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Buy my book…

… or so help me, I will shoot this alien!

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Why my novel is better than the best sex you ever had…

A novel, like sex, is a two person enterprise. You need an author and a reader, and done right it should leave both people exhausted and happy. And like sex, I end up doing most of the work… Bear with … Continue reading

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This is the last time I am going to tell you to buy my book… for at least a week…

The small glitches have been fixed. The book is ready to fly. I know I should feel bad that I am so shamelessly promoting the dang thing, but this is four years of my life we are talking about here. And it … Continue reading

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Now you can order the book…

The small glitches have been fixed, and the book in available on some new types of e-readers too. So order it. Or I have to get a job and you will never see me again. And I am too old … Continue reading

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We interrupt this broadcast of the Arizona trip for an important announcement…

My novel is now available in the iBook store (in iTunes) for the iPad, iPhones and iPod. I guess you just search Otherwhere Chronicles. And it is also available on the Nook. And something called Kobo. Thank you Jessica, for doing all this for … Continue reading

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That last post I did was another of my stupid mistakes where I think I know what I am talking about but it turns out I don’t…

When YOU type Amazon.com into your search bar, you will not see my newly published book on the main page. It turns out that Amazon.com remembers your previous searches and sticks stuff on that front page just to make you … Continue reading

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That is so bleepin’ awesome…

If you just type in Amazon.com in your search bar, my novel is right there, on the front page. Down there on the left under the ‘More Items To Consider’ header. I feel so powerful. And ironically, my book is just … Continue reading

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I am going to not talk about the book by talking about the book…

Did you get that? If you really love me, you would know what I meant… (See, ladies, that sentence looks a little crazy when you see it typed out) Hey! That was a joke. I am trying to stir up … Continue reading

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I haven’t had time to do an audio book version of my book yet…

But if you want, I will come to your house and read it out loud to you. Heck, I will even act it out for you. With hand puppets. All you need to do is order a copy of my … Continue reading

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A quick question…

For those of you who have been around for a while, I have a question. Jessica is almost done formatting the first part of the novel. What I want to know is this; Should I add the pictures I did of … Continue reading

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