cropped-down-extra-close-up’ versions of each photo!!!

There is one of the photos of the orb webs I took, after gently spraying them with water to simulate dew drops. One advantage of my digital camera is that it saves photos at a very large size… like 72 … Continue reading

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Tripping the light fantastic… wait, what the heck is that?… part 5…

Oh, I will tell you what that is… And that… And that… And even that. They are all versions of the same thing. I will tell you what they are… just not in this post.

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Seriously, why would you trust this guy to do any important job???… the final chapter… I hope…

I should feel bad about this one, but I am too busy laughing.

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Seriously, why would you trust this guy to do any important job???… part 4…

Short attention span and self-absorption, not a good combination in any job.

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Seriously, why would you trust this guy to do any important job???… part 1…

Sorry, I hope you manage to get that image out of your head someday. But this might get worse if the crack squirrels living in my head decide to go off the rails… again…

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Dear white supremacist racists, why are all your heroes perverts and sexual deviants who never had a normal relationship with a member of the opposite… or any… sex???

Low self-esteem and a troubled relationship with their parents seems to be a theme, resulting in paranoia, delusions, habitual lying, a need to find a scapegoat for their failures, and a love of twisted fetishism that crosses most boundaries of … Continue reading

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Tripping the light fantastic… wait, what the heck is that?… part 2…

I will give you a hint: It is the same thing as this… Which is the same thing as this… And this… And this… I hope that helps.  

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Have I mentioned that I love Photoshop?… part 2…

Any crazy, silly idea that pops into my crack squirrel-infested mind, I can make it happen!

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Have I mentioned that I love Photoshop?… part 1…

Every night at work, while I am making my security patrols, I pass the door marked: Human Resources. It seems like such a strange turn of phrase, I thought I would make it stranger… and darker.

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Real history; it makes Game Of Thrones look like a boring birthday party for a three-year-old…

Don’t get me wrong. I love that show. Yes, the Red Wedding was gruesome and shocking. Do you have any idea how many millions of people were murdered in World War Two? Dragons raining fire and death from the sky. … Continue reading

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