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Dear women who live in states where they took away your right to choose…

Simple answer: move to California. No, your home sate will be fine without you, because it is just crammed full of Alpha males. They can get along without you, and they obviously don’t appreciate your contribution enough to value your … Continue reading

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Dear racist rednecks, you have more in common with the people you hate than with rich white people…

Let’s face it, racist rednecks, you are probably never going to be invited to Trump’s house for a light breakfast. If you do end up at one of Trump’s golf resorts, the odds are that it will be because you … Continue reading

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I want you…

No… not like that… you flatter yourself… I want you… to show me the way… wait… no… that’s from a Peter Frampton song… I want you to stop farting around and follow my blog, dag nab it! Yes, that’s it… … Continue reading

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Goodbye, Versailles… and a final word on living like a French king…

I hope you have enjoyed my three-part series on how you too can live like a French king. If you follow my simple guidelines, you will soon be alienating poor people and making the rest of the fabulously wealthy feel … Continue reading

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Versailles… part 3… Even more lifestyles of the rich and French…

When I did the first part of my now justifiably famous ‘lifestyles of the rich and French’, in which I gave you useful tips on how to live like a French king, I focused on how to build and decorate … Continue reading

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In answer to your questions…

Yes. Yes. Probably. No. Not as often as I used to. You wish. Yes. Now and then. If I could do it myself, I wouldn’t need to ask, would I? Three. I don’t think so. I would, but I wouldn’t … Continue reading

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WTHIT???

WTHIT©®™ (WTHIT-{What The Heck Is That} is a registered, copyrighted, trademarked, brand-new way of shortening ‘What The Heck Is That’… created by Arthur Browne, all rights reserved and pending and so on and so forth, as stipulated, in perpetuity, not … Continue reading

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I had another brilliant idea… hey… where the heck are you all going? No, seriously, this is a good idea… today, we are all going to try to be just a bit more British!

No, I do not mean running around saying things like; “Cor, blimey, Bob’s your Uncle, stiff upper lip, havva a cuppa, pip pip cheerio, what’s all this then, ‘alf a mo’ govnur, wink wink nudge nudge”… or any of that. … Continue reading

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Weird things I do to entertain myself… because I’m weird… part 4…

I am not proud to admit this, but when I wash my hands, I squish them together to make wet farty sounds… and I have a little electronic fart noise-making machine… and I use it…  because… I am like a … Continue reading

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Weird things I do to entertain myself… because I’m weird… part 2…

Why yes, I do indeed drive around with an ostrich puppet in my car… When I’m stuck in bad traffic or at a stop light, I use it to amuse people in the cars around me… especially little kids… Sometimes … Continue reading

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